Today

Today we started handing out toys. I met a Chinese and a Taiwanese today. I also got to take a pic with some of the As-Sar-Ben Knights, Pictures to come soon.

0-200 in 2.2 seconds.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. > >His wife told him..”Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for >me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”. > >The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She >opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. > >Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

Exciting News

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/cgi-bin/news.pl?id=17099&rel=1, Kraft may be spun off from the Altria Group. Which is nothing but good news, I would be able to buy Kraft products again.

Bunch of Panzy Countries

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Antigua and Barbuda, Belize, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.

The Queen is still the head of the State of the above mentioned countries