f For the LOVE of #humanity. I was born in #Michigan BEFORE THE 80’s started (206 days). Maybe something different was in the water, but we don’t do what you do.

You can GET OUT of my house

2 BIG Questions

Dear #FutureWife,

I have TWO really big things.

The first is a given. Will you marry me?

If we’re lucky enough to have children, let’s pray they are smarter than us.