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Good Morning & Happy Tuesday,
So there’s this sign at 40th & Farnam St.
It indicates in nouncertain terms that there is ‘No Turn On Red’.
Can you see that? Cause I always saw it when I was driving at that corner.
Oh that’s right ‘little lady’ you were talking on the phone.
Excuse me while I stand in front of your car & inform yyou of the law you broke. Oh you’re mad? I DON’T CARE!
https://twitter.com/CharlieHeimer/status/213458302720421888
That was a twitter mention from Charlie, her account is on private, so I don’t know if you will be able to see it.
BUT my ‘unpublished reply was’, its unpublished so I’m obviously not going to write that here. duh. You’ll actually have to CALL me 402-516-4401 to hear what I thought, but didn’t tell her or the public.
I had a good Thursday.
Tomorrow is the FNP, I’m excited are you?
It is 23.33 who's ready to expand our #knowledge of the world? #EndOfAnEra
— Vernon J 3.8 (@Vernon_J_) June 15, 2012
<—testing out the new twitter/wordpress intergration.
I have no other good stories from today that I haven’t shared already.
Good Morning & Happy Weekend.
My Notice of Intent (to date) you is out there.
Today is Thursday 05/24/V3.2, the first of 3 days that will run together & it will be a blast from now until 23.59 on Saturday 05/24/V3.2.
You know when I’m sitting at home on the couch after a hard day of work.
I don’t condone behaving, I was talking to my friend & told her to behave herself. NO I didn’t ask as I usually do, she asked when did I start condoning behaving. UH, I DIDN’T! I DIDN’T! Her name is Cassandra (to me) & she is in Argentina.
I started this day with someone knocking on the outside door. HOW dare that person not cal the person on the phone. Waking up other people in the building, I thought they were knocking on my door. Although I have a perfectly fine working door bell. (see) 
Tina’s doesn’t work, so that’s why I checked. Plus sometimes people are just not as smart to ring the doorbell.
The word of the day is demiurge which is the creator of a world.
I’m lost for words right now. BUT I have a smile on, because that is how I roll & it is MY world & I’ve invited you in to play.
I’m having Chicken Breast that was seared in bacon grease & then put in the oven for 10 mins. I can’t wait to dinner tonight, also I can’t wait to turn on the juice. NO I don’t know what juice this is & I don’t know where the on switch is at.
WAIT, I just found the FUNNIEST Non-Vernon J YouTube video.
I believe that ALL this products are real. Most of them are too funny too believe though. Have fun watching.
Thanks for reading & enjoy your weekend.
I’m getting reports that a recently released XXVII year old movie can’t hold its on to a movie that was made within the last year.
DUH, Yes the XXVII year -old movie had about 109 more screens.
to sum up
Dear Hollywood,
STOP MESSING with classics, the viewing public is tired of not seeing new stuff.
Any questions?
You can visit http://www.comingsoon.net/boxoffice/detail.php?id=290 for your own ‘research’.
I was visiting a website, and saw this lovely ‘story’. I won’t say which website I was visiting.
Do you complain about traffic?
MAINTENANCE work, wrecks and broken down cars caused a nine-day traffic jam in China that stretched for more than 100 kilometres, Chinese daily newspaper The Global Times reported.
The traffic jam, on the Beijing-Tibet Expressway between Beijing and Huai’an, began on August 14 when thousands of Beijing-bound coal and fruit trucks jammed the roadway.
A major cause of the congestion was maintenance work on the nearby National Expressway 110, which had suffered damage from heavy vehicles. Continue reading “Nine-day traffic jam stretches over 100km”
So now the plan has to be sold.
Shouldn’t things be for sale before you buy it. I’m not buying a 2035 Toyota Camry.
I’m not saying that this happened, BUT it could have.
Who: Girl & a Guy
What: Calling someone
When: On a Saturday Night
Where: You above average watering hole
Why: Well ‘a Guy’ may have a identification tool with his number on it, and he may be PRETTY awesome, sexy, whatever she may have seen!
How: Girl is looking over at ‘a Guy’ for 2-3 mins, and may have notice said identification tool. She may have then started dialing her phone, and ‘a Guy’ phone may have rung, with an unidentified number.
Summary: You are not slick, ‘a Guy’ is pretty sure it was you!!!
I hope noone from the Gay, or KKK states get offended!
