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Good Morning & Happy Monday,

I had my Eureka Moment, I invented an auto bedmaker.

Today is Saturday 07/27/V3.4 & I don’t have my bus pants on.

What’s going on today?

What did you do last night?

That’s all I really have, it is 4 in the morning after all.

I had a good day yesterday, went to Village Inn and had the Ultimate Skillet Breakfast. We then went to the zoo and you can see the pictures here. Photos from Friday 07/26/V3.4 | Photographs by Vernon J As you can see I’ve changed my picture to a bunny. I don’t know if bunny says summer. BUT for now it will work, because it is summer.

The word of the day is additament which is something added; an addition.

So tomorrow we start our work days at 0600 which means we end our work days at 1430. Does someone want to write me an algorithm for something? I don’t know what I want it to do and I don’t know what to do it for. BUT you have your request, no go and make haste.

This picture came out nice, The Alligator is coming it was taken in near complete darkness.It must be my good camera or something. Rocking it like a boss.

So that’s it for now.

My Report

Good Afternoon!

So let’s run down Vernon J’s schedule for the rest of the evening.

  • 1630 – Wash Dishes
  • 1700 or after washing dishes Start making dinner.
  • 1730 or after making dinner eat dinner
  • After dinner, relax, go on a walk with my neighbor.
  • 2000 get ready for bed
  • 2100 Go to bed.

For dinner I’m having a bratwurst/turkey burger combination, Some pasta with Red Sauce, Alfredo, or Parmesan sauce. I’ve got tomato and romaine for my burger. I don’t think I need a saladid, but don’t pressure me.

What are you doing?



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I nailed IT

Good Morning & Happy #FNP!

You know I think coffee stunts your growth.

Today is Friday 07/26/V3.4 & it is going to be a b-e-u-tiful day in Omaha.

So I commented that I gave up coffee so I could grow into the man she needs me to be. I totally nailed IT!!! Pretty proud of it & you know how I’m not a proud person. I am very calm and quiet when it comes to my accomplishments. <— I totally got that out without smiling.

So today I am going to the Zoo & Village Inn. Which one will be wilder?

The word of the day is cyclopean which is gigantic; vast.

Yesterday was a good day, I got all the laundry done. I went to the doctor and I was under my ideal weight. NOW this is MY ideal weight not people who are trained medical professional who actually know stuff.

I got a nap in after laundry, before the doctor, and after the doctor. This is where I was confused if I took II or III, but it was totally worth it. I watched Big Daddy and X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Contrary to what you read on the internet (I put it there), there was nothing unsavory happening in Dundee between 0200 & 0400.  You just can’t believe anything you read on the internet.

I read a post from a newscaster on the internet, they were talking about how Lo Sole Mio is being audited by the City of Omaha. Well after reading the story it appears that there are ten audits a week or so. So the City is doing the job it is suppose to do, as the Lo Sole Mio has a permit of occupancy they are required to follow these rules.

As I was preparing this post, another news outlet posted on twitter the correct way. That’s how it is done.

I also accidentally mark the Spam message folder as NOT spam. Right here on this couch.

Vernon J out.

Quotes from the World for Friday 07/26/MMXIII

Despite your best efforts, you could not invent a better police force for literature than criticism and the author’s own conscience.

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov (1860–1904), Russian author, playwright. Letter, January 14, 1887, to M.V. Kiseleva. Complete Works and Letters in Thirty Volumes, Letters, vol. 2, p. 12, “Nauka” (1976).

Do the Run

Good Morning & Happy Thursday,

Do the run to the fridge.

Today is Thursday 07/25/V3.4 & it is Jennifer Fulcher & Kristen Uhlig’s Birthday.

Well so we’ve started the laundry process. We are in the dryer and in the washer.

I don’t know what I shall blog about. BUT this qualifies as my 2nd entry of the day.

The word of the day is dispositive which is involving or affecting disposition or settlement.

I don’t know if I’ll take a nap before or after my doctor’s appointment. It is at 14.30, but there shall be a nap.

So Jones Bros. Cupcakes readies second #Omaha location. An additional 20 jobs in our city. The economy is strong, I’m happy to see them expand in our market.

Well that’s it, I guess I’ll eat breakfast or something.


My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Thursday!

I have a doctor’s appointment today.

I will do laundry today.

I’m reading a book.

I will laugh today.

That is all!

Massive Undertaking

Good Morning & Happy Wednesday,

We have a massive undertaking underway.

Today is Wednesday 07/24/V3.4 and I’m NOT jealous of Leonard.

An American Breakfast

So what’s going on today?

It was pointed out yesterday, via a voicemail that I lied on my blog and I know it. I had a neighborhood meeting and none of my friends or members of Team Vernon J didn’t want to go at 17.00. So if you went to Crescent Moon Alehouse and expected to see me, I’m sorry that you couldn’t see me.

If you were previously made aware of my lack ability to come to Crescent Moon Alehouse and had specific instructions about how I could be there. That’s on you, brother of Katie & Susie. 

The word of the day is grammatology which is the scientific study of systems of writing.

So the President of Omaha Firefighter Union is suing the City, again. You can visit your favorite local news source or legal digest. I’d like to share with you KMTV Action 3 News report on the issue. Firefighter Union Sues City, Mayor –, but I can tell you that Steve (it’s probably Steven). They include the entire document is included on the website, for you to read. After reading the lawsuit and in my opinion, I think the City of Omaha will stand strong in this lawsuit. Of course I’d imagine that it will be very complicated and won’t be resolved to the satisfaction of the suing party. I’m not a lawyer and if you take this as sound legal advice, you’re not as smart as a fifth grader.