Things Not to Say to a Police Officer

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.

Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me!  Good job!

That uniform makes your ass look really big.

Excuse me. Is “stick up” hyphenated? Read More for a Good Time!!

Happy Birthday co_copuff!

I hope you and your sweet have a good birthday weekend!!!!  The 1st 3 drinks are on me.