I have a life

I have a life, I have a dream.

Good Morning & Happy Monday.

Will you join my dream?

Today is Monday 01/20/V3.4 & some Americans & other will celebrate by having a day of service.

I will not be one of those people, my service will be to my clients at First Data in exchange for the dollar. It isn’t that I don’t like you, but a Vernon J’s gotta do what a Vernon J’s gotta do.

That’s the second time I used that phrase this morning.

I’m listening to Jennifer Nettles That Girl. I’m glad new music is coming out a again. There was a couple weeks there with nothing new on Google Play.

The word of the day is perspicuous which is clearly expressed or presented; lucid.

So you know I love Omaha, well I came across a blog post about our city. Written on Sunday 12/22/V3.4  A definition of Omaha | Bradford’s Black Book

I hope you have a good day.

Here’s a picture of me.
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Oh, YEAH!

Good Morning & Happy Friday.

The Kool-aid man is breaking down the wall today.

Today is Friday 09/27/V3.4 & I’m hitting the ground.

Okay that is a Keith Urban song, but it works for today.

I don’t know how to start this entry, cause last night was awesome. I’m also in temporary possession of balloons.

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They will be shared/given to the fantastic Maggie for her to keep. Better than flowers?

The word of the day is indubitable which is a thing that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionable.

Going a little different with the ‘first’ one. Although this is our date before our previously scheduled date. That’s how we are going to do things.

After our date, I’ll go home and take a nap. Cause I’m going to Oktoberfest tonight. Brad, Jim, & others will be there. You can also come to The Crescent Moon Alehouse. It is the biggest party. I’ll have this shirt on.

Last nights Taco Ride was great. Meet new people, saw the stars.

Well here’s to you having a fentastic FNP!

Okay, that’s Nice

Good Afternoon & Happy FNP!

So yesterday, I had an interesting experience at work.

Stephanie’s 3.0 is coming on Sunday 07/28/V3.4.

Now if you remember the year of 2009, someone made a huge deal about their XXXth Birthday.

So she comes up & tells me that she know what she wants for her Birthday.

I’m listening, cause I have II ears & I mouth & that’s how it works.

I throw it on the calendar & then she tells me what she wants.

She wants a fondue pot, & you know that face I make.The one that roughly translates to ARE YOU crazy.

NOW prices for fondue pots range from $27.99 to $169.99 on certain websites.

In my e-mail I put that ‘Stephanie needs to call her boyfriend to get her a fondue set’.

NOW I can see myself spending up to & NOT excluding $40.02 on gifts for a certain kind of person. You know my Girlfriend, A friend that I like & should’ve/could’ve been my girlfriend (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

BUT for a co-worker that has a boyfriend. This is a family blog so I can’t say that.

What do you think?

 

My Day

Good Morning & Happy Easter.

Today is MY Day & I get to do what I want.

Today is Sunday 03/31/V3.3 & it is my 1st Easter as a Lutheran.

Well it is my first Easter as a religious active person in quite a few years. I also don’t have to work ANYWHERE today. This will only last though the month of may, I’m expected to be to work on Sunday 06/02/V3.3 that is a week before my Birthday!!

Can you believe the 35th Annual Celebration of Vernon J is just LXX days away. Well the party is LXVIII to LXIX days away. So get on over to the official facebook event & RSVP, so we can plan accordingly.

Also if your small business or organization is looking to put some marketing dollars to work, you could be the Official Sponsor of the Celebration. Sponsorship has to be a family friendly product or service. Subject to Terms & Conditions agreed to before transfer of funds.

The word of the day is impawn which is to put in pawn; pledge.

NOW even though I don’t have to do anything today. I’ll be going to see Olympus has Fallen. BY me posting this more than an hour ahead of the ‘scheduled’ movie time. You are officially on notice. NONE of that ‘I didn’t know’, I’ve also been wanting to see this movie for some time now. YET another reason why you should know.

So that’s Vernon J’s plans.

 

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Friday Eve.

1st & foremost I learned that you can’t make things up on twitter.

The post has been deleted, but you can see it in my mobile alerts.
The post has been deleted, but you can see it in my mobile alerts.

Now if you follow me on twitter, you would know why this is funny.  I posted earlier about Omaha being the Best City in America. The United states of America, North America, & South America.

An unnamed reporter asked me if I had a source. I told her that my source was Vernon J & she could use Vernon-J.com as a reference. So it is funny, I’ve also made stuff up with Brianne also. I’ve also made stuff up with other people.

I like making stuff up.

There is also something else that was really good today that I wanted to report.

Well one of the ladies who does the Zumba class at Benson Community Center brought cookies in for a treat today. I appreciate that.

There is some stuff to go over.

Well tomorrow is Friday 03/29/V3.3 & it is the LAST Friday of the month.

I’ve now remembered what I wanted to talk about. I’m watching 180 Days: A Year Inside an American High School. So I just lost it again, I need to focus.

Oh yes, it is about my Birthday. You can RSVP to Vernon J’s 35th Annual Celebration of Vernon J, right here. https://www.facebook.com/events/357351067684905/

Stir Cove has announced all or a portion of their concert schedule. Well Trace Adkins is coming on Friday 06/07/V3.3 & it is going to probably be a GREAT show. Now there could be one dilemma for Vernon J.

The 4th Annual Cannoli Eating Competition & the 89th Annual Santa Lucia Festival. I just checked their facebook page and yes that event is the same weekend. The past III Cannoli Eating Contest have been on Friday. I’ve won all of them, I figure I can do it again this year.

oh, you must be wondering what the jist of this portion of the story is?

Well I think you should buy me tickets. The tickets are $40 + Fees, I’m sure if you go the box office, you can save on those unscrupulous fees. The tickets go on sale Monday 04/01/V3.3. IF you buy me a ticket, I promise to show up. You don’t have to get you a ticket, I’ll be fine going alone.

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Sunday,

Oh where have I been, no entry on Saturday Evening, no entry on Sunday Morning. I must be spending time with someone I like.

It’s okay, I still like my readers just as much as ever. It’s just a choice I made not to post an entry till now.

The word of the day is armistice which is a temporary suspension of hostilities by the agreement of the warring parties.

So Saturday (the 10th) we went to the Iowa Game. I think they lost, we left early to go to The Best Bar in America. Crescent Moon | Omaha’s Original Alehouse Mardi Gras is only XCII days away. As my friend Jim put it, I’ll have someone to slap my backside. Dustin you won’t have the pleasure of doing it this year.

We then went to Maureen’s XXX Birthday Party, you know I’m always down for that. Speaking of Maureen 3.0 & Mindi 3.0, have you RSVP to her Birthday Party. It is hosted by Vernon 3.0 & Beyond & Lynette Lierman.

Went to work today, it was work. Nothing fancy to report there.

I’m home now & just blogging.

What else is there to share with you before tomorrow. IT is my Monday, one of the favorite days of the week.

Vernon J out.

Vernon J’s Schedule for this week

Well what Vernon J is doing Monday has already been stated in a previous blog entry.
Tuesday – All About Omaha is having January Happy Hour at Max & Joe’s Belgian Beer Tavern which is a member of Beer Corner USA.  Where the BEST BAR in America is located.
Wednesday – I’m going to the Library to get my books, I need to go online & reserve em today.  Omaha’s Team is in action at 17:30 & 19:30.  Basketball at Sapp Fieldhouse, all the cool kids will be there.
Thursday – I’ll do some laundry, this is actually one of my nyr to do laundry on Thursday.  I will probably also go to the library.
Friday – The FNP is here & it a MAJOR sponsor this week.  Become a fan of Vernon 3.0 & Beyond for the BIG annoucment.
Saturday – Celebrate Nebraska 2011 is happening. The Governor’s Ball is that night.  YEAH!!!!

What are you doing this week?

So I’ve been told

As most of you know, I wanna get married.  In particular Married on a May 29th.  There’s already a facebook event, have you RSVP’d.  I know you haven’t because I know everyone you has.  They general don’t ready this blog.

BUT as I was singing Saturday 12/04/V3.1 one of my fellow bartenders asked me why my name is Vernon J.  I explained that I was going to get married someday & that I was going to take my wife’s name.

I also explained that I wasn’t suppose to mention the information in the 1st paragraph.  Too bad, I already did.

I hope you have a nice evening.