nature – The online location for Vernon J

2013-12-02

Making Up Numbers

Apparently 131 million people are going to shop online for ‘Cyber Monday’

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

So I decided to make up my own number of people doing something. Twitter / Vernon_J_: *breaking news*, 20,000,000 … I got to use 20,000,000 in another place as a point of reference.

Today is Monday 12/02/V3.4 & it is today. Not excatly sure what it will entail, but it is today.

The word of the day is twain which is two.

It was a good day at work, no problems for me. BUT that one sales rep wasn’t happy.

Lunch was good & I have my shoes kicked off, which means I’m in relaxed mode.

How was your day?

We are treated to a treat here in Omaha, it is currently 14 degrees RIGHT now. I couldn’t ask for a more perfect day. Of course it could get perfecter and I’ve just made that effort to do it that way.

YES I’m aware that perfecter isn’t a word. But this isn’t a Proper English Blog. IF you want that you can go visit English Grammar Blog. You didn’t know Seonaid rain a Perfect English blog, neither did I. There is a lot on the internet.

okay, that’s it for now.

Enjoy what you have earned.

2013-09-27

Oh, YEAH!

Good Morning & Happy Friday.

The Kool-aid man is breaking down the wall today.

Today is Friday 09/27/V3.4 & I’m hitting the ground.

Okay that is a Keith Urban song, but it works for today.

I don’t know how to start this entry, cause last night was awesome. I’m also in temporary possession of balloons.

They will be shared/given to the fantastic Maggie for her to keep. Better than flowers?

The word of the day is indubitable which is a thing that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionable.

Going a little different with the ‘first’ one. Although this is our date before our previously scheduled date. That’s how we are going to do things.

After our date, I’ll go home and take a nap. Cause I’m going to Oktoberfest tonight. Brad, Jim, & others will be there. You can also come to The Crescent Moon Alehouse. It is the biggest party. I’ll have this shirt on.

Last nights Taco Ride was great. Meet new people, saw the stars.

Well here’s to you having a fentastic FNP!

2013-09-16

It won’t be like that

Good Morning & Happy Monday,

It won’t be like that if you change the inputs.

Today is Monday 09/16/V3.4 and it is Mandy’s 27th Birthday & Sean’s 34th Birthday.

If you don’t want a speeding ticket, you input is less than or equal to the speed limit. If you want to see the sunrise, you’d be up by 0706 on Tuesday. It will be at 0705 on Monday. I don’t know if this post will be live by that time on Monday, that’s why I put Monday, post Tuesday.

Wish them Happy Birthday, if you choose. Mandy is @MandyWu on twitter, I don’t know if Sean has a twitter. I didn’t find one in my search there.

The word of the day is orrery which is an apparatus for representing the planets, satellites, etc., in the solar system.

Well I’m putting non-pie in my pie hole, so I shall return to this entry post-ride into work.

So as a bonus to Saturday’s funtimes, it was a Jenga Night. That was pretty fun, it isn’t often (that people named not Vernon J) take board game to a bar. But us Vernon J’s are a different kind of awesome, non Vernon J’s are also a different kind of awesome.

So today shall be a good day. At the present time someone is borrowing my swagger. So at least two people will have a pot of gold day.

What’s going on today?

2012-08-302012-08-30

My Evening Report

Good Evening & hooker heels.

I could’ve helped it, but I chose not to. Is that going to be a problem?

Oh it is? Look below for how I feel about that.

Now that we got that out of the way I can continue with my awesome 134th edition of My Evening Report.

It is currently 16.39 & I wrote chinese for the first time today. If I remember I’ll get a picture of it for you readers.

Cause I feel that I love you & I want you to be aware of my awesome ability to copy chinese from a computer screen.

More to come later, have to be back to ‘work’ in IV mins & I need to refill my drink container.

It feels SO GOOD outside!

Nope I’m not married yet & my mom stopped cooking for me I learned how to do it way back in 1994. I also don’t smoke, cause its bad for you. NOT a lot of Yes in that conversation. Its okay cause I still got a smile on my face.

So as I was riding home I saw the moon behind a moon size cloud. It was an amazing site.

Continue reading “My Evening Report”

2012-08-292012-08-29

I have to

Good Morning & Happy Wednesday,

I have to tinkle & other tings you actually have to do.

Today is Wednesday 08/29/V3.3 & it is Day II of the work week. A V day journey of an endless loop.

We are XLIII minutes into our day, YES OUR DAY. You & Me. I’ve put some chow down my gullet & watching The Big Bang Theory, Leonard gets some nookie from Mrs. Latham.

The word of the day is truncate which is to shorten by cutting off a part; cut short.

I need something to write about.

Writer's Block — I was asked to discuss Pumpkins & Hay bales

PussDaddy Blogs indicated that I should discuss Pumpkins & Haybales with 35 – degree temperatures.

The word pumpkin originates from the word pepon which is Greek for “large melon”. Pumpkin is a fruit of the species Cucurbita pepo or Curcurbita mixta. Pumpkins can grow on 6 of the 7 continents.

The traditional pumpkin grown in the American continent is the Connecticut Field variety. Did you know Connecticut is the 5th state admitted to the union on January 9th, 1788. I’ve made pumpkin bread/pie from sugar pumpkin. I’ve also made art from a regular pumpkin.

Hay bales come from hay. Commonly used plants for hay include mixtures of grasses, such as rye grass (Lolium species), timothy, brome, fescue, Bermuda grass, orchard grass, and other species, depending on the region.

Hay is baled for easy transport & use in animal fodder for livestock, rabbits, and guinea pigs.

The average pumpkin growing day 100 to 110 days. Hay has a two week window where it is the ‘sweet spot’, cut it too early will not cure & produce a lower yield per acre than longer, more mature grass. Hay cut too late is coarser, lower in resale value and has lost some of its nutrients. Hay grows in Spring & Early Summer.

Well I’ve learned lots about Pumpkins & Hay

2011-12-11