Month: January 2007

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This going to be a great marriage.

YORK, Pa. (AP) – A man who proposed to his girlfriend at a New Year’s party allegedly knocked her out with a steering wheel lock just hours after she said yes, police said.

Stephen Mujerm, 40, of Lanham, Md., and new fiancée Victorine Tabohbegan arguing about 6 a.m. Monday as they drove home from the party in northern York County. More of the happily engaged couple
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this morning.

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat
But always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you’ll give faith a fighting chance

I hope you dance,

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Seeking personal assitant

I need a personal assistant to assist me in returning phones calls. Receive $1000 per day. Apply and start today. No experience required. I will train you and provide on-going support to achieve success. Must be able to work from home and commit to at least ten hours per week. This is life changing. Please leave me a name and number to call you. Terrence 404-399-9797.

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DAMN assistant.

I hire someone to be my personal assistant, and they forgot to take out dinner.  Their sorry ass is FIRED