South Park Emmy Nominated

I don’t know if it has happen before but south park is up for an Emmy. SWEET!!! Outstanding Animated Program (for Programming Less Than One Hour)

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

USRSF The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK. ALl I have to say is where do I sign up!

This is so funny, redneck up 🙂

No good Hillary Clinton

Sen. Hillary Clinton wants to investigate the Grand Theft Auto Video Game, You got to be fucking kidding me. She wants it investigated how people can access porn and other stuff on the Internet. http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/07/13/news_6129021.html, boy don’t the FTC have better things to investigate, like why the hell is the man keeping alternative fuels down. I think today is going to be ‘that really pisses me off’ Now I know why I sleep till 11:30

What the Fuck?

http://www.cspinet.org/new/200507131.html, The Center for Science in the Public Interest wants to put warning labels on Pop/Soda/Carbonated Sugar Flavored Water. Why, why, why? When has the Pop Industry ever claimed they were healthy alternatives to anything? AAAAHHHHHH, this is ridiculous, like Kentucky Speedway suing NASCAR for a race.

Another Stumble

http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/howmuchinside.html, is a site I stumbled upon. Read the nuts one, it is good.

Tom Delay Spinning

Know Karl Rove was preventing some reporter from selling a false story to America. That’s a big pile of doo-doo. Spin it, spin it.

I still got it.

21:55:17] dainties18: cool
[21:55:34] dainties18: do you still hate planes
[21:55:56] OddNewer: I never hated planes, I just hate to fly
[21:56:12] dainties18: same diff
[21:56:17] OddNewer: no it is not
[21:56:45] OddNewer: why do you aks?
[21:57:06] dainties18: curious
[21:57:17] OddNewer: is your life any better?
[21:57:45] dainties18: why was it not good before?
[21:58:08] OddNewer: well you should only do things if it makes your life better
[21:58:50] dainties18: eh
[21:59:02] OddNewer: what language is that?
[21:59:19] dainties18: english, it means whatever
[21:59:44] OddNewer: what dictionaries are you reading?
[21:59:50] dainties18: slang
[22:00:03] OddNewer: oh, I forgot I don’t roll with the hommies
[22:00:17] dainties18: oh, ok
Session Close (dainties18): Mon Jul 11 22:12:02 2005

Session Start (oddnewer:dainties18): Mon Jul 11 22:12:44 2005
[22:12:54] OddNewer: so, what is so freaking curious about me and planes?
[22:14:06] dainties18: nothing
[22:14:26] OddNewer: why did you ask?
[22:17:23] dainties18: i weanted to know, in case i wanted you to come visit me at school
[22:18:09] OddNewer: ok, thtat is deftinley weird seeing what kidn of relationship we have
[22:19:21] dainties18: why? we talk a lot
[22:19:34] OddNewer: you know how much it cost me to talk to you?
[22:19:41] OddNewer: a big fat zero
I still got it, the ex ‘wants’ me to visit her. Still swanging……

Stone Cold Fucking Crazy

If you wanna see a movie with a Crazo watch, He Loves Me…He Loves Me Not. It is a French movie with english subtitles on Encore Mystery. 7/20/05 @ 7:50 AM and 5:20 PM CST. That girl is cute but she is SCFC