Kids and a Wife.

[18:22:42] OddNewer: yeah, but you know how it is
[18:22:46] OddNewer: what am I really doing?
[18:23:12] Jacklyn D.: i don’t know
[18:24:07] OddNewer: me either
[18:24:10] OddNewer: dating is hard
[18:24:19] OddNewer: Is there every too much salad for dinner?
[18:24:38] Jacklyn D.: ya i wish i was a dog…just sniff another dogs butt do what i need and that’s that
[18:24:47] OddNewer: yeah
[18:24:55] OddNewer: so did you break up with that one guy?
[18:24:59] Jacklyn D.: no games, mind tricks, crushed hearts, rejecion
[18:25:05] Jacklyn D.: i dunno what i wanna do
[18:25:54] OddNewer: yeah
[18:26:38] OddNewer: I get nervous, that’s this problme
[18:26:57] Jacklyn D.: im socialy awkward and don’t know what i want out of life thats my problem
[18:27:22] OddNewer: I just want two kids, and a great wife
[18:27:32] OddNewer: but getting the wife part is hard, I know how to make babies
[18:27:58] Jacklyn D.: at least you know that…. i think i wanna be married, i think i want kids but im WAY to selfish for that cuz i also wanna travel and pick up and go where i want when i want with whoever i want
[18:28:05] Jacklyn D.: hahaha
[18:28:15] OddNewer: yeah
[18:28:24] OddNewer: well I ain’t having kids till I get married

Friday Night

Went to 357
Went to a graduation Party
Made a date for Sunday to church, no race so I can make it to that. I haven’t tried this avenue of dating, but hey it’s worth a shot.

Ask Her Out Already, U like her

  Post this saying “Ask Me Out Already I like u”


Whoever wants to go out with you will message you saying
“I would go out with you”


I so should have said something to the Iowa Jay’s girl.  If you were at volleyball you would knwo who I was talking about.

Repost this in 90 sec
you will be surprised who replys 2 you.
even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend

Single and definitely looking.

Name: Vernon
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Location: Omaha, NE
Hair Color: Varies(currently Aftermidnight Blue/Deadly Nightshade)
Eye Color: Brown(wish there weren’t, but I got what I got.  So I am rolling)
Height: about 6’5″‘
Build: Athletic
Education: High School + (126 credits)
Ethnicity: American
Occupation: Social Worker
Smoker: no
Drinker: rarly – Tequila Sunrise
Marital Status: Single,never married
Children: None
Interests: Movies, Live Music, books, Walking, enjoying the outdoors.  Living life to the fullest.

You can reach me at:
AIM: oddnew
Yahoo!: bpsy2i
Phone 402-516-4401

I am looking for:
Gender: Female
Age: 24-30
Location: Omaha Metropolis
Hair Color: Any
Eye Color: Any
Height: 5’10” and under
Build: Any
Education: High school +
Ethnicity: Alot
Occupation: Has one/prusing one
Smoker: no
Drinker: rarly
Marital Status: single/divorced
Children: 1-2
Interests: Any

Will You?

It has been asked if I would stop dying my hair if ‘the one’ asked me to.  Well seeing how dark my hair currently is, that answer would be a HELL NO!! 

It’s All ArKanSas Fault

I have solved the problem of why I can’t get a date.

My favorite law is one designed to get Northerners into trouble. That’s right folks, if you mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-kan-saw) you’re in for a fine or jail time. Just be sure not to flirt with those Northerners as you tell them they are breaking the law. In Little Rock, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term. You might get to share a cozy cell together. Be careful. Don’t get extremely cozy in that cell. Oral sex is considered sodomy in Arkansas and is punishable.