I’ll Compromise

I’ll Compromise …

Hearing someone pee it’s probably worse than hearing then brush their teeth.

I can’t stand my partner doing that.


Don’t hang on to it too long. 

Some people are still hanging on to it.

New Year, Same Quality YOU!

As the pages of our calendars turn, or we break that plastic on the brand new one we got.
There are two things Team Vernon J looks forward to.
The Daytona 500 & Valentine’s Day, 4 Days apart this year.
I just saw Lied Center for Performing Arts is having an event on Friday and Saturday of Valentine’s week. 

32 Words

Oh Looky Here.
I wonder what he could be saying in this picture that is worth 32 words.

You can send cards and non-flower gifts to:

Vernon J
6010 Thorton Dr., Love Shack 1121
Lincoln, NE 68512

You can send flowers to:

Dunkin’ Donuts
Vernon J
1300 R St.
Lincoln, NE 68503