Twitter Updates for 2012-04-05

  • .RT @PortableShua Being an adult has shown me that dessert can be ordered at any meal, post or pre entree. #
  • .@rystle what you doing? #
  • I rearranged my #room More later at http://t.co/azGxeOWY #
  • I unlocked the Must List Level 3 sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/P5i8Xaaf #
  • They did the kick & #dance http://t.co/xobDR7zy @GetGlue @HappyEndingsABC #
  • Almost 01.00 on #Thursday Getting close to #bedtime #
  • I’m at Donut Stop w/ @chokingparty http://t.co/P5ZgOls9 #
  • .@SHANNON_MAC I’m up. Where are we headed? #
  • .@gonesarcastic YES, are you off #Thursday & #Friday #
  • .@apayne628 Has the movie started yet? #
  • What’s going on? #
  • apparently this episode contains graphic language. http://t.co/61BQpsAN @GetGlue @SouthPark #
  • Gunnery, I’m #home 68 Days! (@ Vernon J’s #Birthday Zone) http://t.co/MCpDH9JA #
  • http://t.co/VtipD9t5 #
  • .@MaryNelsonOmaha well Bil Clinton’s booked weighed about 11 KG’s hers probably weighed about 4 KG’s so that’s 500 books. Sold a Ton #Math #
  • UNO SB: Mavs split with South Dakota, 11-0 (5 inn.) and 0-2. Amber Lutmer had two grand slams for UNO. #OMavsSoftball #
  • .@PussDaddyBlogs We have moved the city to do more. http://t.co/la6MQlnn #
  • I smell #BBQ This is a PROBLEM! #
  • Steal my #Kises from you. #NowPlaying Just X mins till #twitter blackout #
  • .@MelissaOnline how about carrot chips? http://t.co/efqdmQcx ©Vernon J #
  • I forgot to pack my saladid at home. (@ Bag ‘N Save) http://t.co/k7SEvDy3 #
  • I wasn’t chasing the #FedEx guy down, but I have my package. #
  • It was a package fo me. #fail #
  • .@eskaff I don’t think we should use that word #
  • Backstreet Boys – As Long As You #Love Me. #NowPlaying #thinking & #singing #
  • .@gonesarcastic Your stomach loves you. #eatinghealthy #
  • Wait, you can’t view people’s @Instagram profile from a webbrowser? #
  • I’m now on @Instagram username is Top #Secret it is my phone number. #
  • 69 Boyz – Tootsee Roll (Rap Version) #NowPlaying #
  • Who has Vernon_J on instagram? IT BETTER NOT be Stephen @Vernon_J #
  • .@eskaff Wrong word, she is a Slut #
  • .@justinej2 If you are actually volunteering to bring me #dinner The day doesn’t matter. I usually do lunch around 6.45. 🙂 #
  • .@whoatemyblog Good Job #
  • .@eskaff @ComedyTruth @autocorrects What did she ‘accidently’ sleep with me? #
  • .@MelissaOnline There’s a Coal St. in Chesterhill, OH 43728 #
  • .@YeahImAshley It has to be good & #healthy though. #
  • .RT @YeahImAshley: Food is how we say, “I love you” to our stomachs. #
  • .@MelissaOnline Don’t make me explain myself. #
  • .@MelissaOnline I was going to go with Nashville, but then I went with Coal St. #
  • .@RoachAlyson There’s a typo in that last blog. bottles, fiapers, snacks. #
  • .@kimisaurus_rawr @authenticmoi How could you. :-\ #
  • .@Pepsi I only have 1 (ONLY 1) 355ml can left. Can you send me some coupons, so I can restock? #
  • btw #PANTS are some tanish colour. #
  • .@programmerman Thanks for the picture. Holy Moley. #
  • .@MelissaOnline I added apples to my fixin’s. p.s. Do you leave on Coal St? http://t.co/QG4v0ApH #
  • Pic Post: Today’s Look & #Lunch http://t.co/QG4v0ApH #
  • .@justinej2 http://t.co/ukkkdS4g #
  • Mr. Bruning I don’t follow your daughter, but Mr. Petsch I do follow your daughter on twitter. IF she was on Google+ I’d be in her circle. #
  • .@unomaha They did an awesome job. #OmahasTeam GO MAVS!!! #
  • Richard Marx – Hazard (Edit) #NowPlaying #
  • .@justinej2 So what I’m hearing is that if I make & bring you a piece of coconut cream, G-Free tomorrow, you’ll make #dinner tonight? #favor #
  • I think I’ll rearrange my #bedroom tonight after #work Anyone wanna help, i DON’T NEED ANY, BUT WILLTAKE IT. #
  • .RT @Lynsm7: Sometimes friends can let you down, but once in a while they are the only reason that you are standing up #
  • .@ControlledChaos You answered that question yesterday. #
  • .@MelissaOnline Grapes, A nice Grilled Cheese Sammich, & some regular potato chips. You’re welcome. #
  • Mariah Carey – Always Be My Baby #NowPlaying #
  • .@MelissaOnline Lunch time, what ya having? #
  • .@programmerman There is a gyro place out there. that is good. #
  • .@justinej2 Just squeezed in a #nap Horrible #dream thought I was #heading for work & was like NO I have a #wedding to go to #Saturday #
  • It’s #HighNoon & we are damping the sound. #
  • We are XXX days away from #TheAvengers Who’s in? Cc @MandyWu #
  • I’m watching Being Human (U.S.) (51 others checked-in) http://t.co/qzKL4yP6 @GetGlue @beinghumansyfy #
  • Does anyone in #Omaha want to share there #dinner with me tonight? I’ll make you a plate tomorrow. #QuidProQuo #
  • Verve – Bitter Sweet Symphony (Radio Edit) #NowPlaying #
  • .@jfizzy52 YES let the good times roll. #takesmeback #
  • .@jfizzy52 I was thinking of the caramel apple #pie but any kind would be fun & tasty I’m sure. #
  • I wanna make a #pie #
  • .@jfizzy52 Y-E-A-H!!! That’s good to hear. #
  • .@justinej2 Happy Days!!! #
  • .RT @justinej2: “@EarthDayOmaha: Check out r site for the full Earth Day schedule!! http://t.co/NyowElpG” save the date!! #
  • .@jeanniemcbride It’s just taking a break, it’ll be back. #13000 #
  • .@programmerman That’s no good, hopefully sometime today you’ll get to #dance #
  • It’s 10.00 a.m. Who’s #dancing with me? @LeavenworthSt @kelly_clarkson @programmerman @Miranda_Lambert @SpeakerBoehner @kelliepickler #
  • It’s 10.00 & time to #dance It’s #HumpDay & this is the perfect song. http://t.co/fw3srkyi #
  • If anyone every did a #Tequila & anything event, I’d be there. #
  • .@Isitthattime I don’t need no child. Car #Dancing #
  • .@MaryNelsonOmaha When did Jennifer Love write a #book Things you learn everyday watching @OMAMorningBlend #
  • .@jenniferwindrum She might here you. #VernonJ should be in the “Uber Stud Muffin” group. I approve. #
  • .@apayne628 #OMetro Bus, School Bus, or other bus? #
  • .@WCWFG So how is the #Omaha location coming? There is a good spot near 72nd & Dodge. Actually two lots where you could go. #
  • .@Notebook I’d like to #challenge that notion. #
  • Happy #4sqDay (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/adjYhOd8 #
  • .@TimStephens_ Someone can’t wait to see Titanic 3D. Come #Sunday at @AksarbenCinema I’ll be there. #
  • .RT @TheMiniChad: Quit being needy…. #
  • .@boogeyyy Okay, so abed, is not A Bed, what is abed? #
  • Hey @J_G_II Look at that #banjo http://t.co/RI6coF6O #
  • .@programmerman When the #Omaha sirens go off at 11.00 that would be the perfect time to do it. #
  • .@boogeyyy A new bed. #
  • .@ladyantebellum – Dancin’ Away with My Heart #NowPlaying http://t.co/agUY7fxF #
  • .@boogeyyy Did you get a new one? #
  • Good Morning & Happy Wednesday to YOU’s. Make it wonderful. #
  • .@jenniferwindrum Honored and/or #blushing Good Morning & Happy Wednesday! #
  • Making Oatmeal, cause I’m too #lazy to cook at home BEFORE I get to #work (@ Water Cooler) http://t.co/S2pQUeN5 #
  • The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise #