Time to Celebrate?

It’s been #7Days.

Team #VernonJ has reason to celebrate.
We also got all of our laundry washed, dried, ironed, & put away yesterday.

It’s almost like the weekend wants to come a day early for us. BUT we all know that the weekend starts on Thursday.

But we certainly can call the #FNP up early.

So Happy #FNP everyone.

Police: Woman hit snoring boyfriend with pry bar

Look in the corner of her eye man. Do you see it? I don’t like snoring, but I’ve never hit one of my girlfriends with a pry bar. Also none of my girlfriends have never snored, so I got that going for me.

There also isn’t that thing in the corner of my eye.

My 1st internet death

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday,

So apparently I did. You can visit the instagram photo here. http://instagram.com/p/VCX8WvGH2i/
So apparently I did. You can visit the instagram photo here. http://instagram.com/p/VCX8WvGH2i/

Today is Tuesday 01/29/V3.3 & I’m not dead.

I’m guessing people don’t like you to point out their stupidity, or there sharing of stupidity. There is always ‘that one’ we are 10 hours & 9 mins in and stupid free so far. How long will it last?

We have a duty to STOP stupidity as soon as we find it.

So this morning I made my lunch, pork chops & Alfredo pasta (the elbow kind). That is why my hashtag of the day is #PorkChops, I’m not the only one using it. Also making pancakes from scratch are more fluffy than that ‘just add water’ crap.

The word of the day is plotz which is to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.

Kathy I don’t have anything else, so you can read it now.

‘GMA’ blows Christmas secrets with Elf

GMA apparently has ruined Christmas. http://m.nypost.com/p/pagesix/gma_blows_secrets_of_elf_Mvzovxg1YWyhG5GLKB6uNN How the heck are are children suppose to go though life knowing that a man-made elf is magically alive. But in reality it is moved by Mom or Dad. Now I’m not one to judge peoples outrage over wimscal issues (if I were you & beleived that. I wouldn’t read any further.) YOU parents are outraged about this? Where you just going to LIE to your children all their lives? That’s going to treat them well later in life. This isn’t something to get your underpants in a bunch. PLEASE, STOP being stupid!


Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

I think someone knocked on my door. I have a door bell.

Today is Saturday 11/10/V3.3 & you know what?

I’m not putting any of my 40+ hours at work today. You can carry your own stuff down the line today, buddy.

I do love stupid internet postings, but these are teachable moments. I therefore taught Dave.

The word of the day is nictitate which is an easy explanation of what we did yesterday.

Have a GREAT Saturday.

Dear Marsae

I know you haven’t seen me since 1995.

SO you probably don’t know who I am.

I’m Vernon J & I live in Omaha, NE.

A. I don’t need to do anything.
B. Your language is unacceptable.

background information.

My younger brother called & said that I needed to talk to Derene Carswell. I tried to re-direct him that he wanted me to talk to her. He proceeded to misunderstand that & expressed once again that I needed to talk to her.

In my infinite wisdom & Justification proceeded to hang-up on him.

He called back, & informed me that I needed to talk to my mother, I proceeded to inform him that she was no mother of mine. Yes Derene Carswell did give birth to me, BUT was no mother of mines.

He decided that it was perfectly okay to swear, and refer to his gang affiliation. A lady name Marlene(Derene’s Husband Daughter)(she knows how to have a proper conversation with someone). She proceeded to inform me that they would be calling back later.

You must be kidding me

Dummy, Dummy, Dummy Dummy, Dummy, Dummy

Seriously, we work together. My name ain’t that damn hard to spell. It’s Vernon J. V-e-r-n-o-n J

I was just explaining to my co-worker yesterday(Tuesday 02/02/V3.0) that if I didn’t know my co-workers name & what they did here.  I would be resigning, than I get this e-mail.


Don’t worry about it.

I took the bottle to the area and filled it up.

BUT you just go ahead and keep being el cheap/el lazo and feel the bottle with water.