$30,000,000,000 Fucking Profits in 3 months. Are they high, or from Utah?

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/34088/000003408805000158/r10q110405.htm Exxon Mobil 9,920,000,000

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_Internet/globalbp/STAGING/global_assets/downloads/B/bp_third_quarter_2005_results.pdf BP $4,818,000,000

http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=investor-en&FC2=/investor-en/html/iwgen/quarterlyresults/2005/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/investor-en/html/iwgen/quarterlyresults/2005/q3_2005_full_results_27102005.html Shell $9,032,000

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1163165/000110465905051933/a05-19195_110q.htm ConocoPhillips$3,799,000,000

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/93410/000095013405020352/f13984e10vq.htm Chevron $3,594,000,000

These are only quartly reports which have not been audited, they may be changed to reflect actions agreed to in this quarter but not yet acted upon. Now that all the Foward looking statements are out the way. That is alot of fucking money, STOP BUYING GAS AND OTHER PERTOLUM PRODUCTS.

my dollar is in Iraq

ne Dollar Bill, Serial# J3015—0A Series: 2003A
This bill has travelled 7,043 Miles in 99 Days, 20 Hrs, 46 Mins at an average of 71 Miles per day.
Nov-07-05 04:58 PM Kirkuk AB, Iraq 86 Days, 1 Hr, 1 Min 7,038 82
User’s Note Bill is in good condition; currently at Kirkuk AB, Iraq.
Aug-13-05 03:57 PM Omaha, NE 13 Days, 19 Hrs, 45 Mins 5.3 0.38
User’s Note I got this bill from Cox Communications as change!
Jul-30-05 08:11 PM Omaha, NE Initial Entry n/a n/a

Top Ten Urinals

http://www.urinal.net/topfive.html#, this are know far and wide across the world and space.

No Good God Damn Fucking Unions

Doesn’t America ever learn? http://www.usatoday.com/life/theater/news/2005-10-27-radio-city-strike_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA, how the fuck can Local 802 ruin a tradition like the rockettes. I am so pissed, I was going to go see them.

All fun and games aside, Unions are so over, bastards make around $2500 a week and are bitching. GREEDY BASTARDS.

1/19

Miranda Lambert is coming to quest center. With George Strait, and Tracy Lawrence. But it is George’s tour. BUT MIRANDA LAMBERT IS GOING TO BE THERE, I guess I will have to see George.

Song of the Week

I’ll Take You Back by Brad Paisley. It is a totally twangy songs. The exes I dumped, or dumped me and asked me out again, need to listen to it.

I’ll Take You Back
Brad Paisley/Robert Arthur/Tim Owens (ASCAP)/(BMI)

When a freight train jumps off a track
And rolls down my road
And its summer time in Texas
And they’re playing in the snow
When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
And only state the facts
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back

Let’s say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
I lose my better judgement and I take up smoking crack
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back

Chorus
Go on keep trying
Come on keep calling
You know I like it
When you come crawling
Its like music
To hear you bawling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back

Repeat chorus

The day that old morning sun rises in the west
And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain’t worth jack
Right then, that’s when
I’ll take you back

Repeat chorus

Its like music
To hear you balling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
Everyone needed to see the words.