I have solved the problem of why I can’t get a date.
My favorite law is one designed to get Northerners into trouble. That’s right folks, if you mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-kan-saw) you’re in for a fine or jail time. Just be sure not to flirt with those Northerners as you tell them they are breaking the law. In Little Rock, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term. You might get to share a cozy cell together. Be careful. Don’t get extremely cozy in that cell. Oral sex is considered sodomy in Arkansas and is punishable.