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I hope you had a GOOD Monday. I talked to four(4) people on the phone, left two(2) voice mails for someone. Decided when I’m taking my vacation(even know where I’m going, IF I go anywhere) Got a New Back Tire($150) Got a nappy-poo in. David Reutimann(Favorite Driver) won his first NSCS Race.
How was your Monday?
|End of the Cement Trail – Me Facing North
This is I-29 and 25th St in Iowa. Next Exit is 6 miles Away! Continue reading “Bike Riding”
Eat an apple in your birthday ssuit
Possibly runi a hide and seek game – Check
Riding my bike, and I see two boys playing.
Boy A is calling Boy B
Boy B is hiding
Guess who told Boy A where Boy B was?
So my friend Dawn is going to Cedar Rapids for six months to improve her career. Last night was her Going Away Party. I went, and had a good time.
Sullivan’s you know have to do a minimum of $20 tab. We thought there would be a live band, but it wasn’t too be, so we left that joint, that’s when the fun started.
We went to T-Henry’s and I had a GREAT TIME!!! We played some music, we did a little bit of dancing. I got a phone number, Jordan called me. I am going to call her about 3 today, she is hot, and was by the pool table. Well I didn’t see her, and I introduced myself to every single freaking girl in that bar, even the lesbians. I also had the bartender annouce her name over the pa system. Had a little bit of Gin(that shit’s a bitch, way worse than tequila). I saw the dancing girls from Citrus Lounge, they were dancing on the tables like strippers. As you know I hate strip clubs, I have too much respect for women. I gave them a dollar(because that’s what they deserved), and her friend was upset bc that’s all I gave them. Well I let them know that for anything more than $1, they better be doing more than dancing on the table. We then went sliding @ The Gene Leahy Mall!!
FYI: (When I do get married, and if she conviences me to have a big wedding. MY BEST MAN BETTER NOT TAKE ME TOO A STRIP CLUB, CAUSE I WILL FIRE HIS ASS!!! )
Call Jordan: – Check
More Pictures Are Here!!
If someone tells you that Mexico don’t celebrate New Year’s and
get juice from a orange in a cut?
Tell a girl(let’s call her Molly) that you could solve a Rubik’s cube, even though you couldn’t?
Did you make anyone smile today?
I meant have.