Twitter Updates for 2012-04-24

  • #Sportsmanship #ItMatters #StanleyCup #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 Any Given #gameday #StanleyCup. Stay Tuned. #
  • Apparently @Planters has a Men’s Health Mix. Really? #
  • .@BriSeon_ How was it? No more #training #
  • Nokia made their phone look different so Apple wouldn’t sue there kia off. #
  • .@The_BORG What does the 100,000 mention get? #
  • I say Goode Night to all my followers on Twitter. #VernonJ will see you tomorrow. Well some of you, communicate with the rest. #
  • It feels good in here #
  • Kenny Chesney – You Had Me from Hello. #NowPlaying #
  • .RT @OmahaBaseball: Omaha defeats Nashville 6-3, improving to 14-5 on the season. #
  • .@rabbits_hat No I have #friends #
  • Lines from my evening report. “I wouldn’t mind having you over” Read more on http://t.co/azGxeOWY later. Currently posting. #
  • .@BriSeon_ Aren’t you at #work #
  • Speaking of houses? Apparently a house has went on sale in my neighborhood. I’m willing to buy one for $70,000. This one is listed for 170K #
  • .@programmerman It is coming. #
  • Kenny Chesney – When I Close My Eyes. #NowPlaying There are so many things I WANT to say! #
  • .@jskinner0407 Maybe You, Me, & @SATHER87 Can all #graduate together? #
  • Honey, I’m #home 49 Days, Who wants cake? (@ Vernon J’s #Birthday Zone) [pic]: http://t.co/8IsCYaLZ #
  • .@jskinner0407 Did ‘we’ get in any running, by we I mean YOU!! #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 #fine I’m cheering for the DarkHawks. I don’t like Phoenix’s logo #
  • .@jskinner0407 It has too be your graduation hat. #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 & if I’m not. You’re just gonna sit there & pout? #
  • Why do I #smile when I’m tweeting, YOU can’t see it. #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 I found it, THANKS to you. I’m not missing it anymore. #
  • Well that’ll be the app I’ll be uninstalling Virtual Flute, which is why I’m getting pop-ups for another ad. #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 It is on CNBC & this is why the NHL ratings aren’t that strong. #Hickey on a #News Station. #fail #
  • Kenny Chesney – Me & ‘you’ #NowPlaying http://t.co/BXvrv6B4 #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 (2 of 2) what channel is it on? #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 I’m not #dumb I’m a really nice, caring, sensitive guy <—- Nothing to do with #Hockey But I can’t find the gam (1 of 2) #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 Good, I had my #fundraiser which was a success. I got up at 07.00, & I got a #smile on my face. #
  • .@cowboysfan8329 GO! #Blackhawks #PhxChi How was your #Monday WAIT, there’s something to watch on #TeeVee #
  • WoW, @GaryAllan #
  • .@kimisaurus_rawr Are you back with us? #
  • .@jskinner0407 NO but I’ll give you a hint, if you were your hat to the bar you MAY or may not get low-price (free) drinks. #
  • Thank YOU vs. Thanks for makes 1 less character, but it doesn’t make sense. I #love you. #
  • Thank YOU following #VernonJ on twitter @roseannmoring @BeanonymousB @WACUpdate @SunStateLawn @BuzzShire @magomaha @joegullar @nebraakawomen #
  • UH, my next tweet has 141 characters. #
  • YEAh, I beet my 51 tpd average today. #JustSayin #
  • A $500,000 fine in WWE, okay, that’s #bullfine #
  • .@jskinner0407 YOU know who has to dig into the rest of that? BUt the pretzels wee good to go. NO fat & what not. #
  • .@jskinner0407 I have this on my counter, AFTER giving my neighbors hunk. http://t.co/BtnMZX39 sorry yu didn’t get any. #
  • .@jskinner0407 Wait for it. #
  • I’m at Crescent Moon Ale House (Omaha, NE) w/ 2 others http://t.co/Xcth7pb3 #
  • I’m at Joslyn Castle (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/rvxbfT5w #
  • The cake for tonight’s adventure. http://t.co/V5OuBk34 #
  • I’m at No Frills Supermarket (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/PMEgIAmZ #
  • Doing an interview with @roseannmoring of @OWHnews #
  • Jhoan decided that him & his 3 friends well being was LESS important than that text he sent. http://t.co/ryECGVen #JustDrive #
  • Is it just #VernonJ or do other people intentionally type in a url so, they can’t track where you clicked from? #
  • Getting #dressed again. #
  • @mfabina I see your ceiling. Let’s start a trend http://t.co/Y2ibJXnV #
  • .@BTDTruckingJobs My doing #
  • .@OWHnews Your mobile link is broken #
  • .@BTDTruckingJobs in like a delicious delight sammich. Under 200 calories. #
  • .RT @OmahaLibrary Did you know that each unit of blood donated could save up to 3 lives? Donate at Millard Branch! http://t.co/VxcuCjNl #
  • .@wendys, have you ever used lean textured beef in your burgers? #
  • Sitting on the couch. Need to east #lunch #
  • .@JennyJohnsonHi5 You made http://t.co/Hx34D33E. I ‘know’ her, as well as you can know someone you follow on twitter. #
  • What @youtube would’ve looked like in the #Nineties http://t.co/1PC5hG8B #
  • It’s called a bath. How do you get a red wine stain off a baby? TP @kellyoxford http://t.co/aqcJZZQk #
  • .@LeavenworthSt Please do a HARD hitting story on the polling places. Don’t leave it all to Liz. #
  • .RT @jenstatsky: Driving around with this bumper sticker visible would be my one thing, every single day. http://t.co/xJ42vw76 #
  • All done making the #bed #
  • Before http://t.co/xLvuYIwa #
  • I’m at XXXII (ugh XXXIII) twitter posts in the last II hours. Daily Average is 51. #
  • .@A_List312 I think you spelled a word wrong. #
  • .@kristin_webb Maybe time to clean the purse? #
  • Where is she. #HardHitting Journalism. The IV largest counties saved #voters money. http://t.co/hLzchp37 #
  • I’m not getting a #picture @Cox_Comm Just audio. Several channels in #Omaha #
  • .@ABC_Plastics Thank YOU. Happy #Monday #
  • I left my #PANTS somewhere. #
  • I just sneezed. #
  • .@jskinner0407 Sure #jail is a #job #
  • I’m glad that @DCNE911 has GPS locator technology so that when someone parks in a NO #PARKING zone @OmahaPolice can handle it. #
  • I’m at Aksarben Village (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/jRBmGsLB #
  • @JonesBrosCC #free cupcake of the day. (@ Jones Bros Cupcakes) [pic]: http://t.co/UgA6Imaz #
  • .@sprintcare No angry birds. I like happy birds #
  • I’m at Elmwood Park (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/NXLHHnIH #
  • .@Food4Heartland & @janecepotter Keep up the good work for Nebraska & Western Iowa. #
  • RT @Food4Heartland: Janece Potter, Food Bank for the Heartland’s BackPack Program Specialist, attended the 2012 Go… http://t.co/O5ke5dhL #
  • .@fgalarza30 What if she’s just a lady in waiting, cause you haven’t figured out if she’s THE princess yet? #
  • .RT @fgalarza30: All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far your princess is, you should go after her. #
  • RT @FeedingAmerica: Join @FeedingAmerica in helping to provide 40 meals for every RT* #RT4Hunger http://t.co/36teeXcI. #
  • John Mellencamp – Hurts So Good, #NowPlaying & I’m NOT #dancing at the #LMat NO matter what the security cameras reflect. #
  • .@BTDTruckingJobs Are you back to normal this week? #
  • .@Blenditkay Its okay, NO one got hurt. #
  • Fresh sheets. Can’t wait for #bed tonight. http://t.co/kC2MKiX6 #
  • .@sprintcare YES I am, my twlauncher keeps crashing. #
  • .@wtownley Are you in #Kansas today, or just staying in #Omaha #
  • I can get away without saying reAffirming comments. Not in a #romantic Relationship(currently). #
  • .@Blenditkay Sure, what every you say. btw when you put the ‘ in there, it ends the hashtag. #
  • I unlocked the Triathlon sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/W1wPUnWR #
  • I probably won’t see the movie, but @vicT0Riious let me borrow her book. http://t.co/ZMN2vABc @GetGlue #TheLuckyOne #
  • Let’s Stay Together #NowPlaying at the #LMat Gooode or Bad. #
  • Just another #Monday at the #LMat (@ duds n suds) [pic]: http://t.co/MgrFBR3R #
  • I’m heading to the #LMat do you want me to do yours too? #
  • I’m #smiling @MelissaOnline #awkward moments in #VernonJ #039;s twitter history. @ Clarkson Park http://t.co/rCPWd8Bd #
  • Hey @instagram I upload an awesome picture & your system breaks it. #fail !!!!!! I’m NOT happy #
  • .@katieontheradio I was at one of those last week. #
  • .@billycurrington – People Are #crazy http://t.co/GVDC68vG #
  • .@programmerman Okay, I’m counting on you to #dance tomorrow. I’ll be watching (kinda not really) #
  • I’m #smiling @MelissaOnline. #awkward moments in #VernonJ #039;s twitter history. @ Clarkson Park http://t.co/CfOfWHQw #
  • It’s 10.00 who is #dancing with me? @loweskyler @GossipNewsstand @ParacordFashion @mack707240 @OliviaYD @programmerman @jskinner0407 #
  • It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/ZhYvecmt #
  • Well #
  • .@loweskyler Thanks for the #SO What’s on your #agenda today, Lowe? #
  • .@MikeDiGiacomo Well Mike you look like you’re having a baby. @OMAMorningBlend #
  • Check out that clean crevice http://t.co/0LjoX10Z #
  • .@GossipNewsstand I can to, although I only have 903 followers. #
  • RT @ParacordFashion:     °\(ッ)/°  ßIG MORNING HUGS! @JesseVintage @TherealAbsolute @HealthyInOside @loweskyler @StewySongs @GossipNewsstand #
  • .@Blenditkay Nice to see you on the show. #
  • Where’s my crevice tool? #
  • Just as a follow-up, my #vacuum belt wasn’t broke. I don’t know what was wrong. #
  • .@mack707240 I SO got this. Just scan & e-mail me. #
  • I should stop playing recycling #basketball cause I suck at it. #
  • If you always wanted to be my friend on facebook & I’ve rejected you in the past. LOL #
  • .@mack707240 I’ll do for you, what kinda math is it? #
  • .@mack707240 What test are you taking? #
  • .@OliviaYD Have a wonderful week, pay attention in school. #
  • .@MaryNelsonOmaha Oh yeah the Floppy Discs #ThirtySomethings I miss the 1.4 MB capacity. #
  • I may have spoke too soon. Time to get the manual. Help #DirtDevil http://t.co/gLXggrWB #
  • That’s just rude, vacuum belt broke or something. YES I can fix it, this time. #
  • .@carrieunderwood @cmtcody says that you struggle with your skin. It could possibly be the make-up. I’m not a dermatologist, though. #
  • .@caseyjames – Let’s Don’t Call it a Night. #NowPlaying #
  • .@programmerman Is it a recently purchased vehicle? #
  • .@glorianatheband – (Kissed You) Good Night #NowPlaying #
  • I bet if I was married, I would save Money on Insurance. #0529 Who likes to save money? #
  • The fundraiser is in 9 hours, are you coming? #
  • I guess I can’t make a call & eat at the same time. #ImPossible #
  • .@jskinner0407 It just shows the questions & answers of questions. I’m sure it is on #iPhone #
  • I shirt down, I shirt & a pair of #PANTS to go http://t.co/fGlTiLKh @GetGlue #Ironing #
  • When I use my front facing camera, they flip the picture. #FirstWorldProblems yes it could actually matter. #Artistic #
  • Is my 2nd favorite day of the week. #Monday A big ole collection of #awesome moments. #
  • Is @HippoOnAPlane or @Mavpuck awake, if they are they should call me. #
  • What should I do next, #breakfast or #ironing #Choices #
  • I’m going on a limb, but I’m guessing you’re nto going to be a #4sq friend. I don’t see a good profile picture, no twitter. #fail #
  • I’m at 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/QOGoIQJJ #
  • .@sprintcare I’m having trouble with Twlauncher. I have a Samsung Galaxy S. Zip is 68131. Teach me how to fix it like Dougie. #
  • Good Morning & Happy #Monday #
  • I got up before the sun. 😛 #
  • 5 mins till #Sunrise JUST 5 MINS. Good Morning & Happy #Monday Early news teams. #