Lowered Expectations

I have lowered my expectations. IF you know my rule about flowers. For 10 days ONLY The following item shall replace the flowers in my plan.

  32 oz. Red Foil Heart
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Oh Last Night Was FUN!!!

So my friend Dawn is going to Cedar Rapids for six months to improve her career.  Last night was her Going Away Party.  I went, and had a good time.

Sullivan’s you know have to do a minimum of $20 tab.  We thought there would be a live band, but it wasn’t too be, so we left that joint, that’s when the fun started.

We went to T-Henry’s and I had a GREAT TIME!!!  We played some music, we did a little bit of dancing.  I got a phone number, Jordan called me.  I am going to call her about 3 today, she is hot, and was by the pool table.  Well I didn’t see her, and I introduced myself to every single freaking girl in that bar, even the lesbians.  I also had the bartender annouce her name over the pa system.  Had a little bit of Gin(that shit’s a bitch, way worse than tequila).  I saw the dancing girls from Citrus Lounge, they were dancing on the tables like strippers.  As you know I hate strip clubs, I have too much respect for women.  I gave them a dollar(because that’s what they deserved), and her friend was upset bc that’s all I gave them.  Well I let them know that for anything more than $1, they better be doing more than dancing on the table.  We then went sliding @ The Gene Leahy Mall!!

Saw Sarah,

FYI: (When I do get married, and if she conviences me to have a big wedding.  MY BEST MAN BETTER NOT TAKE ME TOO A STRIP CLUB, CAUSE I WILL FIRE HIS ASS!!! )

Call Jordan: – Check

 More Pictures Are Here!!

blank slate

Imagine…

There is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400.

Stack of money

It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out ALL OF IT, of course!

Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME.

From an Unknown Author

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The List

1. must look reasonably good
2. Must have a job
3. Wanna have kids
4. Nice Personality
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What do you think, knowing me that will be included on the list

What I must do.
A. Be Less selfish
A.1 stubborn
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craziest friend(s) I can find/have

If you are reading this/met me I think you know me pretty well.

Well you also now that I am single, I think maybe only onefew of you have ever know me while I was dating someone(holla girl).  I believe that a partner(girlfriend/significant other/wife) completes the person you are.  Now the important question is what am I missing in my world, what can she do to make me a better person?  I think once I figure that out I/We will be able to have a relationship?

Cup Cake Pans

Most normal size boxes of cake mix makes 24 cupcakes(How come the pan only has 12 cake cookers in them?)