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2013-08-232013-08-23

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy #FNP Eve.

Well it is 23.47 on a Thursday Night. I’m somewhere in Iowa. I am somewhere between Council Bluffs & Meniola IA.

I went on the Taco Ride tonight.

It was a Fentastic Time.

I met Theresa (who may have a boyfriend), so take that for what’s it is worth. Her Birthday is 05/29/1987 & we ALL know how special #0529 is to Vernon J

I also met Whit, I can call her Alyson. I asked. I also got her phone number & Birthday! I asked her Birthday First. Cause you know I do it right.

I got a flat front, I got a soft flat after work last night. I used my emergency air pump. Cause that’s what it is for.

I checked my air pressure before I left. I filled up at Tobey Jack’s Steakhouse. Jennifer wonders if that is the BEST steakhouse in Mineola? I’ll probably never know.

Well I had a spare tube & got that filled up. I rode like the guy I can, Scott had a flat so I caught up with Jennifer, Mark, & Scott before we got to the end of the ride. I then also had to circle back to make sure Mark was okay. He was!

We know are listening to 94.1 FM, incase you were confused about our American Band Stations.

Vernon J is now on the highway.

2013-08-19

That’s Punishable

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

What you did yesterday was punishable.

Today is Monday 08/19/V3.4 and Geology isn’t a REAL SCIENCE!

Yesterday was an amazing day, you should’ve been part of it. We got some awesome mugs from the 94th Annual St. Stans Festival.

The organizers are still a little upset about the school closing. Apparently they didn’t understand what the Catholic church was trying to do. We talked to a guy named Juan from Crete, who was also quite personally offended. He therefore declared Lincoln the best diocese.

KMTV Action 3 News & Rebekah Rae did a story on it. I don’t know if they went live like I suggested. I was at home not watching like a good ~~(redacted)~~ would’ve. Speaking on that though, I concur with your master plan. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

So it has been a good day so far. About 1 hour & 56 mins into it so far.

The word of the day is od is a hypothetical force formerly held to pervade all nature.

Did you know when you ue your flash when it is dark, you really can’t see crap afterwards?

So the OPS School Board meeting is today. Start time is 18:30. 3612 Cuming St. Omaha, NE 68131. Visit http://ops.org to see the agenda & any supporting items.

A new toilet is only $169 at Menards.

Well that’s it for now!

2013-08-13

The Circle

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday,

What’s the Circle of Success?

Today is Tuesday 08/13/V3.4 & it is your day to make a promise and keep it.

The Circle of Success starts with a HI, an idea, or the 1st step. So what do you want your circle of success to be today?

I want my Circle of Success to be a good Omaha Young Republicans Meeting. I say about 15 or more people would make that happen.

Why do people put a gun in the back of their pants, do they not like their butt? Shouldn’t you take the holster too?

The word of the day is jilt which is to reject or cast aside, especially abruptly or unfeelingly.

So yesterday I was talking to Nidhi(let that sink in) & I said your cousin didn’t tell me ‘Nothing Important’. Someone else said ‘You don’t say that to women’, ugh So in what crazy world is it not okay to say something like that? As I told her that was a sexist comment and it was unacceptable. Now I know that there are somethings that are blatantly offensive and I don’t think ‘Nothing Important’ is one of them. BUT as it goes you reap what you sow.

As you know I treat everyone as equals, the only difference between a man a woman is that a woman can have a baby. The difference that we see is how we respond to a situation. Be it a 18, 21, 30, or 40 year old, man woman, girl or boy. Your response is on you and you are responsible for that choice.

Now I’ll let you think on that why you enjoy your day.

2013-08-11

Spear

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

Where is my spear?

Today is Sunday 08/11/V3.4 and have you heard of (done) the Banana Sprite Challenge?

We have work today and I might smoke some turkey legs. That’d be great wouldn’t it, and by smoke I mean grill them. I don’t have a smoke, but I could put them on a nice slow roast.

You have to eat 2 banana’s and drink a Liter of Sprite, doesn’t seem that hard. I’ve eaten 10 Cannoli’s and sure I could nail this. Just faire warning, the video I’ve seen isn’t that sexy. Lots of burping from a lady, I won’t share that. BUT it is quite quite.

So we had a good time in Lincoln yesterday, nothing too special. Although we went to T.G.I. Friday’s and I ordered dessert 1st. Like I said I would do some day on a date. It wasn’t a date perse, but it was good enough to do it MY WAY!

The word of the day is kloof which is a deep glen; ravine.

Looking forward to this week, meeting Monday & Tuesday, Work on Wednesday, Taco Ride on Thursday, nothing on Friday. I also only work IV days this week!

What do you have going on this week.

2013-08-06

What’s in a Thing?

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

What’s in a thing, what’s in that thing, what’s that thing?

Today is Tuesday 08/06/V3.4 & I might do something crazy today.

The Wolverine is showing at 1555 today & I just might go see it. That’s the crazy part about it. There’s also a 51% chance I won’t go see it. At this point we could go either way.

Today will be a 1 star weather day.
Today will be a 3 star weather day.
Today will be a 5 star weather day.

How many times have we heard a subjective term try to quantify something. What is the maximum number of starts. If there are 34 stars totally, that’s not such a good day is it?

So why do we do this to our selves. Isn’t life good enough?

So the US Department of State has requested non-essential personnel leave Yemen. Why don’t we just pull all of our personnel out of this unstable countries. When I was growing up & I didn’t play nice with my brothers & sisters. The parental units separated us, we probably should do the same.

The word of the day is eyetooth which is a canine tooth of the upper jaw.

So more on the hashtag #ASpoon, a spoon isn’t a unit of measurement. Cause a spoon can hold 10 ml, 20 ml, 30ml, any amount from a fraction of a ml to several l’s of an item.

So what’s new with you?

2013-08-03

My Report

Good Evening & Happy pre-Sunday

Good Afternoon & How was your Saturday?

I can’t decide what the appropriate salutation is. I’ve been off work for 3.104 hours. I’ve sat on my butt, I’ve washed dishes, I went and got a $7 alarm clock. Me and my neighbor went for a walk.

At the end of the day I will have had no less than III delicious cookies. Maybe some Ice Cream, I just can’t decide. NOT that I have to decide. This is The United States in America and no where in the Constitution does it say I have to decide anything to do with my dessert.

The word of the day is spigot which is a small peg or plug for stopping the vent of a cask. I always thought a spigot let water come out.

My friend posted this picture on facebook,

Someone's Hiring. — 1 in 6 Don’t Have Any Job.

I commented that I worked at McDonald’s when I was in my senior year of High School. I don’t know if that is a ‘good’ job or not. BUT it was a good enough job to pay my rent, phone bill, and get me back/forth to work and school.Visit Careers :: McDonalds.com or Taco Bell® | Careers And Caring Culture Visit today.

If you are 1 of those 6 without a job. $7.25 an hour is better than $0.00 an hour. You don’t need to math major to figure that one out. A job is a job that pays. It may not be a career, but then a ball isn’t a square either.

So I had a good day yesterday, I made Ice Cream Sandwiches. I didn’t make the Ice Cream, but the Sandwich part. They were really nice cookies.

From Susannah & Susannah’s sister there are apparently Cicada Killer Wasps and Susannah isn’t going outside anymore.

Well if there is anything you want me to know about. Just go ahead and leave your comments below.

Did you know Forrest Whitaker directed Hope Floats, First Daughter, Black Jaq, Waiting to Exhale, and Strapped.

2013-07-25

Do the Run

Good Morning & Happy Thursday,

Do the run to the fridge.

Today is Thursday 07/25/V3.4 & it is Jennifer Fulcher & Kristen Uhlig’s Birthday.

Well so we’ve started the laundry process. We are in the dryer and in the washer.

I don’t know what I shall blog about. BUT this qualifies as my 2nd entry of the day.

The word of the day is dispositive which is involving or affecting disposition or settlement.

I don’t know if I’ll take a nap before or after my doctor’s appointment. It is at 14.30, but there shall be a nap.

So Jones Bros. Cupcakes readies second #Omaha location. An additional 20 jobs in our city. The economy is strong, I’m happy to see them expand in our market.

Well that’s it, I guess I’ll eat breakfast or something.

2013-07-20

So much work

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

So I have a package of Starburst (r) that is 396.9 g’s

Today is Saturday 07/20/V3.4 & we’ve been planning this for over 2 weeks, let’s see how committed she actually is.

So back to the Starburst, would it have been too much to ask to make it 400 grams? Also each one of those approximately LXXX pieces is individually wrapped. Which means to eat them, I have to unwrap them. We have a First World Problem, how can we solve this?

The word of the day is bushwa which is rubbishy nonsense; baloney; bull.

So work, church, and Billy Froggs. My co-worker Bertha said she didn’t have any friends, so we discussed going out to get her some new friends. It is an arranged meeting, at a time and place. Good Story about that.

It isn’t a date, it is an arranged meeting at a time and place. The other person has a boyfriend, that is why it is that complicated sentence. Lauren has a boyfriend, or something like that. We are meeting at her place of employment, no big deal.

Well I’m out right now, make it a GREAT Saturday!!!

2013-07-07

That was a Fantastic Undiscovered Night

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

That was

I’m pretty proud.

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

I also have to say that there were text received, that were not from me, so no good stories there.

The best story I have has already been told over and over. (song below). NOW the text I received in reply was interesting to say the list. BUT hey, I asked yesterday ‘Who Loved Me’ I guess someone out there isn’t afraid to say it.

Also yesterday I was texting my friend A.S. and she mentioned a path that she decided to take. I’ve also been debating that same path, well she did decided to do it. So I guess that proverbial ball is in my court. You know I do like a good game of racket ball. You know I did play a game once.

So I just installed Firefox on my phone, the app is 48+ MB. I moved to the SD card and it is telling me it is now 2.42 MB with 21.79 MB of data. That is interesting, cause the only think I’ve done so far is open it. I have a feeling this one will be uninstalled pretty soon.

The word of the day is yawp which is to utter a loud, harsh cry; to yelp; squawk, or bawl.

I’ve got more to come, I’m sure.

2013-06-23

Yeah, we do it.

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

Yeah we do it like that.

Today is Sunday 06/23/V3.4 & it its a walking kinda day.

I normally ride into work, but it was raining today. I didn’t use my time wisely so I was late. I don’t know which is worse. Being late OR it not mattering that you were.

I know you cake here to read about my take on Hollywood.

So my review of ‘Man of Steel’ is: He flys, he kisses the girl, he saves the world. As I was walking on this morning, I realized this describes at least IV movies released this quarter alone. Can you guess the other three?

Well we will have more later.