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Twitter Updates for 2012-03-30

  • .@SandGripper I’m pretty sure you are taking that from a #song Bucky Covington – A Different World http://t.co/uWWduUVZ #NowPlaying #
  • .@omahadailynews Does that mean I should charge more for my cupcakes. OH NO wait, I use #butter #OilPrices #
  • .@SandGripper Wait you mean I can stop running the cords from each individual station? That’s going to free up some room in my doorway #
  • Is it really random if they are in your phone already? RT @fgalarza30: When I’m bored, I send a text to a random number saying “I hid the b #
  • Okay #bed I’ve stayed out of your ALL day. It is time to get RE-acquainted #
  • Happy #Friday #FNP #Omaha & other cities on VST. #
  • @PrairieOctopus Big Green Tractor New #Profile Picture. #
  • I’m thinking about YouTube http://t.co/cNcsZRKE @GetGlue #YouTube #
  • .@ksprats What did you do? #
  • This is a good. #FamilyFriendly April Fool’s Joke. http://t.co/glN7SkSh No one got hurt. #
  • No Katniss Everdeen wasn’t black (or African American) in the book. STOP being #stupid p.s. READ THE BOOK! #
  • An *updated* entry at The Official Blog of Vernon J. http://t.co/SmQfzTFz #
  • We have sponsors for this weeks #FNP #
  • Keke Wyatt ft. Avant – Nothing in this World is a better song. http://t.co/StXMOZlK #
  • .@gonesarcastic Okay, I can come observe you tonight & write a #4Page report. #
  • Yeah that was a stupid song choice. Jon B – They Don’t Know. They will know if they just #ask #
  • .@djstangl I’ve taken to using #lycos for my search engine at the #work ‘internet’ #
  • .@GhostGinger okay, that means I need to leave at 06.30. Gives me about 6 to 6.5 hours of sleep. #
  • .@MaverickManiacs Yup, I work from 14.30 to 23.00 #NowADays Tuesday – Saturday. #
  • How long does it take to get to #Norfolk NE & how much sleep will I get tomorrow night? #questions that have answers #
  • .@MaverickManiacs Well I didn’t get kicked in the shin, so I guess it’s okay. #
  • Any suggestions for a song to listen to, or things to do beside break & enter? cc @MandyWu & others. #
  • I don’t care, I do what I want. #WhatIReallyMean #
  • .@MaverickManiacs But I was right in the middle of an episode #
  • I don’t like it when #technology fails. It does upset it. I just wanna get out a sketch pad & draw some entertainment. #
  • .@designergirla It’s for sure the last one you try. #
  • I’m watching Person of Interest (1845 others checked-in) http://t.co/tTAUPIfB @GetGlue @PersonInterest #
  • I can’t go to bed yet, its #TooEarly #
  • ,@GardenVibe Congrats, is this your 1st grandchildren? I’m doing well. #
  • .@GardenVibe Keri thanks for the #FollowFriday How was your week? #
  • So many funny lines http://t.co/qHeZLL4M @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
  • .@hippoonaplane I’m watching @bigbang_cbs right now. #
  • After I put out, you gave me a label maker? #fail http://t.co/qHeZLL4M @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
  • I’m watching The Big Bang Theory (7388 others checked-in) http://t.co/mBo092k2 @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
  • Apparently someone googled Canada Eliminates Russia. #
  • .@HumorOrTruth But I only wanna call, text, mention, DM, talk to, walk with, hug & chill with her. #
  • .@OfficialGarrett Where are you headed Mr. #procrastinating ‘professional driver on a closed course’ #
  • .@rystle There is a @BoldBajaFresh at University of Missouri – Kansas City. Our (my) alma mater plays them in athletic competitions. #
  • .@rystle Yeah we went to Blue Agave, a new #restaurant for us all. By we I mean III people not just me trying to sound fancy. #
  • .@Atomic_Twlrbee I’ll take one. #
  • What kind of country gives itself tax cuts before going into a Major Military Conflict. That’s from @rachelmaddow #Good #
  • .@LunkenDrush Well my name is #VernonJ Random #
  • .@stinkythecat123 Thanks for the RT. #
  • .RT @rp_Chic: it doesnt take long for my mind to wonder..to think of you., #
  • .@LunkenDrush Is the waiter taking the #dessert cart away from you? #
  • .@programmerman It gifts you peace doesn’t it? #
  • Rachel Maddow is on. Should be interesting. http://t.co/6I9aMeQb @GetGlue @TheDailyShow #
  • .@rystle Okay, I don’t think I’ve every been there. Probably won’t. I’m sure #Omaha has comparable. #
  • @rystle Thanks for the #FollowFriday you never told me what you had for #lunch #
  • Honey, I’m #home http://t.co/8U62j8B0 @GetGlue @TheDailyShow #
  • IV page letter, You’re NOT #Aaliyah & you probably didn’t even say I #love you. #
  • Quick way to tell if your wasting money. You’re Bob Kerry & you’re sending #VernonJ stuff. #
  • I dislike when I #sneeze at the wrongtime. ie the car #
  • *correction* after my XIX minute ride home #
  • 96 mins till I resume regular twitter/texting (no calling, it’ll be past ten) level. But #dancing Never Stops. #
  • .@BenDarling_ you can, have the kids take a ‘stretch break’ at that time. #
  • .@justinej2 I take III like a #VernonJ #
  • @sonicdrive_in your willpower is WEAK!!..!.. #
  • Eating linner #
  • .@djstangl you gotta do look like her. #
  • Blackout starts now. #
  • .@justinej2 all ‘the people’ take the elevator while people ‘like us’ take the stairs. #Conversation #
  • The guy host on The Revolution needs to work on his cheer #
  • .@JustineJ2 I’ll eat the pulp. Orange candle http://t.co/vvasWirI #TeamWork #
  • .@djstangl What do I do with the orange pulp? #
  • .RT @djstangl How to wear a new hat http://t.co/91KfUEwL #
  • The hero of the day is here. The #Vending Machine Guy is working on the #IceCream machine. #
  • Paying with #cash saving $0.02 per gallon. Total is $54.60. (@ Tobacco and Phones 4 less) [pic]: http://t.co/U2doaF5z #ObamaOnEmpty #
  • Paying with #cash saving $0.02 per gallon. Total is $54.60 14.373 gallons (@ Tobacco and Phones 4 less) [pic]: http://t.co/U2doaF5z #
  • If you need me in the next 3/4’s hour. Call me. I’ll be #driving 402-516-4401 #
  • I only wanna make I trip to the car. #MakeItHappen #
  • .@Mavpuck I don’t live in #Chicago 1 person 1 vote #
  • Baz Luhrman – Everybody’s Free #NowPlaying #
  • Up next for #VernonJ is #lunch #
  • Ladies & Gentlemen we now have #PANTS !!! #SadButTrue #
  • Bon Jovi – Always (Radio Edit) #NowPlaying #
  • I support @Mavpuck for Mayor of @AksarbenCinema on 34qs. Who is this Flint guy anyways? #
  • .@Nikki_iBerry #FNP is Friday Night Party. I declare when it happens. #
  • .@CarrieWilkerson #Dancing with you. Congrats. #
  • .@programmerman I don’t turn my AC on till May, no excuses #
  • .RT @programmerman: It’s 63 outside, why is the air conditioner running? #
  • .@Divapalooza I’ve been very well. #
  • Savage Garden – I Knew I Loved You #NowPlaying #
  • .@kymtweets I’d send you a REAL e-mail. #
  • You know those times you get undressed, only to get dressed 10 mins later? #fail #
  • .@Nikki_iBerry Good Night. Talk to you during the #FNP #
  • Dino – Ooh Child (Radio Edit) #NowPlaying #
  • Thanks @DavidReutimann for getting that car in the Top XXXV. You are driving the wheels off that car. #GoodLuck the rest of the year. #
  • .@OWHnews No cause I don’t like sharing, but @justinej2 is. #
  • Usher – You Make Me Wanna #NowPlaying #
  • .@rystle What are you gonna have? #
  • XXX years ago we came home from Vietnam, maybe this time next year ALL our troops will be home. #
  • .@Divapalooza Good Afternoon & Happy #weekend #
  • STOP #judging the newscasters. They are just doing their jobs. #
  • .@jessunavailable They are human too, on the inside. #Mascot Brother. Mascots get hit on, pinched, & rubbed in private areas. #JustSayin #
  • I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/gIkol5Fr Mobile Pantry at Chandler View Elementary School #
  • LOL #
  • Excuse Me. #
  • .@Action3Matthews is doing a report on #hoodies I don’t know a hoodies. This is a funny story, can we do a story on #nametags #
  • .@danholke false. You have to have physical security. #
  • .RT @ERlC_CARTMAN: Mom: “Hey why are you all dressed up, where are you going? Teen daughter: “To the bathroom, I need a new profile pic.” #
  • Where is @KMTV_DeanneB at? #
  • It’s #HighNoon & I couldn’t be closer to the middle of my day than at 15.00. #
  • .@justinej2 Yes like I go by #VernonJ & what not. NOT all that fancy professional/legal name crap. #OverRated #
  • I’m at 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/6ukfBURE #
  • I haven’t checked in on #4sq No one know where I am. I’M SO SORRY. #
  • Its tumblr’d the right usage of a post. #
  • .@OWHnews No I refuse to expect & accept that. #
  • .@justinej2 Pen, just another #SocialNetwork I don’t understand. #
  • .@justinej2 No do you go by Justine, Justine Petsch, Justine J, Miss Justine, etc. When I mention you on the #blog I wanna get it right. #
  • I’m #blogging #
  • .@justinej2 How do you like people to refer to you? #
  • .RT @HFHeartland: Survey finds 85% of low-income parents say that eating healthy meals is important. http://t.co/U65FmRlg #
  • She’s NOT driving & using her phone. That’s what her people are for. RT @LunkenDrush: http://t.co/B7hNtiNn #
  • .@MarcellaDMiller What’s your middle name. Happy Day. #
  • RT @Food4Heartland: Thank you, @MarcellaDMiller, for the excellent video!… http://t.co/hf40nnCE #
  • The Life & Times of #VernonJ #
  • No matter what they tell you I wasn’t #skipping though my living room. #
  • .@mack707240 Don’t forget about people you #neverMet #
  • Thanks for the #warning I wouldn’t want to have to explain this in public (yet). http://t.co/vQpFCetm Private Messages. #
  • .@ItsGabeee_ @BarbieMarie92 http://t.co/FDw6LjP9 No #nap #
  • .@vicT0Riious Did you finishBook 3? #
  • .@vicT0Riious Cookies have a negative connation to them. #Healthies are ALL GOOD!!! #
  • The Band Perry – All Your Life #NowPlaying #
  • .@vicT0Riious NoooooI’m making #Healthies #
  • .@vicT0Riious That’s good, otherwise I would’ve had to go to the store to get chips for Chocolate Chip Healthies since you don’t like R’s #
  • .@OshoksRed It could be Nikki (its Nikki C’s #Birthday today, sister of @jchizek) . But I don’t know who it really is #futureWife #
  • .@vicT0Riious Do you #work today? #
  • Is #snorting a #sexy thing? #
  • .RT @Notebook: If you’ve heard about the game #drawsomething .. so funny! This is why it’s so popular: http://t.co/Ho4g2Yil #
  • I could do a #cooking show right now, BUT… #
  • .@constancejanae That’s not the worst sin to do at 23.48. Asking can I have a bite of your pie is. *unless it is a romantic interest. #
  • .@OshoksRed YES. She might call & I don’t wanna miss that call. #
  • No, No, No, No. Anyone who has tried to call me gets an answer. RT @OshoksRed: @Vernon_J_ yea i did but you didn’t pick up -_____- #
  • .@janecepotter I agree, why offer a story to be clicked on if you can’t read it. #Stupid . #
  • .@kelliepickler – Tough #NowPlaying #
  • .@OshoksRed Did you try calling? #
  • So about Titanic in 3D. #HaHa #
  • 1 more person has been authorized for mobile alerts, who wants it? #
  • .@faydra_deon No #dancing No #challenges #
  • .@Atomic_Twlrbee Where have you been? #AtomicLove #
  • .@jskinner0407 like a Pork Chop picture. #shakeitshakeit #
  • Yeah (ME & my Wife) answering questions & I got to use that term. NO wife (yet) #
  • Calling @ControlledChaos. I hope she answers. #
  • Otis Redding – When a Man #Loves a Womyn. http://t.co/i5mC3BXr Can’t keep his mind on nothing else. #
  • .@djstangl Look at all the feathers he ruffled. #
  • .@faydra_deon That’s okay (for now) #
  • MUTE OFF! oh wait this isn’t Back to the Future & there are no kids around. Where’s my remote. #
  • Who is this Laura G who just won two tickets to the @omahapressclub show? #
  • .@justicewordlaw Filling out a questionnaire, making some Oatmeal Raisin Healthies for co-workers, a visit to the ATM, gas, work #
  • It’s 10.00 who’s #dancing with me? @justinej2 @dinayme @faydra_deon @BenDarling_ @omahajoe @jskinner0407 @NattersMuch #
  • It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/TKTXja1H #
  • The Contours – You Love Me #NowPlaying #
  • Don’t worry #
  • @justinej2 It does, but I can’t comment on it. #
  • .@ModelKayC I won’t be. #
  • I didn’t actually read them. http://t.co/mHHuKDdq #
  • Cause I’m too lazy to figure out how tumblr works . Here’s me mentioned on @justinej2‘s http://t.co/FNCrobtx I haven’t done my entries yet #
  • Righteous Brothers – I Lost That Loving Feeling #NowPlaying http://t.co/4DFIlDWd #
  • .@jskinner0407 Its not overcast. It’s #love in the air. I didn’t just sing that. #VernonJ is #lying #
  • .@jcheida I haven’t notice. #
  • .@LunkenDrush That’s no good. Have a safe trip. #
  • .@omastormchasers Finally something good to watch. @StormChaserRob on @OMAMorningBlend with Mike & Mary. #
  • .@J_G_II I keep deleting &. I <3 the & #
  • If you made it of #spandex it would be one size fits most. #
  • Trendy Top, #
  • .@dinayme I prefer her without all that dang make-up. Natural #Beauty is beautiful. #
  • .@omahajoe I don’t use that C word, I refer to them as Chocolate Chip Healthies or Oatmeal Raisin Healthies. #
  • .@BenDarling_ I meet one of your co-workers Saturday or Sunday. #
  • .@faydra_deon Thanks, its hard because when every I describe myself in person its always. I’m #VernonJ #
  • .@Miss_Ess3 Your cousin possible could not have got em. #
  • .@omahajoe Eat 40 oreos today. #
  • ,@NattersMuch Yeah it has to be a professional bio. #
  • Okay, I’m preparing my bio, so far I got II things, my name & #birthday #
  • .@justinej2 What’s your blog address? #