payback is a pain in the neck :-)

Jack’s mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl’s grip and said comfortingly to Jack, “There, there. She didn’t mean it. She doesn’t know that hurts.”

She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, “What happened?”

“She knows now,” Jack replied.

$30,000,000,000 Fucking Profits in 3 months. Are they high, or from Utah?

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/34088/000003408805000158/r10q110405.htm Exxon Mobil 9,920,000,000

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_Internet/globalbp/STAGING/global_assets/downloads/B/bp_third_quarter_2005_results.pdf BP $4,818,000,000

http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=investor-en&FC2=/investor-en/html/iwgen/quarterlyresults/2005/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/investor-en/html/iwgen/quarterlyresults/2005/q3_2005_full_results_27102005.html Shell $9,032,000

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1163165/000110465905051933/a05-19195_110q.htm ConocoPhillips$3,799,000,000

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/93410/000095013405020352/f13984e10vq.htm Chevron $3,594,000,000

These are only quartly reports which have not been audited, they may be changed to reflect actions agreed to in this quarter but not yet acted upon. Now that all the Foward looking statements are out the way. That is alot of fucking money, STOP BUYING GAS AND OTHER PERTOLUM PRODUCTS.

my dollar is in Iraq

ne Dollar Bill, Serial# J3015—0A Series: 2003A
This bill has travelled 7,043 Miles in 99 Days, 20 Hrs, 46 Mins at an average of 71 Miles per day.
Nov-07-05 04:58 PM Kirkuk AB, Iraq 86 Days, 1 Hr, 1 Min 7,038 82
User’s Note Bill is in good condition; currently at Kirkuk AB, Iraq.
Aug-13-05 03:57 PM Omaha, NE 13 Days, 19 Hrs, 45 Mins 5.3 0.38
User’s Note I got this bill from Cox Communications as change!
Jul-30-05 08:11 PM Omaha, NE Initial Entry n/a n/a

Top Ten Urinals

http://www.urinal.net/topfive.html#, this are know far and wide across the world and space.

No Good God Damn Fucking Unions

Doesn’t America ever learn? http://www.usatoday.com/life/theater/news/2005-10-27-radio-city-strike_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA, how the fuck can Local 802 ruin a tradition like the rockettes. I am so pissed, I was going to go see them.

All fun and games aside, Unions are so over, bastards make around $2500 a week and are bitching. GREEDY BASTARDS.

1/19

Miranda Lambert is coming to quest center. With George Strait, and Tracy Lawrence. But it is George’s tour. BUT MIRANDA LAMBERT IS GOING TO BE THERE, I guess I will have to see George.