Okay, that’s Nice

Good Afternoon & Happy FNP!

So yesterday, I had an interesting experience at work.

Stephanie’s 3.0 is coming on Sunday 07/28/V3.4.

Now if you remember the year of 2009, someone made a huge deal about their XXXth Birthday.

So she comes up & tells me that she know what she wants for her Birthday.

I’m listening, cause I have II ears & I mouth & that’s how it works.

I throw it on the calendar & then she tells me what she wants.

She wants a fondue pot, & you know that face I make.The one that roughly translates to ARE YOU crazy.

NOW prices for fondue pots range from $27.99 to $169.99 on certain websites.

In my e-mail I put that ‘Stephanie needs to call her boyfriend to get her a fondue set’.

NOW I can see myself spending up to & NOT excluding $40.02 on gifts for a certain kind of person. You know my Girlfriend, A friend that I like & should’ve/could’ve been my girlfriend (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

BUT for a co-worker that has a boyfriend. This is a family blog so I can’t say that.

What do you think?

 

Fire has started

Good Evening & Happy Thursday,

I like to get it started, a match works.

Today is Thursday 05/02/V3.3 & it is the 1st day of the 1st weekend in May MMXII.

How do you like them apples? I’m no boy scout & I’ve never started a fire with two sticks and some brush.

So I had this amazing dream, that I broke my leg. I bet you are wondering, how could that be amazing. Well if you call me, I might just tell you. This doesn’t include Nicole, who didn’t call me & who already knows. She better not tell anyone, she probably won’t even see this.

The word of the day is saccharine which is exaggertedly sweet or sentimental.

Do you like noisy keyboards?

Do you like Green Eggs & Ham?

Vernon J out.

Oh here’s a song.

Here is the OFFICIAL ‘I’m going to see Iron Man 3 invite’ The movie is happening 21.00 at Aksarben Cinema on Friday.  NOW you can’t say I didn’t invite you. I can’t help it if you don’t read my blog.

I used the category advice. So that means I have to share some advice with you.

NOW what kinda advice can I share with you.

Don’t stick that fork in the electric socket, it might shock you.

If you want something from someone. You can ask, the worst they can say is NO. You’ll be just fine.

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Friday Eve.

1st & foremost I learned that you can’t make things up on twitter.

The post has been deleted, but you can see it in my mobile alerts.
The post has been deleted, but you can see it in my mobile alerts.

Now if you follow me on twitter, you would know why this is funny.  I posted earlier about Omaha being the Best City in America. The United states of America, North America, & South America.

An unnamed reporter asked me if I had a source. I told her that my source was Vernon J & she could use Vernon-J.com as a reference. So it is funny, I’ve also made stuff up with Brianne also. I’ve also made stuff up with other people.

I like making stuff up.

There is also something else that was really good today that I wanted to report.

Well one of the ladies who does the Zumba class at Benson Community Center brought cookies in for a treat today. I appreciate that.

There is some stuff to go over.

Well tomorrow is Friday 03/29/V3.3 & it is the LAST Friday of the month.

I’ve now remembered what I wanted to talk about. I’m watching 180 Days: A Year Inside an American High School. So I just lost it again, I need to focus.

Oh yes, it is about my Birthday. You can RSVP to Vernon J’s 35th Annual Celebration of Vernon J, right here. https://www.facebook.com/events/357351067684905/

Stir Cove has announced all or a portion of their concert schedule. Well Trace Adkins is coming on Friday 06/07/V3.3 & it is going to probably be a GREAT show. Now there could be one dilemma for Vernon J.

The 4th Annual Cannoli Eating Competition & the 89th Annual Santa Lucia Festival. I just checked their facebook page and yes that event is the same weekend. The past III Cannoli Eating Contest have been on Friday. I’ve won all of them, I figure I can do it again this year.

oh, you must be wondering what the jist of this portion of the story is?

Well I think you should buy me tickets. The tickets are $40 + Fees, I’m sure if you go the box office, you can save on those unscrupulous fees. The tickets go on sale Monday 04/01/V3.3. IF you buy me a ticket, I promise to show up. You don’t have to get you a ticket, I’ll be fine going alone.

What do you mean earlier?

Good Morning & Happy Thursday,

What do you mean you had me scheduled earlier. I clearly remember my appointment being Thursday morning. YOU know cause I have Thursday’s off & I got my last shot on Thursday.

Today is Thursday 02/07/V3.3 & it is a double kinda day.

I went to the Medical Doctor to get my shot. I went to the Eye Doctor to get my well eyes checked and new corrective lenses.

I’ve got the laundry in the dryer now, I could’ve washed the dishes. I didn’t, is that going to be a problem? That’s good cause I get off at 20.00, so I will have time before the FNP arrives.

These week’s FNP is sponsored by the number 30. That is the maximum number of points that University of Nebraska Omaha Mavericks (twitter hashtag #OMavsHockey) Hockey Team can have at the end of this weeks series with University of North Dakota Hockey.

The other sponsor of the FNP is Overtime, as it is “unlikely, but possible ” that I may work it from 9 to 12 on Saturday.

Speaking of things to do with UNO Hockey & Saturday. The Omaha Press Club is having a Skybox for the Outdoor game. You can make your reservations until 17.00 tonight. That gives you about 4 hours & some minutes after I post this.

Hold on, the alarm went off for the dryer. I have an extra XI mins, its that ole smart dryer that does think like readjust itself to ensure it is dry.

Just for the record when yelling at the #TeeVee the news people like Deanne can’t here you. YES the people at KMTV decided that #KMTVAction3News is now their official hashtag. I suggested & have used #A3N in the past. They could’ve also went with #KMTV. anything but what they have went with.

YES I’m a hashtag snob, today’s hashtag of the day is #time. Cause by time I realized it was Thursday, I didn’t have a hashtag ready, so I went with time. It is also about time that I go check my clothes again.

We are at 346+ words now. It was 346 when I started typing this sentance, so you know it is going to be above 346.

Did you know you can  Piccolo’s Florist is Nebraska’s Largest Florist (according to their website). …sometimes just because is good enough! & better enough because Valentine’s Day is just 7 Days Away. You can send me some Chocolates and/or Ice Cream to 10910 Mill Valley Rd. Omaha, NE 68154. I’ll be working Valentine’s Day due to me NOT having plans anymore.

The word of the day is gastronomy which is the art or science of good eating. Like a Sausage, Egg, & Cheese bagel from Bruegger’s Bagel.

Here’s a video to end this blog entry. I’ll have more to go, an in-depth review of things that upset me in the last XXIV to XXXVI hours.

This song came out in MMVII.

Hey Whisper

Good Morning & Happy Friday,

Hey why don’t you whisper, people will listen more?

Today is Friday 01/11/V3.3 & it shall be a banking, eating, poking, relaxing, punching, working, scoring kinda day.

So I went to the Doctor’s office this morning for the follow-up appointment from Thursday 01/03/V3.3. The majority of the blood tests came back normal. My ANA was abnormal, we are waiting on more defined results. They also did my B12 Levels & some Sickle Cell panel. ANA is Antinuclear Antibody test, not a whole lot of optimism in that test name. I have the Rheumatoid Arthritis traits & stuff. If it comes back to a certain level he’ll see me to a Rheumatologist. He was like it’s Friday, I’m going to see my Rheumatologist.. One of the treatments for RA is Naproxen, which the doctor put me on. I have to take that until at least next Thursday for my wrist.

Did you know Diamond’s & Denim closed last week. They had several police calls. I’ve been there once & wasn’t impressed. No trouble there, cause I left probably before 22.00.

Have you heard of the Illuminati‘s? I don’t know if these people/religion exists, but me & Mark (he’s @Sather87) on twitter. He is a nice guy who goes to Dairy Queen for his girlfriend she is @JSkinner0407. Are you on twitter? I’d follow you if you just let me know.

On a sidenote it is MMXIII, if you have a business & you aren’t on twitter. YOU are doing yourself a disservice. It is a FREE service that allows a customer to engage your business in another way. ie I just got a groupon offer from Fit 2 Fight. You should check it out. That’s free advertising for your business that upwards of 208 people on average that could see your business being advertised. IT IS UNACCEPTABLE TO NOT have one in this day & age. On a side note the business did respond with Marcus & Sam’s account information.

The word of the day is pseude-pigraphy which is the false ascription of a piece of writing to an author.

So who’s doing what and who are you doing it with?

I think that is it.

I’m sure there will be more to come later.

Vain

Good Afternoon & Happy Monday.

YEAH Monday is here & I’m being so vain about my love for it.

Today is Monday 12/17/V3.3 & it has been a great 13 hours & 20 mins so far.

I really don’t have anything I need/want to share. Just wanted to post that I haven’t forgot about you. Although I’ve been busy this morning & afternoon.

I’ve got my dinner/lunch cooked for tonight. I should be leaving here in 23 mins.

The word of the day is lagan which is anything sunk in the sea, but attached to a buoy or the like so that it may be recovered.

I was asked a weird question by ‘he who should not be named’. Why is she sending you stuff. She being a lady, who shall not also be named. I don’t know why the ladies do what they do. I don’t have that superpower, ‘unnamed person’. BUT it could have something to do with a picture I posted on instagram & twitter from Friday.

Well that’s it for now.

Make it a great day.

OH, look at this unique site. Pajama City Adult Footed Pajamas

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy Wednesday Eve. I didn’t talk to Santa, yes I talked to THE Santa Claus yesterday. Well they fed us good at work today. Saladid, Smashed Potatos (I think the were made from scratch, I saw skin), Alfredo w/ chicken on the side, & cookies. IF they fed us more often, I’m sure I would enjoy working there more. So I’m sitting here, blogging? Did you see the great deal they have on bowtie’s at JCPenny? Oh I see. You’re not following me on instagram, foursquare, twitter. That’s okay. I appeciate you coming to The Official Blog of Vernon J. I pay for this directly, not though my unlimited data provided by the Sprint Plan I pay for. How’s your network? Oh you’re done for the month. #HaHa You can come to the Now Network, $79.99 a/month for a smart phone. That’s Vernon J’s evening report. May the Bed Bugs BITE!

Yeah for a freezing phone

Good Morning & Happy Monday!

So my phone froze between 05.00 & 08.28!

Today is Monday 12/03/V3.3 & it is a YES day!!!

I start with a needle & thread.
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The inside button came undone from my PANTS!

So I got up about an hour later than I thought I would because of this little freezing issue. So now I’m in ‘hurry-up’ mode. BY hurry up mode mean I’m sitting her in my jammies.

The leopard print jammies have had a good 4-year run. They don’t sell this kind anymore from Visit Pajamacity Home to get all your quality jammies for this upcoming & the next 3 winter season. I’m a size 9, just incase you are wondering.

That’s not a hint or anything, it is a clear request for you to buy me some. Can I be any clearer?

The word of the day is effervescent which is high-spirited; vivacious; lively. I’m glad to report that I am an effervescent person. I’m reporting for duty every day 00.00 to 23.45.

Everyone needs their 15 mins, my come right before bedtime.

So if on Monday at 09.38 you weren’t scheduled to work on Wednesday from 09.00 to 12.00. But at 09.39 you are now, does that mean it is overtime. Even though it just brings your total time to about 13.5 hours at the other job. Here is a snap shot of my week ahead. 

So that’s all for now.

Vernon J is out.

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy post-Wednesday.

Found a new game on Tuesday night, played till 02.00 Wednesday morning. Hill Climb Racing – Android Apps on Google Play

Worked, had a good time

Nap, slept well

Worked, DIDN’T get yelled at! This is the measurement of how my day was at work.

Came home had a voicemail from Mindi. You know my girlfriend.

Tomorrow I am OFF, yeah.

I had this ‘notion’ that I would get up at 07.00 & do laundry. That was the dumbest thing I thought today. I’ll start a load when my alarm goes off at 09.58.

I cam home, caught up on #TeeVee. Talked to NOT I, but II Nicole’s, a Bridget & a Cassandra tonight. via twitter & facebook.

Just chillin & listening to some music before I crawl in bed. THAT reminds me, I need to turn the heat. The Heat is On!

That’s it for me.

You & Me

Good Afternoon & Happy Saturday,

You is me & Me is you depending on how we start the conversation.

Today is Saturday 10/20/V3.3 & it is MY time!!!!

So my day started at 0528 & I was at work at 0700. Just had to do III hours of overtime today. Let’s check how next week is looking. It isn’t looking that bad, I’m looking forward to it.

The word of the day is assoil which is to absolve’ acquit; pardon.

So I have a game at 1700 tonight, before I go though. I need to wash dishes.

Tomorrow is a big day & it became an even BIG day last night. I’ve signed up to help with Paul’s event in Council Bluffs. I then have work from 1300 to 1600. I’m entertaining around 1700 at home. NO you can’t come, you’re not invited. This is a Party for Two

I’m excited. I haven’t decided what I’m going to cook. I’m thinking smashed potatoes & asparagus. With some Ice Cream, two kinds. FULL Fat & Diet. I haven’t decided on a protein, it’ll either be pork or chicken. Let me know what you think.

Well have a Free of dyes & perfume.