Dear Human Resources,
I Vernon J (employee), object to programs administer by The United States of America Government.
I’ve been recently informed that if I object to taxes, I don’t have to pay them.
I therefore request that the company (employer) no longer withhold taxes from my salary.
I will remit a balance to the programs paid for by my taxes that I don’t object to.
Dear Federal Government.
I will be submitting taxes of $0.00 for the reminder of my life.