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Left Sock, Right Sock

Vernon J coming to you live from Omaha, NE!

The left sock goes on the left foot & the other sock goes on the left hand.

Today is Tuesday 06/18/V3.4 & it is a Think Good Thoughts Day.

I’m still listening to Colbie Caillat’s All of You album. Do we still call them CD’s cause this is a digital version I have. For the present time I will continue to use Google Play, they started billing me today. That is just 1 reason why I’m keeping it.

This is The United States of America, although you may not be reading it here. If I want to wear a sock on my hand in the spring/summer transition I CAN!

Yesterday was a good day, just like today will be. I got home from work, washed dishes, ate dinner, relaxed. I then went to the OPS meeting, but if you’re reading this. You already know this.

I gave out my business card yesterday, it was a member of the AACC. Don’t worry(he he, I smiled).

The word of the day is falcate which is curved like a scythe or sickle; hooked.

Today is Jim’s friends & LESS family night. Unless his future wife comes. we are celebrating his birthday. brb

Okay I’m back, did you miss me? I checked in on foursquare, saw/sent a snapchat, and texted someone.

I don’t think I have much else to say this morning, which means I’m just thinking of stuff to say.

I think I’ll go to target to get another vertical fan. I want to move some air around the ole homestead. I have two right now, I could use another one.

I LOVE you

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Fire has started

Good Evening & Happy Thursday,

I like to get it started, a match works.

Today is Thursday 05/02/V3.3 & it is the 1st day of the 1st weekend in May MMXII.

How do you like them apples? I’m no boy scout & I’ve never started a fire with two sticks and some brush.

So I had this amazing dream, that I broke my leg. I bet you are wondering, how could that be amazing. Well if you call me, I might just tell you. This doesn’t include Nicole, who didn’t call me & who already knows. She better not tell anyone, she probably won’t even see this.

The word of the day is saccharine which is exaggertedly sweet or sentimental.

Do you like noisy keyboards?

Do you like Green Eggs & Ham?

Vernon J out.

Oh here’s a song.

Here is the OFFICIAL ‘I’m going to see Iron Man 3 invite’ The movie is happening 21.00 at Aksarben Cinema on Friday.  NOW you can’t say I didn’t invite you. I can’t help it if you don’t read my blog.

I used the category advice. So that means I have to share some advice with you.

NOW what kinda advice can I share with you.

Don’t stick that fork in the electric socket, it might shock you.

If you want something from someone. You can ask, the worst they can say is NO. You’ll be just fine.

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To the last penny

Good Afternoon & Happy Tuesday, bY

I was going to do this post on my way to the movies. I didn’t go to the movies, I had a change of plans.

Today is Tuesday 03/26/V3.3 & it is a great day.

I didn’t go see the movie, due to commitments to work. That I need to go to Place 4121 & Place 7007. I had to get things done. So instead of watching a movie, I took a nap. That’s how Vernon J gets things done.

So apparently Barack Obama is proud of the fact that he is the first President of the United States of America to say ‘Say Same Sex Couples Should Be Able to Get Married. He is also the first President of the United States of America to not present a budget when he is required too on at least 4 occasions. So look at this picture.

YES I get fired up when people don't do there job.
YES I get fired up when people don’t do there job.

The word of the day is wrest which is to take away by force.

So I went to Definitive Vision to get my correction lenses looked at, they are rubbing on the back of my ear & need to be adjusted. They were closed until 13.30, but those are not their posted hours. I’m pretty disappointed in that behavior. Also my Sprint phone had a terrible time connecting to foursquare & ow.ly posting service.

I’ve also figured out when my new shift will be. Starting Sunday, 06/03 I’ll be working 06.00 to 15.30 Saturday – Thursday. I wanted morning shift, so I can go to my other two jobs. They had an 11:00 to 7:30 shift, but that would’ve screwed up my ability to work my 2nd & 3rd jobs.

Getting off at 15.30 actually helps, I can get to the other office by 17.00 & work till till 20.00 or 21.00. But first I get though VIII wekks of training which runs from 09.00 to 15.30. 1st shift, I hope you’ll welcome me back with open arms. We can do this.

Well that’s it for now.

Vernon J out

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Donuts, Bacon, & Political Jokes

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

I had a Donut from the Donut Professor. I had like III to IV pieces of bacon, & Crash Davis better keep his hand off my bacon. Ed gave a GREAT political joke.

Today is Saturday 03/02/V3.3 & it is a combine my dry ingredients.

I’m watching Food For Thought with Claire Thomas. The food/desserts that she makes looking good. Here’s the recipe for the cake, Cream Cheese Pumpkin Cake

Ed Truemper who is running for City Council, visit his page Ed Truemper for Omaha City Council District 1 for more info. He is a good guy & if you live in District I you should consider supporting him in the upcoming City Election. Speaking of that I need to reach out to JR Jasso, who is running for District III. Who I just called. JR Jasso for City Council

I hope my co-workers like my singing, well it is Too Bad if they don’t like it. Cause I’m about to play some MoTown & sing along.

The word of the day is mazuma which is money.

So what am I missing from my headline, I think I covered all 3 areas.

Well I’m hanging out at work posting on this blog, cause that’s where you get quality information about/from Vernon J. I even have the patience to update previous blog entries with current information.

Watching the Big 12 network, and they were saying how one of the players from Oklahoma was disrespecting the Texas fans by doing the horns down. Cause no fan has EVER taunted a player of the opposing team. As a member of the NMU Catpack, UNO Bullpen, University of Nebraska Omaha Athletics supports, I can assure that has happen. It will continue to happen,

I think that is it for tonight, looking forward to getting off at 16.00. I don’t have any special plans for tonight. BUT that could change. I’m just happy to be out of work before the sunsets today. The sun is set to set at 18.15. That’s funny I don’t care who  you are.

Venron J out.

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Why, Why, Why!

So today I was on religious websites for work.

It was tough following along with the slogans on some of the sites.  But I made it though.

One think that annoyed me is on the profile page, they had a link to another site.  Why would you not build a profile page for the person on your page.  The Official Blog of Vernon J has a profile page, the link is up & to the right.

Also I am very glad that I’m not addicted to anything harmful.  I have to admit that I’m addicted to having a good life, that’s why I live in Nebraska.  I chose to be here & continue to live here.

Zip Codes, I was also on a website that had a list of ‘fishing stores’ & on the page.  I’ve e-mailed the provider of that site to add the Zip Code.

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Words of Advice

STAY OUT OF BEAR neighborhoods.

I bet you are wondering wear this place is at.

A. it’s 10 miles east of Council Bluffs, IA
B. IF you see scat, you ARE in a Bear Neighborhood. Too Late!!