No Brownies

Good Morning & Happy Wednesday,

The ladies don’t like you being a brownie.

Today is Wednesday 07/17/V3.4 and I won’t you to turnaround, and say hi to the person in the internet cafe.

I’m not talking about the dessert brownie, I’m talking about the 20 – something males liking My Little Pony. NOW if you have a girl, who still likes you, hold on to her. Cause she’s crazy enough to put up with our shenanigans.

NOW we want them just crazy enough, not SUPER Crazy. There is quite a fine line, don’t let them cross that line. She wants to go skydiving, that’s good crazy. You wake up and she’s standing over your bed with a knife; that’s NOT good crazy.

So today is the last day of work for the weekend, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The last video is for my non-USA viewers, you can have a party in your Tummy.

Yeah, that chicken went the Party in My Tummy!!!

The word of the day is gobbet which is a lump or mass.

Well this is it for now, I gotta do a couple things before I go to the club.

OF ALL the words

I just came up with a word.

It’s Snickels.l

Its the moment when you have allergies & your runny nose is annoying you.

What is SDT

I was going down Dodge & listening to music.

A song came on & I started Dancing.

SDT is now Seat Dancing Time

My BW Theory

Well we all know who Barry White is, okay so maybe you don’t. But you sure in the heck can find out

So my theory is that if 2 people(male and femyle) listen to .Barry White, they are gonna have sex.

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Rules of Weddings

If you can have a baby in the time it takes to pln your wedding.

IT’S TOO FREAKING FAR AWAY. 

Make it sooner.

hello

IF YOU HAVE A fiance (or something important like that) YOU SHOULD NOT BE TEXTING GUYS YOU MET @ THE MAX.

I’M JUST FUCKING SAYING