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Show Me

Earlier this week I thought: I can’t wait for it to snow. WHAT?

After I went to bed last night I thought: Crap I washed dishes yesterday.

Good Morning & Happy Friday. Today is Friday 10/25/V3.4 & it is Janece & Jeremy’s Birthday.

Today is going to be a great day. I got up early today. I had a good breakfast, the morning routine went well. Listening to Lady Gaga & Taylor Swift on Google Play Music.

The word of the day is yoho which is (used as a call or shout to attract attention, accompany effort, etc.)

Today was an easy decision about what I’m wearing. It is HOCKEY day in Omaha. UNO Mavericks vs the Cornell Big Red. This passionate fan will have extras cheering power today. GO MAVS

2013-10-23

WeBe

We can be the best, and if we are not at our best, we can be better.

Good Morning & Happy Wednesday. Today is Wednesday 10/23/V3.4 & it is a day we can rejoice in.

My shirt smells good.

We’ll we’ve got XI hours of work today. That’ll being me to XXXV paid and XXXVII unpaid.

Although a majority of that time was spent sleeping. VI hours spent in the company of friends. User the hours wisely.

The word of the day is falderal which is mere nonsense; foolish talk or ideas.

So let us see what the rest of the week holds for Vernon J.

After all work today. There shall be some Karaoke had.

Thursday is day off. Laundry, doctor, nap(s).

Friday is back to work. The University of Nebraska Omaha hockey team will be in action. Going to that.

Saturday is a half work (but fully+ paid). I’m taking PTO at First Data. The community center & Benson Business District is having the annual Boo Bash. I’m working there from 0900 to 1300. I may will go to church on Saturday. I’ve also been invited to Melissa’s 27th Birthday party. It starts out at like 157th & Pacific St.

That makes it a solid no at this point. She said she might go downtown, which would move it out of the no category.

What do you have going on this weekend?

2013-10-14

Cough, Sneeze, Eyebrow Twitch

Did you cough, sneeze, or twitch your eyebrow?

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

WAIT I might actually like this commercial, cause the Ninja is about to burn your $600 Vitamix blender.

Today is Monday 10/14/V3.4 & it is Jeremy’s Birthday.

So it is suppose to rain today. I’ve heard there is a 14 in 20 chance of that happening. Are you prepared?

So weekday is going on this nth week of 2013? There has been no changes to my previously announced schedule. Although with a swipe of the finger that could change.

The word of the day is solipsism which is Philosophy, the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.

I’m where I’m going to be later today. I think that was a dream, someone told me to call them. But you havemy number. You can call me.

Well I don’t have that much more to say.

Vernon J will return after these messages.

2013-10-13

This is Timely

How the different ways we present information, people respond accordingly.

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

I asked the question, but it was from a ‘trustworthy’ source. Someone presented a link and it is taken in a different way. I’m okay with that, in a way. When you are right you are right. People may not feel that way, but when you present them with facts they can’t argue.

Today is Sunday 10/13/V3.4 & it is a day of relaxation. Today is also Jessica’s 28th Birthday!!!

I’ve made a change to how my blog posts to twitter, so therefore I changed the order of how I open my blog. Don’t worry you’ll still get the same quality posts you have come to know and love.

Well so far today I’ve done a few things. I’ve got all the dishes washed, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, got half dressed. I’m watch Aeon Flux from Friday 12/02/2005. Good Movie to watch during breakfast and blogging time.

Well today I’m helping Gwenn go door to door.

The word of the day is trepan which is a person who ensnares or entraps others.

The week ahead should be interesting. I have a double meeting on Monday. The week gets better from there. On my calendar I have work Tuesday & Wednesday, Thursday I’m off, Friday & Saturday there is work. There is an open house on Saturday, also there is a Zombie walk on Saturday. So we will see what the week actually entails.

I need to go to the grocery store today for dinner tonight. Also need to acquire some fruit and other necessitates.

Well I wanna say that is it. But now that I was at 269 words, I want to get to 300 words.

Well let’s review how the University of Nebraska Omaha Mavericks did this weekend. The weekend is Thursday, Friday, & Saturday. The volleyball team plays today at 1400, so keep that in mind.

Friday the soccer & hockey team lost. The Volleyball team won. That makes it 1-2
Saturday the soccer team & hockey team won. That makes it 3-2.
The UNO Mavericks had a winning record. YEAH! GO MAVS!!!

Well this is really it.

Vernon J on pause.

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We’ve got Jobs & Health Insurance

Good Afternoon & Happy Wednesday,

I’ve got a job, you’ve got a job, he’s got a job, & she does too. WE’VE GOT A FIRST WORLD PROBLEM!

Today is Wednesday 09/25/V3.4 & it is a bring a loaf of bread to work today.

I’ve got health insurance, you’ve got health insurance, she doesn’t have health insurance. WE’VE GOT FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!

It is the last day of the work week. It was a good work week for Team Vernon J. I’m happy with the way it turned out. YeAh!!!

So that is the conversation we had at the bar last night, good times in the neighborhood.

Tonight we wrap up with a little bit of work at Benson Community Center. Looking forward to the weekend.

Thursday – Laundry, Nap, Doctor & a Nap
Friday Sleep, Breakfast, Nap, Something Nap, Something Nap, Oktoberfest, Bed
Saturday Work, Nap, Campaign kickoff for Gwenn Aspen for Legislature

A little packed weekend. I don’t have to work Sunday as my schedule changes.

Next week is also the end of September 2013.

So what does October hold for Team Vernon J?

The word of the day is albedo which is the white, inner rind of a citrus fruit.

I was going to go with the ole heartbreak thing. She knew it would hurt your feelings.

So we decided that Team Vernon J needed some reorganization. The leadership at the top isn’t doing the job. The Vice-Chair and other members of Team Vernon J have decided that you are fired. So now applications are being accepted for the Chair of Team Vernon J. If you feel that you meet the qualifications. please do apply.

This criteria is more difficult then getting a mortgage on a house.

Today is Kimberly’s Birthday, everyone wish her a happy one. Kimberly (kimisaurus_rawr) on Twitter

Vernon J out.

2013-09-16

It won’t be like that

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

It won’t be like that if you change the inputs.

Today is Monday 09/16/V3.4 and it is Mandy’s 27th Birthday & Sean’s 34th Birthday.

If you don’t want a speeding ticket, you input is less than or equal to the speed limit. If you want to see the sunrise, you’d be up by 0706 on Tuesday. It will be at 0705 on Monday. I don’t know if this post will be live by that time on Monday, that’s why I put Monday, post Tuesday.

Wish them Happy Birthday, if you choose. Mandy is @MandyWu on twitter, I don’t know if Sean has a twitter. I didn’t find one in my search there.

The word of the day is orrery which is an apparatus for representing the planets, satellites, etc., in the solar system.

Well I’m putting non-pie in my pie hole, so I shall return to this entry post-ride into work.

So as a bonus to Saturday’s funtimes, it was a Jenga Night. That was pretty fun, it isn’t often (that people named not Vernon J) take board game to a bar. But us Vernon J’s are a different kind of awesome, non Vernon J’s are also a different kind of awesome.

So today shall be a good day. At the present time someone is borrowing my swagger. So at least two people will have a pot of gold day.

What’s going on today?

2013-09-02

Has been Turned

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

The tides has been Turned.

Today is Monday 09/02/V3.4 & it is Heather’s Birthday.

Apparently it is a Holiday. You know what I do on Holiday’s. I go to work like it is Monday. We are a 24 – hour world, closing on a day hurts productivity.

The word of the day is pari passu which is without partiality; equably; fairly.

Well have a good day.

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My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy #FNP Eve.

Well it is 23.47 on a Thursday Night. I’m somewhere in Iowa. I am somewhere between Council Bluffs & Meniola IA.

I went on the Taco Ride tonight.

It was a Fentastic Time.

I met Theresa (who may have a boyfriend), so take that for what’s it is worth. Her Birthday is 05/29/1987 & we ALL know how special #0529 is to Vernon J

I also met Whit, I can call her Alyson. I asked. I also got her phone number & Birthday! I asked her Birthday First. Cause you know I do it right.

I got a flat front, I got a soft flat after work last night. I used my emergency air pump. Cause that’s what it is for.

I checked my air pressure before I left. I filled up at Tobey Jack’s Steakhouse. Jennifer wonders if that is the BEST steakhouse in Mineola? I’ll probably never know.

Well I had a spare tube & got that filled up. I rode like the guy I can, Scott had a flat so I caught up with Jennifer, Mark, & Scott before we got to the end of the ride. I then also had to circle back to make sure Mark was okay. He was!

We know are listening to 94.1 FM, incase you were confused about our American Band Stations.

Vernon J is now on the highway.

2013-07-13

no Entry Yesterday

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

I didn’t post an entry yesterday, cause I had a good time on Thursday/Friday day change.

Today is Saturday 07/13/V3.4 and it is shiny, nice, and polished.

I was going to do my week in review, it was going to include this graphic. the post was going to be centered around this. Cause that is how my week was.

Well we have work and church today. I’m off tomorrow, it is Brandon’s Baby Birthday Bash, but that’s not why I took the day off.

Me, Jennifer, Mark, and others are doing the OWL ride today. That doesn’t start until 22.00 and it would be a ‘long day’ if I went out. NOT that that didn’t happen last week, but why risk it when you can plan properly and not be subject o stupidity.

The word of the day is sisyphean which is endless and unavailing, as labor or a task.

Well make it a GREAT day, no promises but there may be more to come.