Month: August 2014

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Weekend Dinner

So this is about to happen. http://imgur.com/gallery/xaO0h If you have a PA phone number & you called Tina Stogdill you are invited to dinner. I TOLD her it was rude not to answer the phone. Such a Shame. P.S. I hate when people do that. Also if you read this you can come over for dinner.

I’m switching out the thighs for breasts, cause ‪#‎VernonJ‬ likes the breast the best. ‪#‎DoingThis‬

Chicken and artichokes in white wine mushroom sauce

Just might be my dinner this weekend.

http://imgur.com/gallery/xaO0h

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Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King to Spite Shitty Little Brat

stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

I of course can no why endorse this behavior. Ha ha.

http://gawker.com/man-buys-every-pie-at-local-burger-king-to-spite-shitty-1617088150?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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Can’t be happening

I had an eventful night.

Good Morning & Happy rainy, foggy, GrEaT day.

It was still a great day though. The smile never left. People know what happened, I can handle it all.

Today is Thursday the 7th day of August in my 36th year.

I was suppose to do the Taco Ride today. With the rain from yesterday & today, it’s a game time decision. It honestly isn’t looking that good. I’ll just enjoy my evening a different way.

How will you enjoy yours?

The word of the day is camelopard which is a giraffe.

Looking forward to this weekend. No I don’t have any plans, yes that’s fine with me.

Have a good day.

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Let me explain

Let me explain this story.

Good Morning & Happy Hump Day.

Is pretty straight forward. Glad you understand.

Today is the 6th day of August in my 36th year.

So I get home & or mailman left us a note.
image Seems like a legitimate request/demand. I thought he was getting a little uppity.

The I saw this –
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Them I laughed out loud. My name is Vernon J, the other occupants name is Tina. Don’t no Our live with us.

We played good Bocce yesterday. We list a tough one 11-16. We had a good time though. Glad I watch The Morning Blend on KMTV & heard about Big O Bocce. Possibly see you next year. If I’m in Omaha I’ll be there. Here’s the link

The word of the day is taradiddle which is a small lie. I’m also going to make that the hashtag of the day.

Other than that it was a perfectly normal night there were no unexpected curve balls thrown or caught by me.

Someone please ask, I dare you.

Well today is my short day.

There’s suppose to be rain tomorrow, so the Taco Ride might not happen. This member of Team Vernon J hopes it does.

Is anyone going to the Nebraska State Fair on Friday 08/22/V3.5. Chris Young is playing. As of right now 08/06/V3.5 in the 5th hour & 53rd minute we will be leaving at 1200 from Omaha. I would like to stay the night, but I know how the price of hotel’s change due to events like this. Let me know. Y’all know how to reach me.

Thanks to Rick for his support in providing examples of what Lee Terry had accomplished. Dan, Dave, & Cheryl were trying to accomplish something. Thanks for not falling for that trap.

Have a GREAT unexpected day.

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Wait, What?

I’m going to start with this:

Only two people know why.

Jim read this then text me.