Hey People

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

Hey People, we’re ready to roll.

Today is Monday 09/30/V3.4& we’ve got a brand new set of minutes to work with.

Guess what, today was a good ride in. More runners, but they didn’t have on reflective clothing. Hey people it is dark out. Bikers & other pedestrians don’t wanna hit you.

The word of the day is instauration which is renewal; restoration; renovation; repair.

Are you looking for a career that you can be ready for in 12 months? Well then you don’t wanna be a doctor.

I’ve heard it takes longer than that. I’m no doctor.

Make it a GrEaT day.


Good Morning & Happy Friday.

The Kool-aid man is breaking down the wall today.

Today is Friday 09/27/V3.4 & I’m hitting the ground.

Okay that is a Keith Urban song, but it works for today.

I don’t know how to start this entry, cause last night was awesome. I’m also in temporary possession of balloons.


They will be shared/given to the fantastic Maggie for her to keep. Better than flowers?

The word of the day is indubitable which is a thing that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionable.

Going a little different with the ‘first’ one. Although this is our date before our previously scheduled date. That’s how we are going to do things.

After our date, I’ll go home and take a nap. Cause I’m going to Oktoberfest tonight. Brad, Jim, & others will be there. You can also come to The Crescent Moon Alehouse. It is the biggest party. I’ll have this shirt on.

Last nights Taco Ride was great. Meet new people, saw the stars.

Well here’s to you having a fentastic FNP!

Now Even Tastier

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

So the cereal I’m eating has Now Even Tastier on its package.

Today is Sunday 09/22/V3.4 and today it was nice to see your face.

So what was it before that it had in it? What new fangled thing(s) did you add to it?

The time before this morning and sleeping time was good. Hung out at Andy’s BBQ and met some new people. Reconnected with some previously met people, and it was good. Reputation is everything and I’m happy with the one my previous employer and my reputation. Thanks.

The word of the day is sobersided which is solemn or grave in disposition, attitude, character, etc.; serious-minded.

This Sunday is my last Sunday of working for a while. Starting Sunday 09/29/V3.4 I’ll be working; M-W, F & S. Thursday’s & Sunday’s off. Thursday for laundry, Sunday for church. Yeah for adjusting to fit my life.

We have reservations at the swankest place in towne. Fuddrucker’s® cause we want to go to the place with The World’s Greatest Burger location. I’m having pork chops, pasta, and vegetables for dinner. Planning ahead.

News from the homefront. There isn’t any, cause we always imagine you’re better. So I’m watching Full House & Becky’s family is from Nebraska. The greatest state I’ve ever lived in.

Have a fantastic day!

1 Peter 4: 7-11

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

The bible reading today was 1 Peter 4: 7-11 and Psalm 32.

Today is Tuesday 09/10/V3.4 & it is Jamie’s Birthday!!!

1 Peter 4: 8 is Above all, love each other deeply. because love covers over a multitude of sins. Me and Nicole where talking about Crime & I said that Twitter / Vernon_J_: .@nnlnj1927 You know what stops …, I honestly believe that if we respect each other we wouldn’t have crimes. If you don’t wanna listen to me, listen to the bible.

I’ve figured out my Halloween Costume. I won’t tell you per se, but if you grew up in the 1990’s you’ll know what it is. I’m excited, here’s a little preview.
What are you going to be. What are you going to do? What day is Halloween?

The word of the day is bauble which is a showy, usually cheap, ornament, trinket, gawgaw.

There are some works of art.

Well that’s it for now, featuring unlimited positions.

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy #FNP Eve.

Well it is 23.47 on a Thursday Night. I’m somewhere in Iowa. I am somewhere between Council Bluffs & Meniola IA.

I went on the Taco Ride tonight.

It was a Fentastic Time.

I met Theresa (who may have a boyfriend), so take that for what’s it is worth. Her Birthday is 05/29/1987 & we ALL know how special #0529 is to Vernon J

I also met Whit, I can call her Alyson. I asked. I also got her phone number & Birthday! I asked her Birthday First. Cause you know I do it right.

I got a flat front, I got a soft flat after work last night. I used my emergency air pump. Cause that’s what it is for.

I checked my air pressure before I left. I filled up at Tobey Jack’s Steakhouse. Jennifer wonders if that is the BEST steakhouse in Mineola? I’ll probably never know.

Well I had a spare tube & got that filled up. I rode like the guy I can, Scott had a flat so I caught up with Jennifer, Mark, & Scott before we got to the end of the ride. I then also had to circle back to make sure Mark was okay. He was!

We know are listening to 94.1 FM, incase you were confused about our American Band Stations.

Vernon J is now on the highway.

You gotta double pump

Good Morning & Happy Friday,

You gotta double pump your fist on days like this.

Today is Friday 08/02/V3.4 & you are front page news.

Today is a day off & you know what a day off means? I’m off of doing anything productive after 0800. Because I do EVERYTHING I need to do I do on Thursday’s.

So apparently Rolling Stone has more than double the sales of their July issue from last year. You know why it doubled, cause the media made a big stink about the cover. You know why it doubled, cause CVS, Walgreen’s, 7-Eleven and Stop & Shop refused to sell the magazines. There is nothing more proud then something telling someone they can’t have or do something. Cause they will do it just to be like Forget You!

I am doing something something today, like cleaning my kitchen. Going to vacuum the hallway and bedroom.

Did you know that 2013 is the 25th Anniversary of Coldstone Creamery? I bet you wonder why I bring this up, A. Cause #CSC25 is a GREAT promotion. Yesterday I posted on instagram http://instagram.com/p/cfGEOhniUf/ & you know I show them some love. I like the place and don’t mind sharing that on Social Media. There’s a point (wait for it). I won $10.00 in their #CSC25 promotion.

The word of the day is lam to beat; thrash.

So that’s 226 words, what else can I share with you this morning.

OH, this is another #awesome story. So yesterday I was watching Wipeout on KETV. Bill interrupts the episode, cause you know it was raining and stuff. So at the end of the piece they have a liveshot. Bill says ‘that’s our Backpack Journalist’, like it is something special. Well a few weeks/months ago WOWT was running this ad about how the other stations couldn’t get close cause they didn’t have them. So my favorite reporter mentioned me and told me that I shouldn’t forget about them.

I informed her that they don’t make a big deal about having them. BUT if they do they do, then someone from KPTM chimes in that they have them too. Here’s a graph Now the link isn’t family friendly.

I thought I had a dental appointment today, but Doty didn’t call me yesterday. My appointment is on Friday 09/06/V3.4, this gives me more time.

& on that I shall call this blog entry good.

What’s missing

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday,

So there’s this sign at 40th & Farnam St.


It indicates in nouncertain terms that there is ‘No Turn On Red’.

Can you see that? Cause I always saw it when I was driving at that corner.

Oh that’s right ‘little lady’ you were talking on the phone.

Excuse me while I stand in front of your car & inform yyou of the law you broke. Oh you’re mad? I DON’T CARE!

We don’t understand

Good Morning & Happy Friday,

You remember that time, my parent’s (older people) didn’t understand you?

Today is Friday 09/21/V3.3 & it is the most glorious FNP this month.

Please call your mom & dad, inform them you don’t understand. Apparently Lamarr is chill. Something the kids are saying nowadays. I don’t know what chill is, unless it is about 10 degrees outside, or I just took something out of the fridge or freezer. We are getting so much wiser every day.

I don’t have to work a full shift tomorrow. I have to work from 07.00 to 10.00, but that’s just nothing. Cause by time I’m done, most people still won’t be up. Plus it is overtime, so they will be paying me what I’m almost worth.

I almost didn’t make it yesterday, but I got some caffeine & some pizza in me.

I also haven’t eaten breakfast yet this morning, so if this post seems kinda grouchy, that is why.

The word of the day is strepitous which is boisterous; noisy. I know a little bit about being strepitous.

So right now I’m doing laundry right now. Don’t you hate it when the door doesn’t close, that add’s I don’t XV mins to the time I need to be here. UGH!

Okay, I’m over that.

I’ve seen a petition at a local establishment talking about the potential smoking ban. Vernon @ Tobacco and Phones 4 less – foursquare. I’ve signed it & I hope you’ll sign it. Also don’t forget to write your City Council Member, petitions are fine. YOU need to do more though, because 500 signatures are just 500 people who happened to be somewhere at some moment in the past. To make your voice heard, make sure your elected officials know who the heck you are.

PUT a name to that 1 constituent. YES I’m active & everyone who represents me know who the heck I am. You can  almost be like me, but not too much. We don’t want to get into too much trouble, OR do we?

I found out this morning you know when I got up during the 04.00 hour, while you were still sleeping. Did you miss that some man walked into Denny’s after he got shot, no of course you didn’t. I was there for the live coverage from the van to twitter to the scene. I wish I wouldn’t have saw it live, I do hope Justice is Served in this case.

I went off on a tangent there.

Crescent Moon is having an eating contest this weekend. They are doing a Bravarian Pretzel & Sausage eating contest. BOTH are happening at 19.00 so I don’t think I can do both. BUT you know I am the 2010, 2011, & 2012 Santa Lucia Festival Cannoli Eating Champion. I am also the Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium Watermelon Eating Champion (1 of 2) so I will be there to add to my collection. Well I’ll be competing, I don’t want to make it seem like I’m already the winner, but I am 4 – 0 in these things. You gotta go with the proven records.

I also need to clean, you know vacuum my car & stuff.

I don’t have much right now, so that’s the end of this entry

My hammy

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday,

I pulled/strained/agitated my hamstring playing XBox Kinect Sports 2. I was playing football.

Today is Tuesday 06/25/V3.2 & we have over 600 elite athletes swimming in the pleminaries this morning.

I’m hanging out in participant services. I’ll be doing this all week.

Twelve hour days, but it will get done.

The word of the day is glutch which is to swallow.

The rest of the 06.00 volunteer doesn’t seem so bad now.

Waiting on a bed

Good Morning & Happy cake (or cupcake) day.

I’m waiting on my bed, I got a bed in May MMXI. It has developed a dip, apparently it does this when you’re sleeping single (in the middle) in a double bed.

Today is Wednesday 02/15/V3.2 & it is a great day.

I’m making a cake or cupcake, it’ll be a surprise. I’ve asked people, but they haven’t answered. Guess I have to make this decision all on my own.

The word of the day is vilipend which is to regard or treat as of little value or account.

Well today, in addition to waiting on my bed, I’m working on my elevator speech, also going to the last home game for the University of Nebraska Omaha Basketball competition.

I hope you have a GREAT day & don’t forget to watch this week’s Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXXIX.


P.S. when I started this post it was prior to the striking of the noon