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I have a life

I have a life, I have a dream.

Good Morning & Happy Monday.

Will you join my dream?

Today is Monday 01/20/V3.4 & some Americans & other will celebrate by having a day of service.

I will not be one of those people, my service will be to my clients at First Data in exchange for the dollar. It isn’t that I don’t like you, but a Vernon J’s gotta do what a Vernon J’s gotta do.

That’s the second time I used that phrase this morning.

I’m listening to Jennifer Nettles That Girl. I’m glad new music is coming out a again. There was a couple weeks there with nothing new on Google Play.

The word of the day is perspicuous which is clearly expressed or presented; lucid.

So you know I love Omaha, well I came across a blog post about our city. Written on Sunday 12/22/V3.4  A definition of Omaha | Bradford’s Black Book

I hope you have a good day.

Here’s a picture of me.
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Are you …

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

Are you the Vernon J from foursquare & twitter?

Today is Saturday 09/21/V3.4 & it is Bridget’s Birthday.

Apparently I gave a certain look when Michelle said that we followed each other. Its all good, taking Social Media to social.

Looney Tunes is on and Bugs Bunny isn’t happy. He went to the store and all they had was baby carrots. He was like I’m going to grow my own. Apparently Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, & Bugs Bunny are roommates. This is a current version as Porky had a cell phone with speed dial. I don’t think my 1st phone had speed dial, that was 1998 of course.

The word of the day is lallygag which is to spend time idly; loaf.

If you’re not eating Mighty Wheats you’re not eating breakfast.

Back to work today.

We have BBQ tonight & I’m bringing German Chocolate Cake. Keeping Oktoberfest going from establishments to the backyard. You’re* not invited, but if you want to comI contact me and we’ll negotiate the terms.

Reverse Gravity & Split Atoms.

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My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Pre-Tuesday.

How was your day?

I have an interview tomorrow, that is what my YEAH post on twitter was about.

So my co-workers were ‘evaulating’ why I’m single.

  • They said cause I’m a ‘know it all’. I say SO, I’ve learned a lot, I research the facts.
  • They said cause I ‘talk to much’. I say SO, I like to engage in conversation.
  • They said cause ‘sometimes I can be a (redacted)’, I say, yeah I know. But my nice side outweighs those moments.
  • Apparently a lady wants someone ‘who is smart, but dumb enough not to show it. You’ve got the wrong Vernon J.
  • Apparently a lady wants someone ‘who talks less’ about that. I don’t talk in my sleep.

I’m working on that other thing.

The list isn’t long, but to be my girlfriend (etc) you’re going to have to be a STRONG WILLED, INDEPENDENT & ACCEPTING person. I’ll be the same.

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Glasses & Laundry

Good Morning & Happy Thursday,

I just want to talk about my glasses & laundry.

Today is Thursday 02/14/V3.3 & it is Valentine’s Day!!!

Even though I have to work today,I’m taking care of business.

I’ve got 1/3 of my laundry done.

I’ve also got these new corrective lenses, see:image

this phone camera takes blurry pictures. No it isn’t because of my new glasses either.

My other camera takes better pictures. Most of them can be seen on Photos.Vernon-J.com. Like you didn’t know that.

That is all I have today, I hope you have an excellent Valentine’s Day.

It is time for cheesecake.

The word of the day is nuque which is the back of the neck. My nugue could use a massage.

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What are you selling?

I work at UNO, First Data, & the City of Omaha. NO selling required, just fun, ugh, & customer service. The best thing I know how to show is me & what I can offer. Sometimes people meet in person, sometimes it is just though the 1’s & 0’s of that fancy internet thing but you have to present he best thing for it.

Someone asked me what I’m selling.

Nothing much.

Just a Guy name Vernon J who lives in Omaha, NE.

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12,148 days of Freedom

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday!

I live in The United States of America & this is my 12,148th day of Freedom.

Today is Tuesday 09/11/V3.2 & we are no less free or more free then we were on Tuesday 09/11/2001.

On 1997 I agreed to help with that freedom. I’m not putting my life on the line now, but I’m fighting for our freedom.

The word of the day is cerise which is moderate to deep red.

I don’t have much this morning, but I do have something.

I had the pleasure of reading Julie’s Sickened, it brought back memories.

As you know I went to foster care in 1995 (I was 15) 7 I went to foster child as a baby (Pre 1st/2nd grade). I’m so proud of the fact that this happened to me. The book brought back memories of the abuse I witnessed from my mom (& her husband) to each other and my brothers and sisters.  This book concerns the subject Munchausen by Proxy, visit Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome for more information. If you know anyone is who an abuser or suffering from abuse, call someone. Call 1-800-422-4453 across the country or call 1-800-652-1999.

You could be the call that makes that persons life better. Someone called for me & I will call if I see something. It may be be 1 time, but until the agency investigates, we won’t know.

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I use the &

Good Morning & Happy Tuesday.

My name is Vernon J & I have an issue. I like to use the & sign. My friend & campaign manager has told me in two separate instances that I need to NOT use that. I’m working on it.

Today is Tuesday 01/24/V3.2.

Well my Monday evening ended pretty well. I got some nice head shots to put up on the election site. I also had a ‘social network’ conversation with someone, not a REAL conversation. I didn’t go to bed pass the ticking of the clock.

Did you know that Kellie Pickler’s 100 proof album came out today.

As long as you remove the filter when you are in the privacy of your own home, things come out like. I love YOU, while you’re thinking of certain people. Not you Kellie, I know Tough.

The word of the day is educe which is to draw forth or bring out, as something potential or latent.

I have a big day on tap, I’m announcing at the Douglas County Central Committee Meeting. If you could make it that’d be great. The meeting starts at 18.30 with the social 1/2 hour, & the meeting starts at 19.00. Senate Candidate Don Stenberg will be the guest speaker.

Did I miss anything?

Have a GREAT day.

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I missed the window

Good Morning & Happy Friday.

I missed my opportunity to put the frabic softner in the washer. I did get the dryer sheets in.

Today is Friday 01/06/V3.2 & its the start of the 1st FNP for MMXII

I shall start a little different with a weakness from work, yesterday. I wasn’t very happy, I’ve talked to 3 people about it & its done.

The word of the day is sprat which is A small or inconsequential person or thing.

Now that is a good word of the day. I had a good time with Julie, who had an unofficial Birthday Party. I also was able to meet someone that I had met at Karaoke. I wasn’t that fond of her at that time. At least I know where she works & all that jazz.

After that I went to Crescent Moon & did NOT become Mayor. Jim has stolen my crown, but I shall regain it with all expediate action. I then went to Cold Stone Creamery & that was a good experience. Although Amy didn’t remember me, but she made up for it.

The trip to Cold Stone inspired another great moment in Vernon J history. Thanks!

I then was able to go to a meeting in Sarpy County, it was a good meeting.

This post is 90% or more from my mobile phone. So excuse any messes.

That brings me to today.

The next blog entry should appear within the next XII hours. Until then.

Ride like the wind.

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All the choices

Good Morning & Happy Thursday,

All the choices we make in this world & how did you come to your most recent choice. Good,Bad, or Indifferent. Do you know, I’m asking. I sometimes can’t answer that question most time. Because I want to is a good answer; but not always the best.  WE are entitled to any choice, I make generally good choices.

Today is Thursday 12/29/V3.2 & we have 3 days left.

Well I’m currently coming to you live from the laundry mat, which is a good thing. So I can be So Fresh. The clothes I’m washing aren’t the clothes I’m wearing today, as I’m already dressed. As I told an unnamed lady, of course I’m dressing up. I got clothes on don’t I? She didn’t think that was as funny, as I did. Just so you know, the correct response is it was funny.

I had a good day yesterday, what happened personally? (thinking). I had a few good conversations, & realized that everyone(okay 3 people, unnamed lady II, unnamed lady, & unnamed gentleman.) don’t know what Sunday, Sunday, Sunday relates to. They all grew up in Nebraska(to the best of my knowledge, I don’t know about unnamed lady II), so that could be the reason why. I had a really good Skippy Peanut Butter & Jelly Sammich with grapes. Which according to unnamed lady III thought they looked like eyeballs.

When I got home I had a good conversation {over twitter} with unnamed lady IV. I also had I/II phone conversations with unnamed lady V. Nope and none of the ladies II though V are a special lady friend. Lady I isn’t a special lady friend either, BUT.  I’m not protecting their identities because they asked me too, I’m doing it because it is cool.  I know that unnamed gentleman reads The Official Blog of Vernon J. Nothing to hide, they would be proud to see this.

You like me using multiple colors for individuals don’t cha?

The word of the day is interpolation which is the act or process of introducing something additional or extraneous between other parts.

Happy Thursday & I hope you have an awe-inspiring weekend.

I know I will, I’m having breakfast with unnamed lady VI in a few minutes. YES that means Vernon J left home without eating breakfast. He is kinda hungry, so if this post appears grouchy that is why. 

Vernon J is temporarily out for right now. If you have any questions about anything posted in All the choices, contact info is below. You can also comment.

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