He touches me

This girl, TOTALLY freaks out.

he may or may not be cute, but hes NO Barbara Streisand

Flowe ugh Balloon

They may not be flowers, but I’ll take a balloon.

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131

Memories

The bar tender remembered me from like 3 years ago(according to her)

AND YOU KNOW WHY?

Because I gave her one of my cards(The KING Vernon one)!!!

And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I’ll say it clear
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain
I’ve lived a life that’s full
I traveled each and ev’ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way Continue reading “Memories”

And you were offended

I have been refreed to as a treat in the last couple days.

Without any prompting.

I am SIX & A HALF FEET OF DELICIOUS YUM-YUM

If you don’t like it I got two apparently it’s three words for you.

READ THIS ONE JESS

Funny Story

You make cookies for one girl.

Girl B says she wants some on her birthday, Guess who got a number?  Girl B also wanted some of my ‘lasagna’

Just incase you are unclear.  It’s gonna be a GREAT week!!!

She’s a snapper

Friday Night

Hung out with BK, and CP
Watched Kicking and Screaming
Played some Nintendo Wii, I so can not beat CP at any of the games, but I am working on it.
Watched a movie with Eva Longoria
Watched The Fighting Temptations.
Went to bed @ 5 AM

Saturday
Got up @ 8:25-35ish
Went to the store and bought &70 in meat from Fareway with Nancy nnancy1964, when was the last time you been there?
Came home took a nap @ 1:30, back up @ 3:30
Went to the Hockey game, UNO lost 3-4.  But it was good.  The girl behind me with the Cucumber Melon was a foul mouth(but I do love that @ a Hockey game)
Went to Old Chicago, with VP, CP, SS, and BM; and had a siciliam trio calzone.  First time there, oh it was awesome.  Did what I do with the females of our species, Flirted with an awesome girl named ED, she called me sunshine (so sweet).  I may or may not have asked our server to sit down and have food with us(EE).  and Ole Little Molly and her shoes.  We were chatting and she said she like my shoes, and she was like aren’t you going to compliment my shoes.  I kinda didn’t becuase they were boring, oh and she got pissed. 

Some popcorn please

I went to the UNO volleyball match, we won.  So I goes to buy some popcorn.  I walk up and ask the girl for some, and she just stands there for like 15 secs.  She says I was reading your shirt.!!!

2007 is going to be GREAT

So the new shirt actually got me a kiss.  I was waiting for the shuttle to come back from the Horseshoe Casino.  This lady saw the shirt, took a picture.  AND FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS.  It’s going to be a great year if the first two hours are any indication.

That’s Right

I met Melissa from Radio Lobo, and I had her laughing in the first five minutes. Boy if I was dating, the female world would be introuble.

***i saw Melissa on Friday agin. I am the step-father of her kids now, because there real dad is a dumb or jackass.