Tax Day

The Federal Government may not be accepting taxes until 2 days before #ValentinesDay.

That doesn’t mean Team #VernonJ can’t file them ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

*A. Cause of course they don’t know what they doing.

*B. Saturday afternoon is even better.

Newton’s Laws

If thee frozen liquids that fell from the sky.
Has accumulated to/above the midpoint of thee axel.
Thou can repeatedly press on the rubber that makes thee automobile go aft or fore.
But thee will not succeed in moving significantly past the starting/stopping point, without observing Newton’s 1st Law of Motion.

Life is hard

… but not that hard

Someday there will be magic.

I’ll send an electronic communication to someone, requesting they bring something home with them.

That’ll be awesome.

Until then I have to be responsible and do it myself. #LifeIsHard

Happy #FNP!


If you are going to attend any kind of protest, Gordon suggests that you come up with a plan and stick to it.

“Think it out. Don’t show up and get caught up in the moment of the crowd, start doing dumb things, and then videotaping yourself doing them. That is a recipe for disaster,” Gordon said. “And, of course, don’t break the law because once you break the law, almost all employers are going to take the position that you should be fired.