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May is the fifth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven Gregorian months with the length of 31 days. It is also a month within the season of spring.
May begins with the sun in the sign of Taurus and ends in the sign of Gemini. Astronomically speaking, the sun begins in the constellation of Aries and ends in the constellation of Taurus. Continue reading “Happy May.”
April is the fourth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar, and one of four months with a length of 30 days. April was originally the second month of the Roman calendar, before January and February were added by King Numa Pompilius about 700 BC. It became the fourth month of the calendar year (the year when twelve months are displayed in order) during the time of the decemvirs about 450 BC, when it also was given 29 days. The Julian calendar reform of 46 BC gave April 30 days, effective in 45 BC. More April
March is the third month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven months with a length of 31 days.
March begins (according to non-sidereal astrology) with the sun in the sign of Pisces and ends in the sign of Aries. Astronomically speaking, the sun begins in the constellation of Aquarius and ends in the constellation of Pisces.
March in the Southern Hemisphere is the seasonal equivalent of September in the Northern Hemisphere. More March
Ex Girlfriend Birthday is June 27th.
A girl, lets call her AM(because she is a ray of sunshine, or that’s her name and I don’t won’t to reveal it yet), Birthday is June 28th. I don’t think >she has a boyfriend.
Let me know, I have it on good authority that if KT likes a guy she may stare at him.
She has a job, which is like the #1 thing for a girlfriend of mines.
PSST. Hey dumbass if you put a link to her profile, their really is no need to keep her name a secret. (Therefore link was removed 2 mins later)
March is the third month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven months with a length of 31 days.
March begins (according to non-sidereal astrology) with the sun in the sign of Pisces and ends in the sign of Aries. Astronomically speaking, the sun begins in the constellation of Aquarius and ends in the constellation of Pisces.
March in the Southern Hemisphere is the seasonal equivalent of September in the Northern Hemisphere. More March
March is the third month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven months with a length of 31 days.
March begins (according to non-sidereal astrology) with the sun in the sign of Pisces and ends in the sign of Aries. Astronomically speaking, the sun begins in the constellation of Aquarius and ends in the constellation of Pisces.
March in the Southern Hemisphere is the seasonal equivalent of September in the Northern Hemisphere. More March
February is the second month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian calendars. It is the shortest month and the only month with fewer than 30 days. The month has 29 days in leap years, when the year number is divisible by four (except for years that are divisible by 100 and not by 400 in the Gregorian calendar). In common years the month has 28 days. Leap year birthdays are usually celebrated on the 28th in a non-leap year. Some believe that February originally had 29 days (30 in a leap year), but that idea was invented by Sacrobosco during the Middle Ages.
Trivia About February –
* February begins on the same day of the week as March and November in a common year, and on the same day of the week as August in a leap year.
* Sweden had a 30 February in 1712.
* February in the Northern Hemisphere is the seasonal equivalent to August in the Southern Hemisphere and vice versa.
* February’s birthstone is amethyst.
* February’s birth flower is the violet or primrose.
* The Chinese floral emblem of February is the peach blossom.
Personal Goals This Month:
Go to Karaoke @ The Crescent Moon – It is Usually Saturday Nights
3 dates or the equivalent
Homemade Peach Pie (YUMMY)
One More Goal to be Determined – By the first respondent, please make it doable within 28 days. NO humping penguins.
***Start doing Pilates, I ordered the tape on the 3rd. The tape should be here in 4-14 Business Days.***
So my friend Dawn is going to Cedar Rapids for six months to improve her career. Last night was her Going Away Party. I went, and had a good time.
Sullivan’s you know have to do a minimum of $20 tab. We thought there would be a live band, but it wasn’t too be, so we left that joint, that’s when the fun started.
We went to T-Henry’s and I had a GREAT TIME!!! We played some music, we did a little bit of dancing. I got a phone number, Jordan called me. I am going to call her about 3 today, she is hot, and was by the pool table. Well I didn’t see her, and I introduced myself to every single freaking girl in that bar, even the lesbians. I also had the bartender annouce her name over the pa system. Had a little bit of Gin(that shit’s a bitch, way worse than tequila). I saw the dancing girls from Citrus Lounge, they were dancing on the tables like strippers. As you know I hate strip clubs, I have too much respect for women. I gave them a dollar(because that’s what they deserved), and her friend was upset bc that’s all I gave them. Well I let them know that for anything more than $1, they better be doing more than dancing on the table. We then went sliding @ The Gene Leahy Mall!!
FYI: (When I do get married, and if she conviences me to have a big wedding. MY BEST MAN BETTER NOT TAKE ME TOO A STRIP CLUB, CAUSE I WILL FIRE HIS ASS!!! )
Call Jordan: – Check
We the people who know KING (Vernon Davis), in order to form a more perfect Vernon, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this resolution of 2008 CE….
What are your New Year’s Resolution?
Vernon’s:
Find Miss Right
or Miss Right Now.