People Lie

So let’s just put this here.
 
If the 1st thing you say is ‘I woke up this morning’, when someone ask you how your day is going.
 
Let’s aim for something a little better than that about your day.
 
YES I’M TALL, I’ve been that way since day 327.
 
Yes it is only x days until Friday, at the most Friday is 6 days away, one every week.
You look every bit of your 48 to 50 years old.