Numb

A girl goes to the doctor for a boob job, he say “I’ll need to take alook” she takes off her shirt and she has pretty nice looking onealready. next he says “I’ll need to numb them 1st!!” she says ok . then doctor goes num num num num:yummy:

Elektra

Just watched Elektra on HBO. Jennifer didn’t have bad hair in this movie, although the movie sucked.

New Home Page

okay, Iwon is being not straight. I am think about changing my home page. Looking for recommendations.

Things I would like to have on the page. Top News, Political News, Business News, Some Sports news(NASCAR, Tennis)

Firefox and Flash

I removed flash bc it kept showing those dam ads, even with adblock. Is there an alternative to flash, or an alternative to adblock that block flash. Or something where you can turn flash on and off?

Reforming Saudi Arabia Education

H.CON.RES.275.
Expressing the sense of Congress regarding the education curriculum in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Okay, how come we think we can enforce Saudi Arabia to change the educational standards? Lee Terry supported this measure, Bad Boy.

Edit
I am writing you in reference to H.CON.RES.275. I urge you to vote against this bill, we have no write to interfere in SA educational affairs. If you want to do something about education, do it here in America. The Department of Education received a decrese of 1% from the President. Sometimes things fall under ‘not in my backyard’, but America’s educational priority should be in my backyard. Department of Defense a 5% increase, we do not need an increase in that department.

Senator Hagel is on the Foreign Relations Committee, wrote him a letter.

I figured out my 2006 resolution is to piss off congress.

I’d Still Have You

I used to blame it on the clock,
‘Cause I swear it stops when you’re with good friends.
An’ Billy sayin’: “One more shot,”
An’ damn that shot always turned to ten.
Oh, but I’m afraid the truth,
Is if it weren’t for me, I’d still have you.

I used to blame it on the wind,
When it got still it meant the fish were bitin’.
Used to think the devil’s to blame,
For the hell I’ve raised an’ all that fightin’.
Yeah it’d make a good excuse:
If it weren’t for me, I’d still have you.

No, it ain’t my fault;
That’s a real nice thought;
Only problem is, it just ain’t true.
An’ still I curse the night an’ everything in sight:
Anything to keep from feeling like a fool,
‘Cause if it weren’t for me, I’d still have you.

I used to point my finger at,
The fact that you were born to money.
I could never measure up;
No poor boy’s love could ever keep you, honey.
But a lie won’t hide the truth:
If it weren’t for me, I’d still have you.

No, it ain’t my fault;
That’s a real nice thought;
Only problem is, it just ain’t true.
An’ still I curse the night an’ everything in sight:
Anything to keep from feeling like a fool,
‘Cause if it weren’t for me, I’d still have you.

I used to blame it on the clock,
‘Cause I swear it stops when you’re with good friends.
An’ Billy sayin’: “One more shot,”
An’ damn that shot always turned to ten.

Do you ever want to say that to someone?

Beligum’s are quitters

Miss Henin-Hardenne quit, and people talk about the French giving up during war. More to Come.

edit
http://sports.iwon.com/news/01272006/v0284.html
She retired because of stomach pain, there was another player who withdrew. She did because of the hit, and #1 ranked player(Kim Clijsters as of 1/30/06) withdrew because of a tendon injury.