Author: Vernon J

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

The Lord spoke unto them saying, “I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie….Hell is waiting for you.

To the first man the Lord asked, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” The first man replied, “Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife.” The Lord replied, “Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation.

To the second man the Lord asked, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” The second man replied, “Lord, I cheated on my wife twice.” The Lord replied, “I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW.

To the third man the Lord asked, “So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” The third man replied, “Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times.” The Lord replied, “I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation.

A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. “Why are you crying?” the two men asked. “You got the mansion and limo!” The first man replied, “I’m crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard.

Watching Surface on NBC, a girl is teasing a guy(sexual). But she really didn’t like him, her friends put her up to it as a prank. Well she had this small pet, and the boy’s alien species at the small pet. That is funny, she should have never fucked with him.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.” This is so funny, I have seen it before, but it is still funny. I was laughing my ass off this chair. Everyone needs to check this out, http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/blog/, this is sweet, I don’t know who watches Ellen, but the Andy catering to my whims is funny. Do you still wonder why I want a personal assistant.

A great holiday, without it we would be ummm. I can’t think of anything.

I officially got hired by Salvation Army for the temp positions. in November. We still need volunteers for Nov 2-5, 8:30-4:30 and half day on the 5th. They have position available that pay $9/hr. Quality workers only.

http://www.manicpanic.com/dyehard_ofmonth.html

it took em 10 days, but they got it up. and I am going to be in the best of the best.

Check it Out, http://triggur.org/robodump/

AAAhhhh, I am so pissed. It was a shifty race day.

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this ain’t the 1st time it happened. But a girl wanted to take a picture with the King. I was going into RCR to volunteer.