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2013-11-15

Beach Boys

The Beach Boys are good Boys.

Good Afternoon & Happy Friday.

Today is Friday 11/15/V3.4. The FNP & Nicole’s Birthday are here.

The Double B is celebrating with me, you, and Tom McGhee. I’ve never met this Tom McGhee, but Mr. & Mrs. McGhee says he is alright.

A good day at work , they put Windows 7 on some of the machines at work. Although they put IE 8 on it. #fail. They also put an administrator password on installing Google Chrome, which they should’ve on since they let employees use computers. So 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. You never let your non-IT staff install anything on a computer, ANYTHING!

Don’t you hate when your computer restarts. Well my computer restarted itself sometime today & then shutdown.

The word of the day is maugre which is in spite of, notwithstanding.

So what’s going on tonight? Omaha’s Team is on at least two national stations. The Hockey boys are on CBS Sports Network, DJ’s Dugout 636 N. 114th St. Omaha, NE 68154. They will be streaming the men’s basketball game from UNLV.

I hope you have a fantastic Friday.

2013-11-04

Want to Be

Want to be who I am today.

Good Morning & Happy Monday folks. Today is Monday 11/04/V3.4 & it is a great day.

Mayor Jean Stothert’s is having two community forums today. The one at 24th & Lake is about Jobs. This is her effort to reach out to North Omaha. The meeting starts at 1200. She is also having her 1st District Town Hall Meeting. It is at Benson Library 6015 Binny St. The meeting time is at 1830, I won’t be at either.

Does anyone have a Mario Kart/Nintendo Costumes?

The word of the day is skeigh which is proudly.

So CBS has screwed up again. The Mentalist did not start at 2100, which means my pre-scheduled program didn’t record it in its entirety. I can’t roar right now because it is only 0545 & there might be people sleeping in the area.

I’m listening to Katy Perry’s PRISM.

Going to have me some bacon for breakfast.

I’ve only got to do 1 thing today, besides eat and sleep.

Vernon J out.

2013-10-14

Cough, Sneeze, Eyebrow Twitch

Did you cough, sneeze, or twitch your eyebrow?

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

WAIT I might actually like this commercial, cause the Ninja is about to burn your $600 Vitamix blender.

Today is Monday 10/14/V3.4 & it is Jeremy’s Birthday.

So it is suppose to rain today. I’ve heard there is a 14 in 20 chance of that happening. Are you prepared?

So weekday is going on this nth week of 2013? There has been no changes to my previously announced schedule. Although with a swipe of the finger that could change.

The word of the day is solipsism which is Philosophy, the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.

I’m where I’m going to be later today. I think that was a dream, someone told me to call them. But you havemy number. You can call me.

Well I don’t have that much more to say.

Vernon J will return after these messages.

2013-09-22

Now Even Tastier

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

So the cereal I’m eating has Now Even Tastier on its package.

Today is Sunday 09/22/V3.4 and today it was nice to see your face.

So what was it before that it had in it? What new fangled thing(s) did you add to it?

The time before this morning and sleeping time was good. Hung out at Andy’s BBQ and met some new people. Reconnected with some previously met people, and it was good. Reputation is everything and I’m happy with the one my previous employer and my reputation. Thanks.

The word of the day is sobersided which is solemn or grave in disposition, attitude, character, etc.; serious-minded.

This Sunday is my last Sunday of working for a while. Starting Sunday 09/29/V3.4 I’ll be working; M-W, F & S. Thursday’s & Sunday’s off. Thursday for laundry, Sunday for church. Yeah for adjusting to fit my life.

We have reservations at the swankest place in towne. Fuddrucker’s® cause we want to go to the place with The World’s Greatest Burger location. I’m having pork chops, pasta, and vegetables for dinner. Planning ahead.

News from the homefront. There isn’t any, cause we always imagine you’re better. So I’m watching Full House & Becky’s family is from Nebraska. The greatest state I’ve ever lived in.

Have a fantastic day!

2013-09-19

A Huge Piece

Good Morning & Happy Thursday,

That is a Huge Piece of Awesome you have.

Today is Thursday 09/19/V3.4 & it is the start of the weekend.

Time to get down and party like is is day 12,522nd day of the Vernon J error. That’s 1 BILLION, 81 Million, 814 Thousand and 400 seconds and counting.

Are you living the dream? Do you know what your dream is? It is okay if you don’t know what your dream is yet, we are here to LIVE and if it is okay to leave for the dream.

The word of the day is humdinger which is a person, thing, action, or statement of remarkable excellence or effect.

So we are getting work today and work is getting us today. So after that we will have to cram our normal laundry day into under 7 hours, I don’t know how we are going to get it done, but we will. I may be dramatizing the extent of the laundry process. It ain’t that complicated.

Also today is text day, after consulting with Sheldon Cooper’s Council of Ladies(there were no ladies).

We’ve decided that today is the day that a certain lady receives a text.

Why is it that when you ask a lady what size they are(yes IT IS OKAY) they say ‘in Victoria’s Secrets? Fruit of the Loom or Hanes Her Way would’ve been fine. I’m a little jayed, cause I’ve bought VS. If you wanna know the rest of those stories, call me. There’s also a 50% chance it has already been expressed on this blog.

This is the weekend, I don’t have plans today as I previously stated. Friday is the start of the 129th German Day and Oktoberfest. Here is a link for the story from The Morning Blend Omaha. German-American Society – Omaha Morning Blend

Well if you follow Vernon J on twitter he did protest the pants industry. Due to the 47 – 51% chance of rain. There was a change of bottoms, socks, & tops. We are now suit’d up.

Stylin’ & Profil’n Whooooo Whoooooo

Come on down (or up) and join in on the fun.

2013-06-28

G-Store before 07.00

Good Morning & Happy FNP!

I was at the Grocery Store before 07.00, you might have been sleeping OR you could’ve been awake.

Today is Friday 06/28/V3.4 & it is Annika’s Birthday!!!

Everyone wish Annika a Happy Birthday via twitter Annika (annika_stewart). She is awesome, we have know each other quite a while.

I’m sitting at the doctor. They saw my piece on Omaha Morning Blend.

After I leave the doctor, I’m going to drop off books at Omaha Public Library. The Willa Catha Branch! Putting 3 back in circulation.

The word of the day is mickle which is great; large; much.

Then I’m going to finish making my cake. I’ve already made the chocolate sauce & dipped a piece of bacon in it.

What are you doing today?

I also just got an invite for a Birthday Party at Fun Plex. That party happens at 22.00, I’m just waiting to decide if I want to be out that late. hmmmmmm!

I got up a little after 05.00, didn’t need my alarm today. My body knows when I need to be up. It is conditioned (seems like I spelled that right) to know when I want/need to be up.

I also need to go to the OPL Dale W. Clark branch. It was raining yesterday so I didn’t go.

Make it a fast day!

2013-02-10

Last but NOT part

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

I know why you are here.

Cause you always read The Official Blog of Vernon J
You are a 1st time visitor from Facebook or Instagram
It’s Sunday, it isn’t like there is any NASCAR on to get you RPM’s up.

Today is Sunday 02/10/V3.3 & this is the chance worth taking.

Well according to the ISO 8601 2.2.7 Monday is the 1st day of the week. Making Sunday the last day of the week. BUT according a more higher and powerful standard Sunday isn’t part of the weekend. This is done for two reasons, it give you a 3-day weekend Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. It started way back in MMI & shall not be changed, unless there is a cash payment of $2,000,000 dollars made to the decider.

Back when the higher and powerful decider was attending Northern Michigan University his classes ended on Thursday. 1st day of the weekend, Friday was/is the 2nd day of the weekend, and Saturday being the 3rd day of the weekend.

He didn’t know that ISO 8601 existed until last year, it’s okay. He doesn’t know everything, just alot.

So that’s that. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE if that’s why you came here to read. See I don’t make you read though other stuff to get the meat and potatoes of the entry. I treat my readers right.

The word of the day is Jacobin which is an extreme radical, especially in politics. Well that’s interesting to use extreme and radical in a definition of a word. I would consider extreme & radical subjective terms. The 3 of the 5 definitions included radical or extreme in the definition. The fifth one was the one that I like the best. Radical is existing inherently, wouldn’t that just be normal then?

YES I’m asking you to think for yourself and always question authority. Even Vernon J’s authority, unless I’m working cause then I have expressed authority, not implied authority.

There was an interesting story on CBS Sunday Morning, I’ll see if I can include a link to the story sometime today. They don’t have it on their site yet. Here’s a link to Faith’s twitter update Twitter / Faith_Salie: If you hate those “love padlocks” …

Today I’m heading to the G-Store, as soon as I get done posting this.

Then coming home and making breakfast and dinner. Then I’m off to work.

Have a GREAT day!

2012-12-08

9, 8, 7, 6,

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

What are you counting down to?
What are you counting down for?

Today is Saturday 12/08/V3.3 & it is going to be a GREAT day!

I’m chaperoning a Sweet XVI Birthday Party today. That’s what my hashtag of the day is for. So it is a nice relaxing day ahead for Vernon J.

I’m going to look though CareerLink.com & see if there is any positions that I’m interested in.

I’m watching wrasslin’ right now, you know it is a slow day. I changed it to Liberty’s Kids. I’m NOT a fan of history, but I like this show.

The word of the day is anopisthograph which is a manuscript, parchment, or book having writing on only one side.

Tomorrow we work, & we pull doubles on T, & W. I work 11.00 to 20.00 on Thursday. I then have a double on Saturday. This double is at the city. Here’s to the next 7 days ahead.

I hope you have a fantastic day.

2012-10-12

You can’t be the sugar.

Good Morning & Happy FNP!

You can’t be the sugar in my pie & other food pick-up lines.

Today is Friday 10/12/V3.2 & it is going to be an artistic & comedic day.

Okay, that was a pick-up line, that was an ‘anti-pick-up line (looking for a better term).

Here is a list of The Greatest Food Pickup Lines | The Daily Meal, let me know how that works all you awesome pick-up artists. I don’t use a pick-up line. I just tell them My Name is Vernon J and/or indicate that on my nametag. HEY it worked.

Speaking of that it is just 3 months away from Mindi’s 30th Birthday. NO she hasn’t started planning yet, it is my job to make a big deal about it.

The word of the day is zeugma which is the use of a word to modify or govern two or more words when it is appropriate to only one of them or is appropriate to each but in a different way, as in to wage war and peace or On his fishing trip, he caught three trout and a cold.

Did you know that I’m a fan of Omaha Morning Blend, it premieres LIVE on KMTV Monday – Friday at 09.00 & you can catch the reply at High Noon on KMTV digital channel 3.1. Well they are running a promo about how to get your business on the show & reach out to your customers. I would Email Joe to get on the show. I promise if you say you comment on this entry, get on the show (& have a twitter account), I’ll give you a shoutout on said twitter.

So now that we got the plug for the Best Darn Morning Show, PERIOD! I’m featured in that promo, now we can go on.

I’m watching the Titanic right now, I need to get in the kitchen and do my manly duties. Wash dishes, eat breakfast, make lunch, make dinner. NOT all those are in a particular order.

So here it goes.