The online location for Vernon J

What should I put in that last spot?

I finally realized why singers/performers use handheld mics on tv. Because those mics on the collar sound ka-ka when you sing thru them.

Okay, so this former Soviet Block country has a plan to fight the bird flu, and America Doesn’t. What the Fuck is going on.

14:23:14] bpsy2i: Are you a kickboxer?
[14:23:18] sunmoonangel1: muay thai
[14:23:40] bpsy2i: I am looking at your pics
[14:26:51] bpsy2i: (Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/(Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)store/controller?item=phoneFirst&acti(Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)on=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneI(Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)d=1941
[14:26:55] bpsy2i: here is the phone
[14:27:08] sunmoonangel1: I have a tendency to lose things
[14:27:10] sunmoonangel1: lol
[14:27:11] bpsy2i: if I really needed a cell phone, I would so get that one
[14:27:21] sunmoonangel1: this is number four
[14:27:26] bpsy2i: well this one you probably shouldn’t buy
[14:27:50] bpsy2i: yeah, I had a cell phone for like 4 months. I so got over it in 2000ish
[14:27:58] bpsy2i: do you know where you lost it?
[14:28:19] bpsy2i: what level are you in muai tai?
[14:28:31] sunmoonangel1: flew out while I was on a roller coaster
[14:28:43] bpsy2i: cool, what coaster?
[14:28:45] sunmoonangel1: I will kick your ass level

$100 helmet for Denny Hamlin,
$20 for booties.
Priceless, mentioning your competing sponsor in a live interview.

In Varna, Bulgaria–U.S. Ambassador John Beyrle was passing through customs when he noticed his expensive cell phone was missing. Airport staff and customs officials searched for it to no avail. Finally someone realized the high-tech device was equipped with GPS, global positioning system, and when the ambassador keyed the information into his laptop it pinpointed the exact location of the phone… within one of the customs officer’s pockets. Busted!

The WB put Blue Collar TV up against Desperate Housewives. BCTV is now on hiatus status. What the Fuck was the WB thinking. I knew that would happen. Assholes.

http://www.fiftythree.org/water tower/, I am with the evil

I went to the store, need a small container of plain yogurt(6 oz), but no, I got to buy a 32 oz friggen SUV sized yogurt. The flavored yogurts come in normal size, why can’t plain?

I was Watching The Amazing Race today, and the mom of the weaver family said Lake Pontrain was a Great Lake. That pisses me off, all the Great Lakes surround MI except Ontario. and Lake Pontrain is no where near MI.