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Stay in OMAHA!!!

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

When I was taking the train from parts east, north, & west to Omaha. Someone said I don’t stay long enough to be married. I was XXV at that point. That was VII years ago.

My favorite  Post Secret is:

I am not married YET!!!

This is how I ‘started’ my day. Well I didn’t want to start dating until like 2006 or 2007. I’ve had one girlfriend since that time, it didn’t work out. NOT anything I did wrong, I was just the person I am & she wasn’t comfortable with that. I’ve been on a few dates since then & before then. I just don’t know what it is that doesn’t allow us to get pass, date I or proceed down the path of romantic interest. OF course it could be her, but every date* is a good opportunity.

Today is Sunday 04/29/V3.2 & my day came to a pause at 03.00. I hung out with SandraLee in parts west of Omaha. I plan to start my day about 14.00, so let’s get busy.

The word of the day is ensconce which is to settle securely or snugly.

I swear that I don’t have a them of any romantic leanings this morning.

I really don’t know how to go from here, but It’s OUR day, we take the control & run with it.

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My Evening Report

Yes, even at 02.04 on a Sunday you get an evening Report.

I. At Least I Smell Good

II. I went to the wedding, it was amazing.

III. There are pictures over here (http://photos.Vernon-J.com/2012/04/08/pictures-from-jennilynns-pauls-wedding/).

IV. I had a good time

V. I got to plug the campaign & got a donation. Thank YOU for your support.

VI. 22.06

VII. Good Conversation with Libby Hasselquist, we sat next to each other.

VIII. Dancing, dancing, DaNcInG, dAnCiNg.

That is all for now.

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She likes to Rock

Good Morning,

Brooks & Dunn is informing me of what she likes to do.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oii57ahVGM&ob=av2e.

Today is Saturday 04/07/V3.2. Vernon J has two great events to celebrate in HIS friends life. Jennifer is turning XXV, wish her a Happy #Birthday. Her car insurance is going down.

Also the GREATEST Moment in a Man’s & Womyn’s life is happening today. My friends Paul & Jennilynn are getting married today. I’m so excited to share in their special day. I didn’t secure a date or escort, I guess that’s okay. It’ll be my second wedding going to alone. I’ve only been to 3 weddings & the lady I took last time wasn’t invited this time. I’ll wait, but that’s awhile. I’ll be listening to this song right now.

My plan this morning was to hit the ground running at 10.00. There were two issues with that, issue I is that I didn’t get up in time. I have to take that on my shoulders & say I screwed up.  Issue II was it was raining at 07.?? when I got a phone call, I thought it might be raining at 10.00 also. Well the sun is coming out so, there is still time for me to smile & knock. I have 4.75 to 5.75 hours until the wedding. Which is the next thing I need to do today.

The word of the day is pleach which is to interweave branches or vines for a hedge or arbor. I could be pleaching some day.

Well you have a G-R-E-A-T Saturday. Do what feels right.

p.s. IF you wanted to make me Breakfast-in-Bed I would be okay with that.

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Well Hello There, YOU RUINED IT!

Good Afternoon & Happy Thursday,

Well aren’t you just looking like you want a Valentine’s Date from my review mirror? WAIT, you speeding now. Well you don’t look so good anymore.

Today is Thursday 02/09/V3.2.

I had a phone interview with First Data this morning. Then I had a real interview with Farmer’s Insurance.  The First Data is an interview for a phone job, not the dream job. BUT it was better than the Farmer’s Insurance interview.  It’s the same deal as American Income Life. I’m apparently suppose to sell 40 property & casual products to my friends & 4 Life products before they start paying me. So you can imagine that I won’t be taking that job.

Well I still have the ole laundry to do, I’ll do that after my meeting. Its suppose to be happening right now, I hope I’m at the right Starbucks. I don’t see anyone with an iPhone that fits the description of a Jessica.  That’s all I got to go on, NO she didn’t give me her phone number, #fail.

The word of the day is screed which is a long discourse or essay, especially a diatribe. YES this blog entry seems like a screed, but it’s coming to an end.

So what’s the policy for laying on your horn when someone is texting in the car next to you.  Cause I did it last night & IT WAS so funny.  I think I’ll enjoy that portion of my drive.

We are only V days away, I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

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I missed the window

Good Morning & Happy Friday.

I missed my opportunity to put the frabic softner in the washer. I did get the dryer sheets in.

Today is Friday 01/06/V3.2 & its the start of the 1st FNP for MMXII

I shall start a little different with a weakness from work, yesterday. I wasn’t very happy, I’ve talked to 3 people about it & its done.

The word of the day is sprat which is A small or inconsequential person or thing.

Now that is a good word of the day. I had a good time with Julie, who had an unofficial Birthday Party. I also was able to meet someone that I had met at Karaoke. I wasn’t that fond of her at that time. At least I know where she works & all that jazz.

After that I went to Crescent Moon & did NOT become Mayor. Jim has stolen my crown, but I shall regain it with all expediate action. I then went to Cold Stone Creamery & that was a good experience. Although Amy didn’t remember me, but she made up for it.

The trip to Cold Stone inspired another great moment in Vernon J history. Thanks!

I then was able to go to a meeting in Sarpy County, it was a good meeting.

This post is 90% or more from my mobile phone. So excuse any messes.

That brings me to today.

The next blog entry should appear within the next XII hours. Until then.

Ride like the wind.

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What’s done at 08.51

Good Morning & Happy Sunday!!!

What you do at 08.51 on a Sunday morning may just effect your entire day. So don’t do anything that some people may consider stupid, OR that is illegal. Say make a left turn from a straight lane only. YOU know who you are & where you were (Saddlecreek & California, eastbound).

Today is Sunday & it is Elizabeth & Libby’s Birthday. Libby is 25, I don’t know how old Elizabeth is. Won’t you celebrate their birthday with us?
I made homemade syrup this morning & it was delicious. I only had to buy brown sugar, had everything else at home.  It contained 5 ingredients, all that you can pronounce. I also watched about 35 to 40 mins of Kindergarten Cop this morning.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

YES at this age boys are men & want some of the girls. Emotionally.

Yesterday was a good day, when I went out for work I saw 2 people. Got done with work by high noon. Got home & took a nap. I then went to game night & played Settlers of CaTan. I then headed to Crescent Moon Alehouse. Everything I could control seemed to work out well.  IF you follow me on twitter, you know there were things I couldn’t control. They DID not go the way I wanted them too, & therefore I was not happy. But overall I have to say that it was a successful day.

On a sidenote, be mindful of that fact that guys like me. http://youtu.be/Qk602Y66UgI DO not go to the bar trying to ‘hook=up’ or whatever the politically correct term for that is. Sometimes we just want to go to the bar & hangout with our friends, sing some karaoke, & relax. DID YOU HEAR THAT Dr. Robin Frohardt. I love this google thing. Also thanks to some guys wife, for saying some undisclosed information to a certain young lady. NO I don’t know what she said, I just know what I told her. Then she proceeded to talk to that young lady.

The word of the day is gangrel which means a lanky, loose-jointed person. To me that means someone who likes to get down & dance.

Have a GREAT day & enjoy your dinner. I am under the impression that I am having spaghetti.

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Happy Mascara Day

Good Morning & Happy FNP!

If you followed Vernon J or Juleser on twitter.  You’d know what we were talking about.  You can read her Eye candy and a top five list……… http://juleser.wordpress.com/2011/02/04/eye-candy-and-a-top-five-list/

 

Today is Friday 09/23/V3.2 & it is going to be a copacetic day.  If you’d like to challenge it, get my phone log.

Big day for this guy, no I won’t talk about it on my blog. Call me & I might.

I’ve got nothing else right now.

The word of the day is copacetic which is very satisfactory; fine.

Have a GREAT FNP!

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Swinging on a Saturday

I went for a swing today & it was pretty awesome.  I hadn’t been in a while.

Oh look I have pictures.

Swinging at DC West Middle School.

XXIV more pictures to see. They are awesome, look at them, IF you want.

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I had a B-A-N-A-N-A

Good Morning & Happy Wobbley Wednesday!

I chose the banana over the grapes.

Today is Wednesday 08/31/V3.2, the last day of August MMXI. (I should do a month in review).

Well I started off this day wonderful, life is grand in the 681V1.

Well I’m getting ready to head into the office, as I generally do.

I also need to start preparing for the weekend.

Last night I went to Crescent Moon for pint night. I had a pint of Hazed & Confused. It was beer, it was more hoppy according to gym. It taste like beer to me, I still don’t like beer. We talked politics, Native America & European relations. A good time was had.

I went home & had my dinner, spaghetti with saladid & an Ice Cold Delicious Pepsi.

I then went to bed.

But The word of the day is metaphrastic which is having the quality of a literary work that has been translated or changed from one form to another, as prose into verse.

Have a great day, everyone.

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Sledding

I don’t have time to be snowed in.

I decided to go sledding.


Sledding Sledding

I went Sledding, it was a Perfect 30 mins.


Video processing on YouTube, I will link after my nap, here are some more pictures.