Boy that Sucked

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20050923/D8CQ6D6O0.html, talk about tanking already. We knew Batsman and Robin sucked. But this only had 2 shows.

Shouting Elmo

I just saw a commercial for shouting Elmo. I don’t celebrate Christmas or have brats living with me. But for the good of American I hope that terrorist doll does not become the next tickle me Elmo.

What a time

Jon and Sherry were in divorce court after many years of marriage. The judge
asked, “Jon, is it true that through the last three years of your marriage,
you did not speak to Sherry?”

“Yes, your honor, that is correct.”

“And how do you explain this unusual conduct?”

Jon replied, “I didn’t want to interrupt her, Your Honor!”