Month: December 2009

Sometimes you feel guilt when you have a laugh at someone.

When I see someone stuck & I have a chuckle.

I don’t get that.

Does that appear to be a problem?

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• Back to bed. Maybe up be nine.

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• @OmahaDriver These shoulders are broad, & I’ll take responsbility. Don’t forget to make a Snow Don(ie snow angel) #
• @Chrissi_ Goodnight, enjoy your weekend #
• @Simply_Me_93 Happy Friday @fadig @wulanweki #
• @scottredd twitpic.com/v5jhk – Good Luck. I don’t need anything this time so don’t worry. #
• Forget Cuba, I want to normalize relations w
  ith you. bit.ly/5fCMH4 #
• I can’t decide if I want to open the blinds to see outside, or prevent the cold air from comign in. #decisions #
• I posted a new blog(www.Vernon3-0.com/Blog/2009/12/25/normalize-relations/
  ) to the Official Blog of Vernon… bit.ly/5vFW3X #
• I’m #nowplaying Miley Cyrus – The Climb #
• I meet a wonderful womyn that I could have loved, but she didn’t understand me. #09memories Vernon 3.0 arrived & is WowSome!! #
• updating the website for Vernon 3.0 & Beyond www.Vernon3-0.com #
• @Simply_Me_93 Full fottie PJ’s? #
• The 37- Day Challenge is Here – Vernon-J.livejournal.com/1063949.html (my blog) #
• @SarahBuxton I listened to your cd on the yester. 😉 #
• I only got out of bed so I could go lay on the couch and watch somemovie #
• @denisealexia YES, HAPPY Friday. Think abou all the people who ask is it hot when it’s 98-degrees outside. It’s for them #
• @SJackson68154 Thanks for following Seth. Happy Friday, nice representing the 68134 #
• @pricess_joe @ncrediful @kushzonekillin @DCsPeoplesChamp @Sara_Valor Happy Friday, @xKimaa @lisaflowers
  54 #follow Friday @AdorkableJoe #
• RT @Simply_Me_93: hey everyone follow @Simply_Me_93 its Happy Friday 🙂 #
• @denisealexia @TacoBell your commericial for the 5-layer burrito playing in @Omaha Nebraska is funny. #
• You got it. That’s what I’m talking bout. #Drive Safe RT @Simply_Me_93: I want Everyone to be safe today DO NOT drink and drive please!! #
• Weather guy on @KETV says get out & shovel. if you leave between 30 & 50th Farnam to Cass I meant help. #Omaha #
• I want one of those #apples in my kitchen. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Mission Accomplished youtu.be/Non6g1R7k9U?a #
• I’m watching Felicity #
• @JanecePotter Karaoke Tomorrow. Http://myloc.me/couch #
• It’s time to get that bootey on the #dance floor. also I’m too lazy to pick up my phone off the flor #
• It’s #H-Time #
• @ControlledChaos twitpic.com/v81dr – NO, in my loudest That’s offense voice. #
• Watching Spiderman part duex #
• I’m gonna risk it no scarf #
• I’m at king kong #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• I’m gonna give in and wash the dishes #
• I can’t have my cake & eat it too? Well I got pie & ice cream. 😛 #
• I didn’t know there were any. RT @UNOmaha For Sat, Dec. 26 — All events and activities at (UNO) are cancelled. All… bit.ly/4I9W2r #
• @scottredd twitpic.com/v8l3y – Love it, funny story. There was a car when I got home that was up to it’s drive train. Probably an h #
• about to upload some pics to pics.livejournal.com/vernon_j/gallery/000w81px #
• #OMAT will not be running on Saturday 12/26/V3.0 start making your alternative transportation methods. ie #biking #
• I thought this would be fun, I wanna play sorry #
• @SheilaBrummer you didn’t work this
  morning did you? #
• Best Dang forcast I’ve seen today. Thanks @action3news For being there. #
• @vanxiaoyi @fadig @boogeyyeahhs Have a GREAT Weekend @omahahomeless @pricess_joe @Simply_Me_93 I see no reason why @katherinegonza #
• @boogeyyeahhs I’m pretty good going to my bar for some #karaoke tonight. Gonna be a blast. #
• @boogeyyeahhs I’m so Excited (www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LbvFckptY) #
• ‘sorry’ to hear that. RT @Co
  ntrolledChaos: Succeeded in getting @gonesarcastic drunk…and puking. My bad. 😐 #
• I am NOT having a dance pary at 4 a.m. #
• I am NOT having a dance pary at 3 a.m. Sorry bout that time confusion #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1 Day 159 youtu.be/8nrS2vW8Nrw?a #
• I’m having grapes, that’s a pretty healthy snack at 3:30a.m. #
• @vanxiaoyi Cool, are you on facebook? www.facebook.com/Vernon.Joseph add me if you want. I wanna interact with soemone who is up #
• Check this video out — Michael Jackson : Black Or White :Full Version Bass Amplify www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVoJ6OO6lR4 #
• @vanxiaoyi I’m so trying to stay up till 5 a.m. #
• I just cheecked out my twitter list, I’m on 10 lists & one of those made me smile. #
• Apparently there is a site that makes it easy to see who is interactign with your tiwtter account #
• I didn’t make it five a.m. #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

I figured out another reason, I’m glad I don’t have a roommate.

I like to get up between 2 – 2:30 than start playing music and dancing around the living room. He or She might be pissed if I did that.

I’m so excited Karaoke tonight at Crescent Moon.

Be there, cause it’s hip to be square. I already know what song I’m singing, I’ve know since Wednesday.

• To be a Fairy you must wear a size 11(men’s) or smaller shoe.
• An active Fairy is someone who has used their magical powers on 3 different individuals in the last 7 weeks.

The Laws of the Fairy can only be changed by a 9/12 vote of an active fairies.

I can have just about anything I want.

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• Just cause I don’t have #work today doesn’t mean I can’t be productive. There also isn’t much more #snow in #Omaha today. #
• Can we at list do the mamba on the dance floor? RT @Fabish #wecantdate if your 20! #
• #wecantdate if you are a smoker #
• #wecantdate if you don’t have a job or a daily routine that is geared towards getting you a job. #
• #wecantdate because you won’t date anyone older than your brother. boo #
• I’m listening to "Stay (Live)" by Sugarland (bit.ly/6T9E9X) #pandora I just love this song. #wecantdate #
• Watching Cliffhanger #
• I disagree the problem was the car. Divorce on the rest RT @AshleyLaur: HAHA! Why men should never write advice columns bit.ly/8cEI8R #
• Amber Alert from OPD. A baby boy taken by his father early this morning. Driving a Silver Saturn Aura with Illinois plates. #
• It’s time for the brushing teeth while dancing thing. I do so well. #thisguyisawesome #
• RT @omahapolice: UPDATED AMBER ALERT INFO: Suspect is driving a Silver 2009 Saturn 4 dr Missouri Plates AB9JK PLEASE SHARE! bi … #
• @faydra_deon Yes George Michael of Washington D.C. is Dead #
• To go to a store or not. What do you think? #Omaha #
• $1200 for a 12 Gigs of Ram & a 1,000 MB hard drive. Please. Wrong Bid. The #Price is Right. #
• @WTownley Warm Drinks. That reminds me about a Chai that I didn’t get on Saturday 12/18/V3.0 Happy 8 Days before 2010 #
• RT @OmahaPublicLib: All Omaha Public Libraries will close at noon today because of weather. Have a happy holiday! bit.ly/5y3DVu #
• I
  meant follow you. Evualate after #nappytime is over. @Simply_Me_93 #
• @Simply_Me_93 WHY Yes I will follow you. NOW back to napping. #
• I’m not the only one who does wonderful dancing.
  Check this video out — Satisfying www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1c7t21s73c #
• RT @blakeshelton: I just guilted a 10 year old boy into downloading "Hillbilly Bone" on his phone…. Little punk shouldve already had it!!! #
• Techincally I’m not #napping, BUT i HAVEN’T given up yet. No Frills closes at 6, do I need anything in the next 30 hours that I don’t have? #
• @blakeshelton I wanna buy hillbilly bone but only if he tweets me #
• @Liberiangyal What lucky state was that? #
• @Liberiangyal okay, cool #
• @AshleyLaur twitpic.com/uzprx – Cat in the french toast hat. #
• Nappy time. Again

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• @Simply_Me_93 What do you do in CO? #
• @Simply_Me_93 Work or fun #
• okay, #seriously there isn’t much on tv. I’m going to go for a walk. #
• That is nice. RT @OmahaDriver: In case you missed this great snow commercial 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOu-8MOtbU #
• I’m at Caffeine Dreams (4524 Farnam St, Farnam and 45th street, Omaha). 4sq.com/8SJQtY #
• I just sent the wrong person a text.

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• I’m at Family Dollar (4412 Dodge Street, 44th & Dodge, Omaha). 4sq.com/vPkZx #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• @Jeopardy is on at 4:30 VST. I’m gonna kick some one’s money winnign total. #
• @TobyKeithMusic is on the @BonnieHuntShow #Country Music I love that guy #
• @WOWT6News Vernon wil
  l hold ‘services’ as he normally does. #
• @jeopardy is on. gonna do it. #
• Cake Category on @Jeoprady oh it’s like taking pie from a fridge #
• @denisealexia GO down & make a snow angel. That’ll teach the Blizzard #
• Under the tree.

  This is what I got you for Christmas(although I don’t celebrate). Now unwrap me and have fun. bit.ly/86tRx9 #

• How late should one stay up #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 158 youtu.be/bwWvywPfaqk?a #
• I wish people would stop getting stuck in the snow it #annoys me. Yes it’s probably worse for them #
• @AshleyLaur Goodnight #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401