How do you tell someone, very nicely. To A. KISS MY ASS!!, B. Fuck Off, C. Leave me alone?

FBI in Iraq

How come my FBI is helping out in Iraq. Don’t we have enough criminals over here?

It’s true

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Hot Damn we got a revelation

Hello:
Well I finally got the ‘reason’ why she broke up with me. She didn’t have a problem with me working in school because ‘in school you had everything paid for‘ but she has a problem with me not working now because ‘now i have a problem, with you not working because you need to get stuff ‘. Now that I have it so clear, I think I will call her this weekend. I am thinking, that for me to need stuff. I AM STILL FUCKING ALIVE. Yup that’s right, I am still alive, but yet need to work for stuff.

Dale Jarrett got his 4th top ten of the season, I am happy. Normally this would be a bad trend but it’s all good

Living Status

Let’s say you had a boyfriend since October. Would you break up with him because he lives at a Mission for 3 weeks out of the summer?

unprecedented

Webcast.
When Bill France Jr. couldn’t say that word. and said I am having difficulty saying that word so I ain’t gonna say it. That’s great, this is why I love NASCAR.