Got My Eye on You #70

Congressional Daily Record for June 23, 2006
Senate: Four bills and One resolution were introduced, as follows: S. 3561-3564, and S. Res. 520
House: Not in Session today

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Teauila Makes Her Clothes come off

Okay,

I like Pina Colada, and you are supposed to make it with rum. But I like Tequila. No ones I want to see naked took her clothes off. But there were at least 3 unattached girls there. and yeah, I had some Tequila. I LOVE it. Bring it, I had fun. I guess I gave some sexual advice to a girl who thought I was getting it. It’s been six years.

*edit* Can’t walk a stright line fell the Kitchen Sobriety test.

Got My Eye on You #69

Congressional Daily Record for June 23, 2006
Senate: Five bills and Two resolutions were introduced, as follows: S. 3556-3560 and S. Con. Res. 103-104
House: Eight public bills, H. R. 5669-5671, 5673-5677; and Seven resolutions. H. J. Res. 90; H. Con. Res. 432-434; and H. Res. 887-889 were introduced.

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Nebraska Delegation

32 teams, 32 official buses, 31 flags.

That’s right it isn’t bad math, it’s the way we wanted it. America refused to put there flag on The World Cup Bus because of ‘security reasons’


Yes that is a flag from Iran in the picture.

Got My Eye on You #68

Congressional Daily Record for June 21, 2006
Senate: 10 bills and One resolution were introduced, as follows: S. 3546-3555, and S. Res. 519
House: 13 public bills, H. R. 5655-5667; and Four resolutions, H. Con. Res. 431; and H. Res. 882-884 were introduced.

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Letter About Dumb Congressman

Hi,

     I am a watcher of The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.  I saw your opponent in the upcoming election.  I know he currently represents the 8th district. 

He said he wants to get rid of The Department of Education, what astupid mistake.  I hope you whoop his butt up and down the Front Avenuein Columbus Georgia.  Good luck, and in case you are wondering.  I wear a size 16, and I will help you kick his butt up Front Avenue.

Not related to NEbraska, but everyone needs to know about this jackass. This e-mail was sent to Mike McGraw who is running against Incumbent Lynn Westmoreland.

Reply from Renee:

Vernon,Thanks for the support. We are working hard to get around the 3rddistrict meeting people and finding out what their concerns are.  Pleasetake a look at the Website www.mikemcgrawforcongress.com.  You canfollow our progress from there.  In your email you talk about Columbus, GA, but the address below yourname is Omaha, NE.  Do you live in Columbus or Omaha?  I hope you are inColumbus, we can use the support in that part of the district.Again, thank you for your interest.Renee

Got My Eye on You #67

Congressional Daily Record for June 20, 2006
Senate: Nine bills and Two resolutions were introduced, as follows: S. 3537-3545 and S. Res. 517-518
House: 14 public bills, H. R. 5640-5646, 5648-5654; and Three resolutions, H. Res. 879-881

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