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Song of the Week
I’ll Take You Back by Brad Paisley. It is a totally twangy songs. The exes I dumped, or dumped me and asked me out again, need to listen to it.
I’ll Take You Back
Brad Paisley/Robert Arthur/Tim Owens (ASCAP)/(BMI)
When a freight train jumps off a track
And rolls down my road
And its summer time in Texas
And they’re playing in the snow
When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
And only state the facts
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back
Let’s say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
I lose my better judgement and I take up smoking crack
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back
Chorus
Go on keep trying
Come on keep calling
You know I like it
When you come crawling
Its like music
To hear you bawling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back
Repeat chorus
The day that old morning sun rises in the west
And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain’t worth jack
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back
Repeat chorus
Its like music
To hear you balling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
Everyone needed to see the words.
Tag – Your Ass is It
Ten things that me me happy, in no particular order:(yeah right, ain’t no random word generator on this post)
1. the ability that I can marry a rich lady and be a stay at home husband/trophy wife.
2. Me
3. Me
4. living in Omaha and hanging out with the buddies
5. Flirting with girls(married(married is so much funnier) or unmarried)
6. Thinking I could fall in love, and then realize it is a human pile of horse shit
7. Living in America and knowing I can do whatever the hell I want, even if there are consequences,
8. Did I say me already
9. NASCAR
10. Helping out at The Salvation Army
I tag the following people amandamichelle_, fyziks_is_fnu, poolchick
New Hair
Here is my new ‘Vampire Red’ hair. I am so sexy(I could be bald and sexy for the record)
I saw don’t remember who that guy is but he had a sweet outfit.
they Killed Him
Craig Ferguson was killed. That is in Vampire Bats movie on CBS. They killed Fisherman #1 before the commercial break.
MAJOR UPDATE:
Did anyone see That’s My Bush. The guy who played George W. played the dumbass cocky mayor who is screwing up the investigation.
Portland Oregon Fire Fighters
Watching Ellen, and she picks a girl out of the audience. She is from Portland, OR. and is a Fire Fighter. She makes me want to go to Portland, OR. So we can put each other out bc, we are SO HOT .
Country Weekly
I got my first country weekly today. Locked in for a year, but what is weird. It comes out every two weeks. Who the hell call it country weekly, just meant be shot.
Peace, Love, and ??????
What should I put in that last spot?
Hand Held Micas
I finally realized why singers/performers use handheld mics on tv. Because those mics on the collar sound ka-ka when you sing thru them.
Romania has a plan
Okay, so this former Soviet Block country has a plan to fight the bird flu, and America Doesn’t. What the Fuck is going on.