The FNP is here!

Vernon J is proud to present this week’s FNP!!!

It is proudly sponsored by Scripps National Spelling Bee & Omaha Weather.

According to my sources, it should be a high of 23 – degrees with a 60% chance of Precip.  100% awesomness guaranteed though.

Quotes from the World for Thursday 05/19/V3.1

Rhyme, the rack of finest wits,
That expresseth but by fits
True conceit,
Spoiling senses of their treasure,
Cozening judgment with a measure,
But false weight;
Wresting words from their true calling;
Propping verse for fear of falling
To the ground;
Jointing syllables, drowning letters,
Fastening vowels, as with fetters
They were bound!

Ben Jonson
Ben Jonson (1572–1637), British dramatist, poet. A Fit of Rime against Rime (l. 1–12). . .

The Complete Poems [Ben Jonson]. George Parfitt, ed. (1988) Penguin.

3 weeks away

Today is Thursday 05/19/V3.1!!!

That mean the 32nd birthday of Vernon J is 3 weeks away!!!!

Remember I don’t need anything, but if you donate to a charity in my name, I would be just as honored.

My favorite charities are:

Food Bank for the Heartland
6824 J St.
Omaha, NE 68117

– or –

The Salvation Army
MASS Department
3612 Cumings St.

– or –

March of Dimes
11840 Nicholas St.
Omaha, NE 68154
Omaha, NE 68131

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-19

Waffles & Sausage

Good Morning & Happy Thursday!!!

Today is Thursday 05/19/V3.1 & its day off from my real job.

I’m also having waffle(s) this morning, so that means it is a darn good day. A couple eggs too.

I also get to go see the Dr, just a regular allergy shot. Vernon J is doing okay. I then have a photo/video shoot, we’re big time.

Have a Terrific Thursday!

The word of the day is fungible which means Freely exchangeable for or replaceable by another of like nature or kind in the satisfaction of an obligation.