Good Morning & Happy FNP!
You can’t be the sugar in my pie & other food pick-up lines.
Today is Friday 10/12/V3.2 & it is going to be an artistic & comedic day.
Okay, that was a pick-up line, that was an ‘anti-pick-up line (looking for a better term).
Here is a list of The Greatest Food Pickup Lines | The Daily Meal, let me know how that works all you awesome pick-up artists. I don’t use a pick-up line. I just tell them My Name is Vernon J and/or indicate that on my nametag. HEY it worked.
Speaking of that it is just 3 months away from Mindi’s 30th Birthday. NO she hasn’t started planning yet, it is my job to make a big deal about it.
The word of the day is zeugma which is the use of a word to modify or govern two or more words when it is appropriate to only one of them or is appropriate to each but in a different way, as in to wage war and peace or On his fishing trip, he caught three trout and a cold.
Did you know that I’m a fan of Omaha Morning Blend, it premieres LIVE on KMTV Monday – Friday at 09.00 & you can catch the reply at High Noon on KMTV digital channel 3.1. Well they are running a promo about how to get your business on the show & reach out to your customers. I would Email Joe to get on the show. I promise if you say you comment on this entry, get on the show (& have a twitter account), I’ll give you a shoutout on said twitter.
So now that we got the plug for the Best Darn Morning Show, PERIOD! I’m featured in that promo, now we can go on.
I’m watching the Titanic right now, I need to get in the kitchen and do my manly duties. Wash dishes, eat breakfast, make lunch, make dinner. NOT all those are in a particular order.
So here it goes.