Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • @wulanweki Good Morning Kartika, have a GREAT Week! #
  • I LOVE Mondays. It is a Great day to be in #Omaha :-O #
  • 2010 210% effort this year. (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • @lisaflowers54 Good Morning Lisa, Happy Monday #
  • @lisaflowers54 Good Afternoon Lisa #
  • @lisaflowers54 YES I’m fine. I LOVE Mondays. Caught up at work, get to go calendar shoppi
    ng this afternoon. I’m on cloud 9 #
  • @scottredd Kudos, Happy Monday to you #
  • I’ve answered. RT @faydra_deon: 1. Also, answer My Question of the Day WITH A TWIST on the blog. See it here: tinyurl.com/ye934o3 #
  • I’m ready I say bring it on. RT @iliveinomaha: y’all ready for 7 more inches?! (via @shanink) #Omaha #Snow #
  • RT @omahapolice: It’s slick out, be careful today!!! We are not responding to property damage accidents unless the v… bit.ly/8JHtS2 #
  • I’m gonna try. RT @Fabish: Make su
    re you all do a secret act of kindness today #
  • @djstangl It’s not broken #
  • RT @NEGOP: It’s now an election year! 2010 midterms are just around the corner. #
  • RT @KETV: 132nd Street is a mess: Water main break has the street closed from Blondo south to Seward– until further notice. #
  • @jpscalifornia twitpic.com/wnkyj – Well it looks like it is a good size for a cell phone. #
  • @rafal78 I should ask who? #
  • Come to "Iron Man 2" Sunday, May 2 from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm. The 1st one was pretty good, the second we’ll have to… bit.ly/6XwadW #
  • @rafal78 OR maybe you could ask him, since you want to know. #
  • It’s #2010 take that dang song off your ring back tones. You could’ve done it in 2009. But you didn’t get the memo #
  • Don’t try to start one either. RT @danholke: Advice to married people: do NOT use Social Media as. It is LAME to use to fan old flames. #
  • @chris2hall You have to have a raspberry device. #
  • @chris2hall It’s just another twitter client like Seemic which I use. #
  • @chris2hall I imagine you would have to go download it #
  • @chris2hall NO Sir just the rasberry #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Liz D is reporting, STFU!!! #
  • @gonesarcastic Who is Michelle
    B? #
  • What I should have done is start the dang rice cooker #
  • @kptmfox42 News was on at 6 p.m. Hope you didn’t miss it. But @action3news will be live at 10 #
  • Be glad you don’t have to sleep in my closet, bc it’s cold int ehre #
  • SERIOUSLY, you three dudes SUCK at Wheel of #Fortune #
  • My remote is too far away. I can’t change the @SenBemNelson commercial #helpme #
  • The only thing missing on a night like this is my arms wrapped around you. bit.ly/4Um6PH
    #
  • Last official thing of the night, taking out the #trash, come along now #
  • @faydra_deon GoodNight #
  • @chrissie_ I didn’t like the class, I thought it was blah. Did you read the book(s)? #
  • Have a three Tiered Tuesday #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 169 youtu.be/jQXf5L8Z7NE?a #
  • I just voted for Vernon_Joseph in the Mr. Twitter contest, you should too. tweeter.faxo.com/Mr_Twitter/2010/01?page=30 #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

If…

If Cleanliness is next that.

Then Laziness is next to Pissing Me Off!!

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • I’ve had a change of #plans for Monday. #
  • @chrissie_ My name is Pink* & I survived a date with Vernon J of Omaha. *name changed to protect the identify of the girl. #
  • I’m having a complete #Breakfast, Cereal, Juice, Fruit, Cranberry Bread. #
  • @wildbell boo, I was so excited that ya’ll were doing that #
  • @shelbyorlekoski It is a nice picture, I don’t think you’re supposed to wear headphones in a tanning booth, but I don’t tan, #
  • @wildbell @tink69 glad I wasn’t the only one who was looking forward to ghost #hiking #
  • Are you supposed to wear headphones in a tanning booth? I don’t tan, I don’t think we are allowed to tan tweetphoto.com/7901443 #
  • What is the Big Nasty? tweetphoto.com/4052357 #
  • Vernon 3.0 & Beyond is heading to the Laundry Mat at 4002 Dodge St. Meet me there if you wanna hang out & do laundry. bit.ly/4zrv4R #
  • Getting a #Sunday Paper (@ Bucky’s #139) #
  • Glad I
    brought my camera today #
  • I’m at duds n suds (4002 Dodge St, 40th St & Dodge St, Omaha). 4sq.com/8ihXwl #
  • @BlakeShelton The same rule applies to womyn also. #
  • I was accused of being a preacher today. #
  • Next twittpic will be my background. The race is on, has to come to my phone(4025164401) some of my readers their tweets sent mobile. #
  • Sandy L of Omaha won the contest. I’m also not going to stop singing because you came in. #
  • @DanHolke Happy Sunday. I hear if you have gall/kidney stones you snot is gritty. #
  • @DanHolke that is good to hear. #
  • Debating wanting to go to the mall (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Taking my #belt off. The Condo is nice & warm, the stairs are clean #
  • I left the cap to the detergent at the laundry mat, I don’t feel like going back to get it. AARGH #
  • Heading back #
  • What are you saying? You want me to come sleep wit
    h you? My #bed is crazy hehe. #nap #
  • NO you didn’t solve my problem. @sprint so your would get a zero on the customer satisfactions scale? #fail #
  • @Fabish I will, see you in 30 mins, Private Jet, have you ever traveled? #
  • @Packers don’t you be so thinking you are going to win. I know a College Team that was leading by 20 at half-time & lost. #football #
  • Found my eyeglass case. YEAH #
  • @Fabish I’ve never traveled by private jet, I’m jealous #
  • @brandi_herring twitpic.com/wk6bp – Is that really a grass hopper taco? #
  • @jessepeakdotcom What game were you trying to play? #
  • Brooks & Dunn Only in America. America is #1 #
  • I just put myself up on Mr. Twitter. I’m a YOUTuber bit.ly/5Bq54d I hope at I get more than 1 vote, which was by me. ie #voteforme #
  • @lo247 Best of luck to you. #
  • Here’s the link
    to vote for me on Faxo. tweeter.faxo.com/Mr_Twitter/2010/01 #
  • @blakeshelton Get the Shoe Shine Man #
  • Time for dinner #
  • Look for my review of Today’s (01/03/V3.0) @OmahaWH. Lot’s of good stories in there that you should read. #
  • Dinner is in the Oven(chicken boobs Tenders not the same as chicken boobs though), about to #iron #
  • Thanks for being a reporter Brady RT @OmahaCyclist: Memorial Park trail plowed. Keystone Trail at Cass has not been plowed. #BikeOMA #
  • @ControlledChaos Should I be expecting a post card in the mail this week(cough)!! #
  • @ControlledChaos twitpic.com/wki55 – Why is that person sunning themselves on the roof? #
  • Putting this pictures up here bit.ly/7FM7NV, then it’s H-Time #
  • Can you have too big of a #saladid? #
  • I’m at amc oakview #
  • I’m at AMC Oakview Plaza 24 (3555 South 140th Plz, Oakview Mall, Omaha). 4
    sq.com/1hWYoU
    #
  • @Subway on 50th & Center just closed. I saw the light dim :-p #
  • Time for beddyness (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • I think sometimes people may wear too much perfume, because I smell funny after sitting in a car & a movie seat #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 168 youtu.be/pQC8ZIPl-VE?a #
  • Vernon J presents Alvin & the Chipmunks

    Aren’t we so cute? bit.ly/4MLEAT #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Last Round Up


Dinner Dinner

Tonight’s Dinner.

Vernon J presents Alvin & the Chipmunks Vernon J presents Alvin & the Chipmunks

Aren’t we so cute?


It’s Here

Let’s get this week started.

1st work week of 2010 is here.

Have You Thanked a co-worker for all their hard work?

Dangerous Man is SotW


As we know, I like to include a video of the song, this one is hilarious.  Thanks PGard of Bloomfield, MI.

Here are the lyrics to Trace Adkins Song Dangerous Man.

Dangerous Man lyrics

Usually Im level-headed aint too excitable
Keep it on the slow and steady, Mr. Dependable
Always had the same job, the same look, the same friends
Thats the way its gonna stay
Thats the way its always been

I never knew I had another side
But girl with you Im Jekyll and Hyde Continue reading “Dangerous Man is SotW”

$2.00 – gosh

Sunday Paper is now TWO Dollars. I remember when it use to be $1.25.

Plus Best Buy doesn’t have the phone I want (Plam Pre or Palm Pixi) on sale.
$2.00 - gosh

Get Out & Do Laundry

****CORRECTION****

I have already changed my plans for today.

I actually wanted to be out at the place(s) before 10:00, but they don’t open till – 10.(That’s the real reason), in addition this is The United States of America & if Vernon J of Omaha wants to change his mind he can.

So I’m going to Barnes & Nobles, then maybe, Westroads Mall if they don’t have what I want, I’m gonna call the mall to get the name of that store today, & Bag ‘N Save. As I told my Buddy Paul S. It’s Laundry Day.

I need to go to the Mall to get a 2010 Happy Bunny Calendar or at least check to see if the place has one.

Eat Breakfast, Shower, Head out that way.

I’ve already started my 2010 Resolution for Birthday Presents.