Complaint Box | Abusive Customers By JAMIE SMARR

Complaint Box | Abusive Customers – City Room Blog – NYTimes.com

t’s face it, folks. The customer is not always right. In fact, some are just plain old abusive, cheap and crass. I say this not as a salesman but as a dyed-in-the-wool middle-class consumer.

I’m waiting in line at a fast-food restaurant while a coupon fight goes on in front of me, delaying me from my sweet, sweet weekly communion with a Southern Style Chicken Biscuit. No, the coupon does not say that you are entitled to a free iced latte. You show it to me as if I’m your lawyer, and it states plainly, “A free cup of coffee.” And, no, they are not the same thing.

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I can’t believe he would eat one of those biscuits. I’ve had the sandwich and it tastes like crap.

Crocs

My selection of Crocs is limited.

I wear a size XXXXL.

They do have several models in my size though.
Beach, Realtree Beach!!

I would love to get the Crocs Beach Yellow
I would love to get the Crocs Beach Orange (Coral)
I would love to get the Crocs Sea Blue

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As expensive

If water was as expensive as Liquor I would still drink as much as the free stuff

nICE


Check Check

it’s nice to receive an unexpected check in the mail. ESPECIALLY from an Institute of Higher Learning.



I got a check from my old University.  It’s NO WHERE near the amount of money have I paid them in the last 10 years, but I’m alright.

37 Day Challenge

Hello:

I’m putting this out to everyone who can read this or have to read to them.

I want someone to cook me Breakfast in bed by the end of the month.

YOU have my number, give me a call & let’s set it up.

Till end of day or …

I have 24 cards that have the c word on them or refer to L.

If you wan them, you have till teh end of the day(8 p.m.) or till I throw them away.

Contact me if you want them.