Let me explain

Let me explain this story.

Good Morning & Happy Hump Day.

Is pretty straight forward. Glad you understand.

Today is the 6th day of August in my 36th year.

So I get home & or mailman left us a note.
image Seems like a legitimate request/demand. I thought he was getting a little uppity.

The I saw this –
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Them I laughed out loud. My name is Vernon J, the other occupants name is Tina. Don’t no Our live with us.

We played good Bocce yesterday. We list a tough one 11-16. We had a good time though. Glad I watch The Morning Blend on KMTV & heard about Big O Bocce. Possibly see you next year. If I’m in Omaha I’ll be there. Here’s the link

The word of the day is taradiddle which is a small lie. I’m also going to make that the hashtag of the day.

Other than that it was a perfectly normal night there were no unexpected curve balls thrown or caught by me.

Someone please ask, I dare you.

Well today is my short day.

There’s suppose to be rain tomorrow, so the Taco Ride might not happen. This member of Team Vernon J hopes it does.

Is anyone going to the Nebraska State Fair on Friday 08/22/V3.5. Chris Young is playing. As of right now 08/06/V3.5 in the 5th hour & 53rd minute we will be leaving at 1200 from Omaha. I would like to stay the night, but I know how the price of hotel’s change due to events like this. Let me know. Y’all know how to reach me.

Thanks to Rick for his support in providing examples of what Lee Terry had accomplished. Dan, Dave, & Cheryl were trying to accomplish something. Thanks for not falling for that trap.

Have a GREAT unexpected day.

Come Mon Unnamed Person

Gotta do it right.

Good Morning & Happy Thursday. Today is 11/14/V3.4 & it is the 1st 2nd home game for University of Nebraska Omaha Basketball game.

The tipoff is at 1900, tickets are $8 & $5. I won’t be there as I have a fundraiser for Gwenn Aspen for Legislature. I also won’t be going to see Braid Paisley at the CenturyLink Center Omaha, but Deb will.

This week’s How I Met Your Mother was a better episode than all the other ones for the season. There was a line “Our facebook friend request has been pending for VIII months”, does this remind you of anything? YUP that I don’t approve people right away. It goes back to the Don’t Call Us, we’ll Call You.

The word of the day is commissure which is a joint; seam; suture.

So on today’s agenda we have laundry and dishes. We can’t forget about the nap as well.

Have a GREAT Day & Keep Smiling.

 

My Afternoon Report

0.50% & 7.93%, that’s how much my health insurance has went up year over year.

Now this is a very narrow issue for someone who has been with the same employer thought that time frame. My main employer is self insurer.

Now I chose the best option, which some don’t. Only the best for me and the family.

2012 2013 2014
Dental Insurance 5.67 5.67 5.82
Vision 4.3 4.3 4.3
Medical Insurance 53.05 53.85 65.24
Percent Change 0.00% 2.65%
0.00% 0.00%
1.51% 21.15%
Average 0.50% 7.93%

Now do I go to the Keith Urban concert tonight?

mmmmmm Cheesecake

Good Evening & Happy Friday,

Who’s baking cheesecake in The United States of America today?

Today is Friday 09/13/V3.4 & it is Katie’s Birthday!!!

Well if you follow me on instagram, or twitter. You would know that Vernon J is making cheesecake in the USA today. USA, USA, USA, USA!

That’s all I really got today.

I got up this morning, did some stuff. Went and took a nap, that was awesome. I then went downtown to the Vigil for American Justice at the courthouse. It was good, I’ll post some pictures to Photographs by Vernon J | Photographs by Vernon J later this evening. I’m on my laptop at this point and I upload my pictures on my pc.

Thor Schrock was on The Morning Blend and was saying how your home will not be without a desktop PC EVER!.

I saw a post on twitter come across how someone is now making greeting cards for same sex couples. I thought they wanted equality, is the regular greeting cards not acceptable to same sex couples? Twitter / PaigeYowell: A Creighton alumna recently … There’s the proof.

The word of the day is anfractuous which is characterized by windings and turnings; sinuous; circuitous. Sometimes the word of the day impresses me.

UNO is playing soccer right now, Chelsi got her 1st two goals in today’s game.

Well I’m going to make my cheesecake, I’m also eating dinner.

Here’s a shameless plug for Kevin’s Article on the new Pinnacle Bank Arena. Pinnacle Bank Arena ready to take the stage – Omaha.com

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Friday Eve.

1st & foremost I learned that you can’t make things up on twitter.

The post has been deleted, but you can see it in my mobile alerts.
The post has been deleted, but you can see it in my mobile alerts.

Now if you follow me on twitter, you would know why this is funny.  I posted earlier about Omaha being the Best City in America. The United states of America, North America, & South America.

An unnamed reporter asked me if I had a source. I told her that my source was Vernon J & she could use Vernon-J.com as a reference. So it is funny, I’ve also made stuff up with Brianne also. I’ve also made stuff up with other people.

I like making stuff up.

There is also something else that was really good today that I wanted to report.

Well one of the ladies who does the Zumba class at Benson Community Center brought cookies in for a treat today. I appreciate that.

There is some stuff to go over.

Well tomorrow is Friday 03/29/V3.3 & it is the LAST Friday of the month.

I’ve now remembered what I wanted to talk about. I’m watching 180 Days: A Year Inside an American High School. So I just lost it again, I need to focus.

Oh yes, it is about my Birthday. You can RSVP to Vernon J’s 35th Annual Celebration of Vernon J, right here. https://www.facebook.com/events/357351067684905/

Stir Cove has announced all or a portion of their concert schedule. Well Trace Adkins is coming on Friday 06/07/V3.3 & it is going to probably be a GREAT show. Now there could be one dilemma for Vernon J.

The 4th Annual Cannoli Eating Competition & the 89th Annual Santa Lucia Festival. I just checked their facebook page and yes that event is the same weekend. The past III Cannoli Eating Contest have been on Friday. I’ve won all of them, I figure I can do it again this year.

oh, you must be wondering what the jist of this portion of the story is?

Well I think you should buy me tickets. The tickets are $40 + Fees, I’m sure if you go the box office, you can save on those unscrupulous fees. The tickets go on sale Monday 04/01/V3.3. IF you buy me a ticket, I promise to show up. You don’t have to get you a ticket, I’ll be fine going alone.

Interview with the Association

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

I have an interview with the Nebraska State Education Association today, they interview all candidates to see if they will support them in the election. IF they support me that’s great.

Today is Saturday 03/10/V3.2 & it is Christine’s Birthday.So everyone get on over to that there twitter & wish Christine a Happy Birthday.

I also have some campaigning to do today. To my esteemed local readers who haven’t volunteered to sign up, Elizabeth L & Elizabeth A what are you doing at 12.00?  YOU both know my number & if you don’t have it saved Elizabeth L its right at the bottom.  I would appreciate your help.  To the other readers go on over to fb.com/VernonJLD9 & like my page. Rachel & Chi

The word of the day is esculent which is something edible, especially a vegetable. I haven’t taken part in the esculent’s today.

As I previously mentioned it is Christine’s Birthday today, I am planning to go to her Birthday party. BUT (& forgive me for this) if MW’s friend cancels on her, I offered to go to the Lady Antebellum Concert. But I’ve given you alot of love & if that happens, I’ll take the card to the party address.

Have a GREAT Saturday & remember I don’t have it in my eyes alone.

2 important Saturday’s in MMXII

Saturday 06/09/V3.3 is my Birthday!

On Saturday 03/10/V3.2 Lady Antebellum is coming to Omaha, NE.

There is a coincidence between the two.

I’m not going to spell it out for you yet, but you just wait.

Do you get the hint?