Dear me

Dear Vernon(!!!!!),

You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ YOUR NAME AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANKS

5 more seasons of American Idol

Are you bleep, bleep, bleep, bleepity, bleep, bleep. Kidding me. http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20051130/D8E6ET781.html, oh my goodness this is crazy. I can’t believe it. Have we heard crap from Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, and Fantasia Barino. Yeah, they had a few albums. But KC remade herself in less than 3 years. I am glad I am a country bumpkin, we do have NASHVILLE Star, but it is good music(singers not that dance and prance shit).

Canada’s parliamentary problems

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20051129/D8E5T7OO7.html Good democratic process, when it isn’t good. Weird reason though, seeing how there is a slurplus, and lowest unemployment across the nation.

Jennifer Gardner

okay, so I saw her bad hair on Access Hollywood. I am watching 13 going on 30, and she has horrible hair in that movie too. I remember watching a few episodes of Alias, but I don’t remember if she had bad hair.

Love this do ;-)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/h4ir/1326006.html?view=13054646#t13054646, cross posted in another journal. Love her hair.

Spanking Teenagers

Watching The War at Home the dad threatens the kids with spankings if they didn’t listen. He actually did it, these are high school students. It was so fucking funny.

Bad Service

From Thibodaux, Louisiana, where Sharita Wilkins ordered a meal at the local Malt-n-Burger. When her food arrived, she was dismayed to discover that her onion rings were cold. And when the attendant refused to replace the rings, she did what any STUPID person would do in such a situation. She called 911 to report the problem. Bad idea! She was arrested and charged with misuse of the 911 system.

Seems like a good idea to me, what would you have done?

Underpants

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2405036&a=1. It is an intresting song.