MOAB…what’s that?

Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn’t that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t

Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,  song lyrics from Short Dick Man

The MOAB has nothing on the FOAB

The Father of All Bombs is a Russian-made thermobaric weapon that is claimed to be four times more powerful than the US’s Mother of All Bombs (the Massive Ordnance Air Blast or MOAB), making it the most powerful publicly-known non-nuclear bomb in the world.[1] It was successfully field-tested in the late evening of 11 September 2007 – dropped from a Tu-160 heavy bomber with a parachute and exploded.  Once Again the Russians, Win!! lazy Americans!!

NOT CLEAN!!

I am doing laundry, and I see a white shirt on the floor.  Pick it up and smell it.  NOT CLEAN!!!!

hey

Why would I take a shower in the morning, when I am going to be out in the sun all day?

UH, because you kinda stora stink from yesterday,a nd now you are ggoing to get more stinky.

52 years old, you should know that by now.

Did you know

That @ 6:30 on sunday morning, the sun comes up?

I will be @ Memorial Park until about 12 PM.  Than I need to head to Target to pick up a shower curtain.