We the people who know Vernon J, in order to form a more perfect Vernon, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this resolution of MMXI CE….
What are your New Year Resolution?
Vernon J’s Resolution(s) are.
- To pass less gas in public.
- If I am given the opportunity to be a boyfriend, I will be the best darn boyfriend I can be.
No I don’t actually control those two things., The first one is totally taken care of by the body, but as they aren’t sexy I will do my best.
The other one is 49% controlled by me. I have to seize the opportunity that she presents me. When she says I like you, MORE than I like anyone else. Will you be my special man friend, or similar. Then it will be time to perform.
- I vow not to spend more than $7.00 at a Quick Service Restaurant, Restaurant, or an eatery establishment unless I’m on a date, or at a business function.
- IF an item is under $20 bucks I will pay cash for it.
- There may be other resolutions, but these are the
twofour that I can thing of right now.
Best wishes from Vernon J & the family to You & YOUR family.